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Post by Danno on Nov 9, 2021 22:57:32 GMT
Nah, we're just not cowards Presumably years of power wanking have left you all with desensistised tackle, probably with a leathery hide too. Sounds like projection!* *I long for the day I can feel anything down there again. Damn my years of rubbing it out to MK3's Shiva |
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Post by Deleted on Nov 9, 2021 23:30:26 GMT
I saw a belt made from an old road bike tyres a couple of years ago and made one myself, have a couple now- they’re super duper comfy, plus stretchy enough that you can yank the front down and pee with gay abandon. Or any type of abandon really. Are you a homeless person? |
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Post by elstoof on Nov 10, 2021 6:34:59 GMT
You’d have to be massive to fit a bike tyre round your waist, they’re 28” diameter
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Post by Deleted on Nov 10, 2021 6:57:18 GMT
This thread made me piss myself laughing.
Ironic.
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Post by LegendaryApe on Nov 10, 2021 7:07:33 GMT
Presumably years of power wanking have left you all with desensistised tackle, probably with a leathery hide too. Sounds like projection!* *I long for the day I can feel anything down there again. Damn my years of rubbing it out to MK3's Shiva I was always a Mileena man. As long as she puts a bucket on her head, I'd take her to bed. Poetry, innit. |
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Post by Frog on Nov 10, 2021 7:09:02 GMT
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Post by elstoof on Nov 10, 2021 7:14:22 GMT
None of those belts are recycled, they’ve all got their treads intact. A used bike tyre is an absolutely filthy thing
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Post by Danno on Nov 10, 2021 7:22:11 GMT
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Post by mothercruncher on Nov 10, 2021 7:22:42 GMT
This is really going to blow your mind, but, hear me out, you can trim the size with these things called “scissors” and/or “knives” and, bear with me here, wash the fucking thing with “soap” and something called “water”.
Not mental, I’m quirky and crafty, you bastards.
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Post by cowsmakenoise on Nov 10, 2021 7:27:17 GMT
This is really going to blow your mind, but, hear me out, you can trim the size with these things called “scissors” and/or “knives” and, bear with me here, wash the fucking thing with “soap” and something called “water”. Not mental, I’m quirky and crafty, you bastards. It took me quite a while to realize you were talking about bike tyres and not your dick. |
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Post by mothercruncher on Nov 10, 2021 7:50:57 GMT
I can’t afford any trimming there unfortunately /o\
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Post by cubby on Nov 10, 2021 7:59:16 GMT
"how big is your schlong?" thread in 3... 2...
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Post by dogbot on Nov 10, 2021 8:17:14 GMT
This is really going to blow your mind, but, hear me out, you can trim the size with these things called “scissors” and/or “knives” and, bear with me here, wash the fucking thing with “soap” and something called “water”. Not mental, I’m quirky and crafty, you bastards. Link to your Etsy or STFU. |
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Post by Deleted on Nov 10, 2021 8:22:30 GMT
Who's the trouser dropping deviant?
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Post by mothercruncher on Nov 10, 2021 10:12:01 GMT
There you go ye doubters, even has the patch I had to put on the inside of the tyre once, and a spoke for the belt loop bit:  |
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Post by cowsmakenoise on Nov 10, 2021 11:14:13 GMT
The usual way. Unbutton trousers, over the underwear band, one foot on floor and the other on the cistern for balance. Then arch the back, throw both arms in the air and let it flow.
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Post by Sarfrin on Nov 10, 2021 12:24:02 GMT
The post it note is a masterstroke. Applause.
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Post by britesparc on Nov 10, 2021 12:46:15 GMT
This thread is reminding me of the glory days of the EG forum.
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Post by Dougs on Nov 10, 2021 19:12:20 GMT
It's a good one, definitely. Albeit a bit of a retread.
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