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Post by Danno on Nov 9, 2021 13:43:58 GMT
Everything I've learned in here has been against my will.
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Post by stacks on Nov 9, 2021 14:07:26 GMT
Can't believe how many people piss sat down. (No judgement here.) It's making me think that there may be some maverick's on the forum who shit stood up. Worth a poll??
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Post by dogbot on Nov 9, 2021 16:00:55 GMT
 In a restaurant bathroom in Riyadh. 😂 |
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Post by Danno on Nov 9, 2021 16:25:19 GMT
What in the name of fuck is the chap in the top left trying to achieve
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Post by dmukgr on Nov 9, 2021 16:44:02 GMT
What in the name of fuck is the chap in the top left trying to achieve Going for that Arabic/French style toilet and not touching anything I assume. We used to have loads of people try that at work (and miss) - pretty grim. |
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Post by Danno on Nov 9, 2021 16:47:31 GMT
Would it not run a risk like a large gentleman at a swimming pool entering at velocity, covering your calves in shitty water
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Post by Deleted on Nov 9, 2021 16:56:44 GMT
What in the name of fuck is the chap in the top left trying to achieve I'm more upset by how small he is in comparison to the toilet. I presume they don't want the little guy doing that is because he could actually fall in and drown. |
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Post by Aunt Alison on Nov 9, 2021 17:17:39 GMT
What in the name of fuck is the chap in the top left trying to achieve I believe the advice is to not crawl through the sewer system and out of the toilet but use the front door |
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Post by mothercruncher on Nov 9, 2021 17:37:51 GMT
I piss into my giant foreskin and then enjoy watching it slowly sprinkle out from the balloon knot.
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Post by cubby on Nov 9, 2021 17:56:20 GMT
What in the name of fuck is the chap in the top left trying to achieve At my old work we had a mysterious shitter who was clearly shitting while perched above the toilet, as people kept finding turds on the toilet seats. We had quite a few immigrant workers there, and a whole education thing went around with all the managers telling workers to sit down on the seats properly. It was quite a wild couple of weeks. Inb4.... And they never caught me etc etc |
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Post by ibenam on Nov 9, 2021 18:15:42 GMT
Where is the piss in the garden option?
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Post by LegendaryApe on Nov 9, 2021 18:37:16 GMT
Where is the piss in the garden option? It's about how you untether your knob, not where you do it |
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Post by Sarfrin on Nov 9, 2021 18:41:55 GMT
I voted before reading the thread. Can I change my vote to 'Oh my god what's wrong with you people?'?
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Post by Danno on Nov 9, 2021 18:48:34 GMT
I voted before reading the thread. Can I change my vote to 'Oh my god what's wrong with you people?'? Welcome to the par-tayyy |
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Post by Lizard on Nov 9, 2021 21:41:19 GMT
How the fuck do you people get your knob out over your knicker elastic without pulling your boxers down? Especially with your trousers still on? Getting it up and over the elastic is pretty difficult unless your boxers are about three sizes too big, and even if you can manage it the elastic crushes your knob so that you can barely piss.
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Post by retro74 on Nov 9, 2021 21:51:27 GMT
How the fuck do you people get your knob out over your knicker elastic without pulling your boxers down? Especially with your trousers still on? Getting it up and over the elastic is pretty difficult unless your boxers are about three sizes too big, and even if you can manage it the elastic crushes your knob so that you can barely piss. I think you’d lift your balls out too and sit them over the waistband, allowing you to piss freely |
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Post by Deleted on Nov 9, 2021 21:52:00 GMT
A complex hook and pully system. Takes a while to set up and I've normally pissed myself by the time it is, but it gets the willy right out and over.
I can send you a diagram if it helps. It's got "water" damage though.
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Post by Dougs on Nov 9, 2021 21:53:22 GMT
Use the thumb of your left hand to hold down the waistband of course...
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Post by Dougs on Nov 9, 2021 21:53:57 GMT
Or hoik them over. Either works.
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Post by Deleted on Nov 9, 2021 21:54:02 GMT
What? I'm not touching down there are you mental?
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Post by Danno on Nov 9, 2021 21:56:23 GMT
I have a pair of Calvins that I all too frequently lose grip on, hence smashing my babymakers with a dual force of an elasticated waistband and a middle aged belly from both sides at once.
Do not recommend.
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Post by Deleted on Nov 9, 2021 21:57:39 GMT
I've done that a few times. You end up with a skin sack of testical soup if you're not careful.
Fuck sake I had to edit this fucking crap post 3 times just to get the typos out. I fucking hate these phones. I'm going to piss on this one just to spite it.
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Post by Danno on Nov 9, 2021 22:11:19 GMT
I've done that a few times. You end up with a skin sack of testical soup if you're not careful. Fuck sake I had to edit this fucking crap post 3 times just to get the typos out. I fucking hate these phones. I'm going to piss on this one just to spite it. Rub your balls on it too, establish dominance |
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Post by mothercruncher on Nov 9, 2021 22:35:40 GMT
I saw a belt made from an old road bike tyres a couple of years ago and made one myself, have a couple now- they’re super duper comfy, plus stretchy enough that you can yank the front down and pee with gay abandon. Or any type of abandon really.
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Post by Lizard on Nov 9, 2021 22:41:29 GMT
How the fuck do you people get your knob out over your knicker elastic without pulling your boxers down? Especially with your trousers still on? Getting it up and over the elastic is pretty difficult unless your boxers are about three sizes too big, and even if you can manage it the elastic crushes your knob so that you can barely piss. I think you’d lift your balls out too and sit them over the waistband, allowing you to piss freely WTF? Surely you have to have either super-stretchy elastic or pants that are about ten sizes too big to comfortably flop it all over the top. |
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Post by retro74 on Nov 9, 2021 22:43:18 GMT
Just how tight are your underpants Lizard?
They’re not supposed to cut the blood supply off to your legs
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Post by Lizard on Nov 9, 2021 22:51:14 GMT
They're loose fitting! I have tried the over-elastic method just now and whilst do-able I thought I was going to injure myself. Have you lot all got tiny, withered genitals or something?
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Post by Danno on Nov 9, 2021 22:52:00 GMT
They're loose fitting! I have tried the over-elastic method just now and whilst do-able I thought I was going to injure myself. Have you lot all got tiny, withered genitals or something? Nah, we're just not cowards |
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Post by Lizard on Nov 9, 2021 22:54:01 GMT
They're loose fitting! I have tried the over-elastic method just now and whilst do-able I thought I was going to injure myself. Have you lot all got tiny, withered genitals or something? Nah, we're just not cowards Presumably years of power wanking have left you all with desensistised tackle, probably with a leathery hide too. |
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Post by retro74 on Nov 9, 2021 22:55:28 GMT
You must be doing it wrong. Find a How To Piss Properly video on YouTube
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