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Post by jeepers on Oct 5, 2023 8:10:06 GMT
Get a hose? Or wait for rain?
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Post by nexus6 on Oct 5, 2023 8:12:17 GMT
Don't breathe stone dust in. Make sure the windows are closed.
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Post by snackplissken on Oct 5, 2023 9:01:43 GMT
Yeah the neighbour should pay for any cleaning. Plus the builder should tidy up any debris, but I imagine they largely don't give a fuck.
I find myself gazing outside the window a bit in meetings. There's a girl across the road who has a Fiat 500 and is constantly cleaning it.. like literally 4-5 times a week. I don't get what she does for a job to require such rigorous cleaning (no Fake Taxi jokes as she's probably about 17/18). I've seen her cleaning it whilst taking the bins out about 10pm as well. Probably a boring reason of OCD.
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Post by mrpon on Oct 5, 2023 9:13:43 GMT
Multitasking, what a gal.
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Post by hedben on Oct 5, 2023 9:18:16 GMT
Either OCD, or she’s an estate agent, they always have to have spotless cars for house visits. Or she’s parked under a tree that drops sap all the time. Or some combo of all 3 of those.
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Post by Nemesis on Oct 5, 2023 9:32:46 GMT
Just like Cool Hand Luke you say ?
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Post by cubby on Oct 5, 2023 9:36:09 GMT
Is it affecting the wheelie bins?
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Post by snackplissken on Oct 5, 2023 10:13:42 GMT
Oh you little pedant scamps.
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Post by Deleted on Oct 5, 2023 10:48:37 GMT
This absolutely needs to be a thread following this format. FHUTA, bread bins, the lot. |
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Post by Lizard on Jan 12, 2024 23:59:59 GMT
Not me, but was hoping to see some drama between my other neighbours. I live in a small apartment complex (not for much longer, thank fucking Xenu), and there is a small courtyard with about eight parking spaces. The woman living opposite me pays (quite a lot, I think) for one of these spaces. She's an air steward, so she works irregular hours, often coming and going in the middle of the night. There aren't many places to park nearby and given her hours and that she always has luggage she obviously needs that space.
Yesterday afternoon someone took her space. She came home from work at about 9pm. After beeping her horn repeatedly to no avail, she - in move I love - just parked behind the offending vehicle, blocking them in. There's a series of (increasingly loud and annoying) concerts and light shows happening in the park over the road throughout January, so I thought it might be some cheeky patron. But the car was still there this morning, blocked in - suggesting it's someone who lives here or a visitor.
Air steward said she slept with her window open all night so she could give the space-stealer an earful if she heard them, but she had to go out this morning. Offending car has just disappeared, I didn't see who was in it and neither did she, but she had a steely look in her eye... to be continued... maybe.
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Post by GigaChad Sigma. on Jan 13, 2024 9:06:05 GMT
The spaces in our underground parking are very tight and most have an adjacent concrete pillar making parking a skilled feat. I drive a smallish car and my neighbour a little hatchback and even we have to be careful to allow enough space to get in and out the drivers side door.
However several neighbours (maybe they rent?) have decided giant SUVS are the way forward and there are now 3-4 alongside each other. They must be gymnasts they only have a few cm to get in and out!
In other news someone has gotten the hump about their Deliveroo or deliveries not being quick enough and has stuck up A4 print outs in the entrance and on the walls indicating which flat is on which floor (There's only 3 floors) They are only bluetacked up however they have also written alongside the lift buttons in permanent marker which looks fucking trash.
Only 20 flats in the building, so it's frustrating when one numpty makes a decision for everyone else because there noodles got cold.
And finally some fucker orders Hello Fresh meals and forgets to cancel them when they go away. So they sit in the hallway and rot. Last time I'm fairly sure is leaked from the box and into the hallway and that reeked for ages. So if it's still there this morning I'm throwing it out.
Tune in next week for more drama!
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Post by jeepers on Jan 13, 2024 9:42:24 GMT
Free hello Fresh food for you!
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Post by dfunked on Jan 13, 2024 9:44:52 GMT
Sounds like heaven to Freddie
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Post by mrpon on Jan 13, 2024 10:50:22 GMT
Goodbye Fresh
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Post by cubby on Jan 13, 2024 13:07:01 GMT
Hello Death
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Post by Aunt Alison on Jan 13, 2024 13:16:26 GMT
Cock and balls by the lift with a matching one on their front door
Or an angrily scrawled 'PAEDO GET OUT' is a good way to get rid of a nuisance neighbour. No coming back from that
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Post by Deleted on Jan 13, 2024 13:23:41 GMT
Edgy.
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Post by Aunt Alison on Jan 13, 2024 13:24:27 GMT
Judgy
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Post by mrpon on Jan 13, 2024 13:49:04 GMT
Judy
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Post by freddiemercurystwin on Jan 13, 2024 14:47:44 GMT
In other news someone has gotten the hump about their Deliveroo or deliveries not being quick enough and has stuck up A4 print outs in the entrance and on the walls indicating which flat is on which floor (There's only 3 floors) They are only bluetacked up however they have also written alongside the lift buttons in permanent marker which looks fucking trash. This definitely requires some kind of passive aggressive hand written response written on the print outs. |
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Post by minimatt on Jan 13, 2024 22:06:03 GMT
1. if you replace your two car driveway with a house extension then you shouldn't get to park your two cars on the street for free.
2. don't buy a house with a two car driveway if you own three cars and a minibus.
hilariously, these two neigbours live next door to eachother and are already engaged in passive aggressive parking wars, and hilariously they're both situated on the turning circle at the end of the street and the binmen are struggling to turn their truck around each week so their bins are liable to be imminently wuntificated, and hilariously i need to use that turning circle every so often to three-point-turn a trailer and anyone who's seen me do that knows that any cars within the same county are liable to acquire exciting new dents
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Post by zisssou on Mar 28, 2024 13:58:51 GMT
I've made a huge mistake. Sure I'll take a parcel for over the road.. then it appears, and it's a heavy fucking box that fills the hallway.
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Post by technoish on Mar 28, 2024 14:01:23 GMT
Always ask "what is it"  |
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Post by zisssou on Mar 28, 2024 14:07:01 GMT
But I'm too god damn nice. Although I have kicked the box several times.
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Post by Vortex on Mar 28, 2024 14:26:20 GMT
Did the couriered gimp knock twice in reply?
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Post by zisssou on Mar 29, 2024 11:53:22 GMT
Well I’ve seen them multiple times. Looks like they have no intention of picking it up. Ah well free mattress for me then.
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Post by drhickman1983 on Mar 29, 2024 12:21:46 GMT
We've had neighbours parcels in the hallway for weeks before now, maybe even over a month
It's on the recipient to go pick up. I'm certainly not going to take it to them.
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Post by mikeck on Mar 29, 2024 12:30:26 GMT
To be fair to the neighbours they might not know. Seems whenever we've got parcels for neighbours they've never received a slip etc.
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Post by zisssou on Mar 29, 2024 18:12:01 GMT
It’s DPD and they took a pic. I’ll give it until mid next week before I knock on and tell them to pick it up.
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Post by zisssou on Mar 29, 2024 18:46:31 GMT
Maybe he posts on here because it’s gone now.
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