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Post by MegaChad Sigma. on Oct 28, 2021 13:51:31 GMT
Too much open space, makes me nervous. Hard to maintain suppression fire against the hordes. I think I suffered some sort of PTSD from the riots in 2011. I'm starting to obsess over buying forts and castles!
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Post by smoothpete on Oct 28, 2021 13:52:55 GMT
I really like this and wish I lived there Lands of America is such a great website. Pick a state, sort by price or size, and marvel at the mountain ranches
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Post by Sarfrin on Oct 28, 2021 14:00:45 GMT
just realised - those mass synchronised drone light shows you see at firework displays and beaming the propoganda of theocratic dictators - within ~5 years the cost of those systems will be within reach of crypto spammers, viagra dealers and mid size protest organisations. Within 10 years grafiti taggers & tiny weird local far right groups will have them. Within 12, your passive aggressive next door neighbour. But VR attack drones to take them down will be within reach of everyone else...
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Post by smoothpete on Oct 28, 2021 14:01:06 GMT
Too much open space, makes me nervous. Hard to maintain suppression fire against the hordes. I think I suffered some sort of PTSD from the riots in 2011. I'm starting to obsess over buying forts and castles! How about:
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Post by Sarfrin on Oct 28, 2021 14:03:01 GMT
So just to check, we've done middle aged obsessions and now we're onto falling apart and most likely getting hip replacements. I can only imagine that late stage incontinence is the next musing. I'm sorry. This is my fault and I take full responsibility. I was just musing about knees. Punish away. What I've gathered from the replies to your post is that a good chunk of people were totally lying in the age poll.
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Post by Deleted on Oct 28, 2021 14:04:01 GMT
My hernia is now playing up. I need knocked down and built again.
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Post by minimatt on Oct 28, 2021 14:08:00 GMT
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Post by Jambowayoh on Oct 28, 2021 14:39:59 GMT
I read that this morning. Vaguely aware of it cropping up in my YouTube feed. Yikes. Surely an arrow to the kneee would have been better.
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Post by MegaChad Sigma. on Oct 28, 2021 15:16:20 GMT
Too much open space, makes me nervous. Hard to maintain suppression fire against the hordes. I think I suffered some sort of PTSD from the riots in 2011. I'm starting to obsess over buying forts and castles! How about:
Yeah Islands are the way to go. Though you need staff for maintenance, electricians, plumbers and gardners. They can all turn on you.
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Post by Jambowayoh on Oct 28, 2021 15:20:15 GMT
That's why you fit electronic bomb collars to them first, silly.
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Post by Sarfrin on Oct 28, 2021 15:34:16 GMT
Christ. Not such a funny guy after all.
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Post by Aunt Alison on Oct 28, 2021 16:02:38 GMT
Sounds like a serious glitch
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Post by dogbot on Oct 28, 2021 16:57:07 GMT
Still sorting out stuff post move, garage is in progress. Look what I found. Working, too.
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Post by Dougs on Oct 28, 2021 19:40:05 GMT
I know what I will spend my euromillions on! There's only one of four left. Perfect for seeing out the looming apocalypse. They're always on sale! Overrated to go and stay overnight on apparently.
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Post by Danno on Oct 29, 2021 6:16:34 GMT
I know what I will spend my euromillions on! There's only one of four left. Perfect for seeing out the looming apocalypse. They're always on sale! Overrated to go and stay overnight on apparently. *Shocked gasp* Just what someone from Southampton would say!
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Post by patrick on Oct 29, 2021 11:50:17 GMT
Fuck papercraft. I've spent all day trying to make a papercraft horned skull and I never want to see a piece of card or use a pritt stick ever again.
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Post by mothercruncher on Oct 29, 2021 13:11:28 GMT
My paper craft wheelbarrow didn’t work out too well either.
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Post by Bongo Heracles on Oct 29, 2021 16:35:17 GMT
Just managed to snag one of these for the girl for Xmas. Every so often Mattel do a limited horror themed monster high doll and she was gutted she missed the IT and Shining ones so had us all sat on our phones and laptops to make sure we bagged one. creations.mattel.com/pages/mc-drop-monster-high-skullector-greta-gremlinIt’s a bit better looking than the one in the movie…
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Post by Deleted on Oct 29, 2021 16:57:34 GMT
Disgusting sexualisation of a gremlin. Why don't the just put a big fat erection on Gizmo and be done with it.
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Post by Bongo Heracles on Oct 29, 2021 16:58:56 GMT
I’d buy that one for myself
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Post by Deleted on Oct 29, 2021 17:04:23 GMT
As would I.
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Post by MegaChad Sigma. on Oct 29, 2021 17:08:57 GMT
Hi I heard people were selling Fat Wang Gizmos in this thread.
Anyone got a link?
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Post by Techno Hippy on Oct 29, 2021 17:14:15 GMT
Sounds like a picture idea :-)
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Post by Deleted on Oct 29, 2021 17:24:34 GMT
I was going to post some gremlins porn I just found there but we got a warning for that Jimmy Savile drawing so I decided against it.
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Post by Danno on Oct 29, 2021 17:51:51 GMT
A Proboards warning?
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Post by Aunt Alison on Oct 29, 2021 17:57:18 GMT
I think Actual God might have made one of his rare appearances
"Don't do that"
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Post by Danno on Oct 29, 2021 18:02:13 GMT
The bloody prude.
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Post by Phattso on Oct 30, 2021 11:08:47 GMT
Had a job interview this week. Doesn't matter what it was for*, nor what the salary was, because THEY HAD AN ENTIRE FLOOR OF THEIR BUILDING DEDICATED TO AN ACTUAL REAL BAR WITH ACTUAL REAL BOOZE IN IT AND THERE WAS A POOL TABLE AND A DART BOARD AND DARTS.
If I don't take this job, I'll regret it for the rest of my life won't I?
* note: it's not a job at a Wetherspoons
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Post by jeepers on Oct 30, 2021 11:24:31 GMT
If the value of the free beers you can drink per hour is more than your hourly rate and you don’t despise your new colleagues then, yes. A good idea. Otherwise you’re just working for lower pay with people you don’t like.
A place I worked had the same idea. It just meant we attended company meetings from 5:30 ‘til 7 and drank shitty lager. All in the name of maintaining their sense of “family”. Odd version of family as well once they sold and made 90% of people redundant.
Just to be a miserable cunt about it.
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Post by Dougs on Oct 30, 2021 11:31:19 GMT
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