cubby
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Post by cubby on Jul 16, 2024 17:49:50 GMT
I knew a guy called Fucking Cunt.
I think.
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Post by Jambowayoh on Jul 16, 2024 17:54:14 GMT
I knew a guy called Fucking Cunt. I think. I knew his brother, Absolute Cunt. |
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hicksy
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Post by hicksy on Jul 16, 2024 17:58:30 GMT
I knew his very short evil horny cousins.
Fuck*ing c*ntsy hobbitses.
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Aunty Treats
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Post by Aunty Treats on Jul 16, 2024 18:57:25 GMT
Please don't swear, hicksy. This is a nice forum
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Post by dfunked on Jul 16, 2024 19:03:30 GMT
It's literally a family place thanks to the iron lads.
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cubby
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Post by cubby on Jul 16, 2024 19:11:37 GMT
Is the family the one from the aristocrats joke?
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Post by JuniorFE on Jul 16, 2024 19:22:15 GMT
It's literally a family place thanks to the iron lads. Family place or not you should hear the torrent that I let loose if a boss or sequence is just that bit too frustrating sometimes... I have to whisper it because nine times out of ten someone's asleep, but the air becomes bluer than Sonic's unmentionables  |
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Post by LegendaryApe on Jul 16, 2024 19:25:23 GMT
I knew a lady called Sukina Carr.
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Post by Frog on Jul 16, 2024 19:29:03 GMT
Did she?
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Post by LegendaryApe on Jul 16, 2024 20:17:15 GMT
Not that I am aware of
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Post by Deleted on Jul 21, 2024 20:20:05 GMT
I font geek so good  |
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Post by Jambowayoh on Jul 21, 2024 20:24:39 GMT
"Lightly"
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Frog
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Post by Frog on Jul 21, 2024 20:26:44 GMT
That chair has seen a lot of jizz
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Post by Danno on Jul 21, 2024 21:16:53 GMT
FREE
The last wishes of the chair
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hicksy
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Post by hicksy on Jul 21, 2024 21:20:34 GMT
Chair today gone tomorrow.
Cum together right now. Over me.
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Post by Jambowayoh on Jul 21, 2024 21:25:35 GMT
Gross
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Post by Deleted on Jul 21, 2024 22:11:57 GMT
Chair today gone tomorrow. Cum together right now. Over me. I interpreted this as coming from an entirely different orifice, hence the fabulous quote |
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Post by JuniorFE on Jul 21, 2024 22:12:51 GMT
Tbf the stain is lightly coloured |
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Post by Syrette on Jul 21, 2024 23:59:42 GMT
I knew a guy called Fuecking Cunt. I think. t knew his brother, Absolute Cunt. Met their dad, Mike, back in the day. |
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Post by dangerousdave on Jul 22, 2024 10:33:38 GMT
Genuinely, I had an Upper School teacher called Mr. Hunt. When we found out his first name was Michael things must have got pretty bad for him. I know he left before I finished my A-Levels.
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Post by freddiemercurystwin on Jul 22, 2024 10:44:43 GMT
We had a Mr Bates whose nickname was naturally Master Bates.
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Day
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Post by Day on Jul 22, 2024 11:28:16 GMT
That got me remembering, at secondary, we had a new teacher called Mr Mosscrop, when on duty one lunchtime he caught a few of us ripping on his name, anyhow he walked up and said, just go for it... we proceeded to rip for a good few minutes until exhausting all the options, he then proceeded to tell us we were such disappointments lacking any creativity or originality then walked off all casual, we couldnt be bothered from then on and just called him Mr Mosscrop!
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Post by Jambowayoh on Jul 22, 2024 11:45:09 GMT
That's how you do it.
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mrpon
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Post by mrpon on Jul 22, 2024 11:49:08 GMT
Misscroptop?
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Day
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Post by Day on Jul 22, 2024 11:59:22 GMT
Yeah, went through loads and loads, even things that didn’t really work like Mousecrap... it just all bounced, humiliating at the time! genius! lol
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cubby
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Post by cubby on Jul 22, 2024 12:18:54 GMT
We had an old butch maths teacher called Miss Turfrey, so naturally we called her Mr Frey.
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Post by LegendaryApe on Jul 22, 2024 12:24:47 GMT
I had a teacher for science whose nickname was Pussy. He was legitimately a very nice older chap, and a very good teacher.
I also had a bastard of a maths teacher nicknamed Buddy. He looked like Nosferatu from the old black and white film.
He was driving behind a school bus leaving the carpark once, and someone on the bus yelled "Buddy" at him. He swerved violently in front of the bus, stormed on and demanded the person who yelled it at him confess.
They didn't.
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Post by dangerousdave on Jul 23, 2024 14:20:23 GMT
I think he just wanted to say that he wasn’t their buddy, pal.
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Post by addyb on Jul 23, 2024 16:50:05 GMT
We had a Mr Woodcock who was renamed "Timber Dick"
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mrpon
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Post by mrpon on Jul 23, 2024 17:10:08 GMT
We had a Mr Cockburn, pronounced Coburn. Obviously. No other pronunciation needed.
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