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Post by LegendaryApe on Jul 6, 2024 8:33:50 GMT
Nor am I. But hey, we can make it work. I'm a terrible dancer, have no hair but on the plus side, I have terrible social skills
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cubby
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Post by cubby on Jul 6, 2024 8:35:15 GMT
Dayum, can I get your number?
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Post by Frog on Jul 6, 2024 8:40:11 GMT
Hmm I have hair so that's blown that theory apart.
You've got yourself a date with Cubby though so it's not all bad.
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Post by LegendaryApe on Jul 6, 2024 11:18:50 GMT
Oooooooh yeah I've still got it baby
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Post by LegendaryApe on Jul 6, 2024 16:37:02 GMT
I made butterfly buns this afternoon for the family.
My five year old: "They look more like moths."
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Post by dangerousdave on Jul 6, 2024 17:00:32 GMT
Your kid is a future emo. May as well introduce them to The Cure, if you haven’t already.
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Post by LegendaryApe on Jul 6, 2024 17:12:50 GMT
I think it more implying that my butterfly was a bit deformed.
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Post by JuniorFE on Jul 6, 2024 17:29:41 GMT
I think it more implying that my butterfly was a bit deformed. Well, the two do look very similar... So I guess your buns looked mothtly okay /coat |
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Post by LegendaryApe on Jul 6, 2024 18:00:34 GMT
I think it more implying that my butterfly was a bit deformed. Well, the two do look very similar... So I guess your buns looked mothtly okay /coat Mike Tyson has entered the chat. Excellent joke good sir. You sure you're not a Dad? |
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Post by JuniorFE on Jul 6, 2024 18:07:39 GMT
Well, the two do look very similar... So I guess your buns looked mothtly okay /coat Mike Tyson has entered the chat. Excellent joke good sir. You sure you're not a Dad? Unless something has gone incredibly weird, I am not, I've just been trained in the art  |
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Post by mothercruncher on Jul 8, 2024 11:05:53 GMT
Anyone else getting constant BEARSKIN HOODIE ads on youtube? The ULTIMATE TACTICAL URBAN OPS (getting milk) jacket, apparently. Youtube has me down as a Gravy Seal I think  |
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minimatt
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Post by minimatt on Jul 8, 2024 11:14:31 GMT
no but i am getting twitter ads for 6x6 armoured personnel carriers which seems a little excessive for a trip to morrissons
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cubby
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Post by cubby on Jul 8, 2024 11:24:31 GMT
You guys get ads?
/revanced
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Post by grey_matters on Jul 8, 2024 11:31:26 GMT
no but i am getting twitter ads for 6x6 armoured personnel carriers which seems a little excessive for a trip to morrissons For now... Just wait until the end times with a camo'd up mothercruncher and his ilk crawling out of the their foetid cul-de-sacs. |
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Post by nexus6 on Jul 8, 2024 11:58:14 GMT
no but i am getting twitter ads for 6x6 armoured personnel carriers which seems a little excessive for a trip to morrissons It’s ridiculous. I mean we are hardly likely to be shopping in Lidl now are we? |
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Post by retro74 on Jul 8, 2024 19:26:37 GMT
I was walking up my street earlier, about to go for a run. Who should I see but my cat doing a giant shit on one of the neighbours front lawns
I clicked my fingers and told him to get out of there before looking up to see a horrified woman looking out of her bedroom window
Oops! Sorry neighbour from several doors up the road, he does do massive poos but I’m afraid it’s your problem now
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Vortex
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Post by Vortex on Jul 8, 2024 19:32:38 GMT
Our last cat used to delight in having a shite in the front garden of our neighbours directly across the road whilst looking back at us.
Possibly asserting her dominance.
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Post by JuniorFE on Jul 8, 2024 21:58:13 GMT
Our last cat used to delight in having a shite in the front garden of our neighbours directly across the road whilst looking back at us. Possibly asserting her dominance. "It will be your garden next time if you displease me, hooman." |
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Post by Dougs on Jul 8, 2024 22:25:31 GMT
My neighbour (and good friend) opposite frequently messages me to say one of mine has taken a copy of the local rag into his massive garden for a giant shit. One of them (we assume) managed to shit down the washing line hole. Impressive.
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Post by Danno on Jul 8, 2024 23:02:06 GMT
My neighbour (and good friend) opposite frequently messages me to say one of mine has taken a copy of the local rag into his massive garden for a giant shit. One of them (we assume) managed to shit down the washing line hole. Impressive. I've seen and read the Island Echo and I assume you're not buying it for them, Dougs - you're surely beyond responsibility by then, fucker's gone pure rogue |
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Post by Onny on Jul 9, 2024 4:32:49 GMT
I was walking up my street earlier, about to go for a run. Who should I see but my cat doing a giant shit on one of the neighbours front lawns I clicked my fingers and told him to get out of there before looking up to see a horrified woman looking out of her bedroom window Oops! Sorry neighbour from several doors up the road, he does do massive poos but I’m afraid it’s your problem now Why is it her problem to clear up your cat’s shit? |
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Post by Dougs on Jul 9, 2024 5:30:21 GMT
I've seen and read the Island Echo and I assume you're not buying it for them, Dougs - you're surely beyond responsibility by then, fucker's gone pure rogue The more traditional local rag - IW County Press. I try not to use Island Echo much as the owner is a pure ambulance chaser. |
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Post by Danno on Jul 10, 2024 20:51:12 GMT
Everyone is shouting
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Post by drhickman1983 on Jul 10, 2024 20:56:03 GMT
It would be nice to feel that excited about anything. Must be nice.
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Post by Danno on Jul 10, 2024 20:57:39 GMT
Are we being invaded?
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cubby
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Post by cubby on Jul 10, 2024 21:00:05 GMT
Yes, it's coming home elliot.
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Post by Danno on Jul 10, 2024 21:02:01 GMT
Ohhh that's nice.
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Post by Dougs on Jul 10, 2024 21:24:04 GMT
It would be nice to feel that excited about anything. Must be nice. Tbf, for the most part it must be nice to not have your life ruled by 11 overpaid idiots kicking a ball around a big field. Weekends must stretch on forever. |
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Post by Danno on Jul 10, 2024 21:32:15 GMT
So wait, football fans are currently happy about football?
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Post by drhickman1983 on Jul 10, 2024 22:31:37 GMT
It would be nice to feel that excited about anything. Must be nice. Tbf, for the most part it must be nice to not have your life ruled by 11 overpaid idiots kicking a ball around a big field. Weekends must stretch on forever. That's a fair counterpoint. |
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