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Post by Danno on Jun 13, 2024 19:34:27 GMT
Why don't we have a shed thread for tool porn
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Post by LegendaryApe on Jun 13, 2024 19:54:34 GMT
Why don't we have a tool thread for shed porn |
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cubby
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doesn't get subtext
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Post by cubby on Jun 13, 2024 19:56:19 GMT
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hicksy
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I'm good for some but I'm not for everyone
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Post by hicksy on Jun 13, 2024 20:09:34 GMT
There’s only one tool I need.
/monkeywrench
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Post by LegendaryApe on Jun 13, 2024 20:34:54 GMT
And lo, the goonshed is born
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askew
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Post by askew on Jun 13, 2024 20:38:37 GMT
‘Stoof needs to moisturise. All those leather products are stripping the oils from your hands!
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Post by elstoof on Jun 13, 2024 20:49:11 GMT
Covered in sawdust
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Post by mothercruncher on Jun 14, 2024 4:46:31 GMT
At the risk of driving a monster truck straight through the vintage Porsche meet, I bloody love my belt sander 🤘
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minimatt
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hyper mediocrity
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Post by minimatt on Jun 14, 2024 4:51:01 GMT
oooh! watcha got mista? is dust collection even possible or is it an outside only job? been looking to add to the little 125mm random orbit, was toying with a metabo sxe450 for more aggressive transformation of big bits of wood into smaller bits of wood, but a belt sander is in contention
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Post by Bill in the rain on Jun 14, 2024 4:56:05 GMT
I don't think I own any tools at all  |
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minimatt
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hyper mediocrity
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Post by minimatt on Jun 14, 2024 4:58:00 GMT
with enough imagination most objects can become an inpromptu hammer  (or sex toy, if this thread is any guide) |
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Post by Bill in the rain on Jun 14, 2024 5:10:58 GMT
Turns out Pikachu Plush Toys do not, in fact, make good impromptu hammers.
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Post by drhickman1983 on Jun 14, 2024 5:40:08 GMT
No mention of the suitability or lack thereof as a sex toy though. Interesting.
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Post by mothercruncher on Jun 14, 2024 6:24:47 GMT
A couple matt, nothing special, but such useful tools- yes for stripping paint etc, but I possibly use more upside down as a shaping tool, as I don’t have a workshop with that kind of sanding setup. Make a lot of random things and the ability to quickly and elegantly shape and round off wood etc is brilliant. They often come with a flat top so you can flip them for this use.
I also rounded off my forearm one day, tired and not thinking- sleeve got caught in the belt and sucked the sanding edge (with 40 f’ing grit paper) into my skin where it happily chewed away until I flicked my arm hard enough to snap it off. Now have a permanent white scar, so they’re great for removing skin pigment too 👌
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Post by Bill in the rain on Jun 14, 2024 6:24:52 GMT
Some things don't need to be said
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Post by elstoof on Jun 14, 2024 17:27:53 GMT
Dug out my L-N rip saw, and a rather nice vintage sheffield steel crosscut I got off Tooltique  |
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Frog
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Post by Frog on Jun 14, 2024 17:29:43 GMT
Should get the limbs off nicely. If you use decent plastic bags then you should only need 2 suitcases.
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Post by mothercruncher on Jun 14, 2024 21:18:07 GMT
Boy, those are some SIZEABLE TOOLS ✊
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minimatt
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hyper mediocrity
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Post by minimatt on Jun 14, 2024 21:42:55 GMT
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Post by Danno on Jun 14, 2024 22:24:24 GMT
Ohhhh yes, it can. Just depends on your target material.
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Post by JuniorFE on Jun 14, 2024 23:39:23 GMT
Very "Game of Thrones opening"-y  |
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Post by jeepers on Jun 15, 2024 8:24:24 GMT
Dug out my L-N rip saw, and a rather nice vintage sheffield steel crosscut I got off Tooltique Do you sharpen your own saws? I’m practising on two cheap backsaws that a neighbour left out but I’m pretty bad right now. |
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Post by elstoof on Jun 15, 2024 8:34:10 GMT
Never sharpened a saw, not sure if I’d want to tackle that myself
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Post by jeepers on Jun 15, 2024 8:42:13 GMT
Never sharpened a saw, not sure if I’d want to tackle that myself I’m finding it tricky. RIP saw teeth I can do reasonably well (in that they ll cut well enough) but I know all inaccuracies are building up and will leave me with oddly spaced teeth eventually. And jointing the saw and re-cutting new teeth feels like a big hill. I need to slow down and practise more I guess. The solution to pretty much anything hand tool woodworking. |
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Post by jeepers on Jun 15, 2024 8:47:15 GMT
My little Lie Nielsen dovetail and Jared Greene carcass. ibb.co/Z87Vnn2 |
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Post by jeepers on Jun 15, 2024 8:52:13 GMT
I suck at embedding images.
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Post by elstoof on Jun 15, 2024 8:55:49 GMT
Lovely
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JonFE
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Uncomfortably numb...
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Post by JonFE on Jun 15, 2024 11:18:57 GMT
I just signed up to Facebook on my work email to use it for work stuff, and I went to the home page and see it has all these posts that no doubt are just algorithmically showing up on my feed, to give me a flavour of things i might like to add. One of them was just a woman bending over showing off her huge arse in some undies. Thanks Facebook for having that just appear on my screen in front of other workers. I clicked like obvs. It would be rude not to 
/better late than never...
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JonFE
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Uncomfortably numb...
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Post by JonFE on Jun 15, 2024 11:22:12 GMT
A lady in my gym does nothing but arse exercises any time she's been there when I have. She has a massive arse. She wears tiny shorts and dances in between arse sets with her headphones on. Might be the same person from Cubby's ad. Would she be game for a LegendaryGape? You could always ask 
/still catching up...
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Post by elstoof on Jun 15, 2024 11:59:46 GMT
Is there a shop more shit than Flying Tiger? Might as well just dump everything they sell straight into landfill and cut out the middleman
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(or sex toy, if this thread is any guide)
