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Post by 😎 on Aug 15, 2021 22:40:30 GMT
I see no full stop
/reverse HairyArse
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Post by Solid-SCB- on Aug 15, 2021 22:52:30 GMT
Sunrise the forum. It is not over.
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Post by drhickman1983 on Aug 16, 2021 0:51:24 GMT
Pissing into a pub urinal is unsettling as you feel that that gentle splash back onto the shins.
Unsettling because you know your shins now have a delicate splattering of piss, but also because of the realisation that every time you've taken a piss into a pub urinal your trousers received a gentle dusting of urine that you don't even register.
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Post by Deleted on Aug 16, 2021 6:29:22 GMT
Pissing into a pub urinal is unsettling as you feel that that gentle splash back onto the shins. Unsettling because you know your shins now have a delicate splattering of piss, but also because of the realisation that every time you've taken a piss into a pub urinal your trousers received a gentle dusting of urine that you don't even register. Onto your shins? How fucking tall are you?!!  |
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Post by Deleted on Aug 16, 2021 7:01:31 GMT
Pissing into a pub urinal is unsettling as you feel that that gentle splash back onto the shins. Unsettling because you know your shins now have a delicate splattering of piss, but also because of the realisation that every time you've taken a piss into a pub urinal your trousers received a gentle dusting of urine that you don't even register. On the plus side, in a few more years, your flow will be reduced to a mere trickle and you'll be lucky if you manage to reach the urinal never mind get splash back. |
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Post by Dougs on Aug 16, 2021 7:03:02 GMT
I'd get that checked out!
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Post by Lizard on Aug 16, 2021 7:07:09 GMT
Splashback is why I avoid urinals.
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Post by elstoof on Aug 16, 2021 7:10:06 GMT
If it’s getting on your shins you need to stop dropping your trousers down to your ankles
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Post by dominalien on Aug 16, 2021 7:11:34 GMT
Rougey left?
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Post by Frog on Aug 16, 2021 7:12:42 GMT
No, he accidentally deleted his first account but he is back as far as I know
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Post by elstoof on Aug 16, 2021 7:13:14 GMT
Then returned
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Post by dominalien on Aug 16, 2021 7:13:40 GMT
Oh, yeah, I can see him posting. Witchcraft I tell you!
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Post by Deleted on Aug 16, 2021 7:29:30 GMT
I'd get that checked out! I did. Its an enlarged prostate which almost every guy gets as they get older. They gave me pills to "smooth" the prostate - pills that are linked to alzheimers amongst other things - so I decided to put up with the reduced flow as the pills just mask the issue (a bit) and don't actually fix it. |
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Post by Danno on Aug 16, 2021 7:30:21 GMT
If it’s getting on your shins you need to stop dropping your trousers down to your ankles What? No. If you don't drop all the way you risk someone standing next to you. |
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Post by Chopsen on Aug 16, 2021 7:30:52 GMT
Youngster dougs here obviously hasn't yet had the delights that an aging prostate brings.
Enjoy it while it lasts.
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Post by Dougs on Aug 16, 2021 8:09:16 GMT
It was a post out of genuine concern though! So far so good, but sure it's not too far away, now I'm closer to 50 than 45.
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Post by Deleted on Aug 16, 2021 8:13:06 GMT
Ugh I've noticed my piss jet has lost some of it's vigor recently. I though I was just being lazy.
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Post by Deleted on Aug 16, 2021 8:45:59 GMT
It was a post out of genuine concern though! So far so good, but sure it's not too far away, now I'm closer to 50 than 45. Thanks and yes its appreciated, when I suddenly realised that I was no longer able to spray all over the place and went to speak to a Dr, they did mention the C word at one point which was very sobering... as was their wish to then stick a finger where I really didn't want them to. |
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Post by Deleted on Aug 16, 2021 8:52:31 GMT
Wait so all I have to do to get a finger up the arse is to say I'm pissing a bit weaker?
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Post by drhickman1983 on Aug 16, 2021 8:55:13 GMT
Pissing into a pub urinal is unsettling as you feel that that gentle splash back onto the shins. Unsettling because you know your shins now have a delicate splattering of piss, but also because of the realisation that every time you've taken a piss into a pub urinal your trousers received a gentle dusting of urine that you don't even register. Onto your shins? How fucking tall are you?!! It was one of those urinals that's basically a ceramic wall with a gutter at the bottom. The wall mounted ones aren't as bad for splashback |
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Post by Deleted on Aug 16, 2021 9:13:24 GMT
Wait so all I have to do to get a finger up the arse is to say I'm pissing a bit weaker? I didn't even have to say that when I got one up mine a few months ago. It's like the doctor couldn't wait to do it. |
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Post by Kay on Aug 16, 2021 9:20:10 GMT
"Doctor".
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Post by Nemesis on Aug 16, 2021 9:47:21 GMT
Pissing into a pub urinal is unsettling as you feel that that gentle splash back onto the shins. Unsettling because you know your shins now have a delicate splattering of piss, but also because of the realisation that every time you've taken a piss into a pub urinal your trousers received a gentle dusting of urine that you don't even register. Onto your shins? How fucking tall are you?!! I think you need to work out the stream angles a bit better. Unless the received splashback is an added bonus you’re going for akin to chips at the bottom of the paper bag. In which case, carry on. |
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Post by Techno Hippy on Aug 16, 2021 10:04:32 GMT
Wait so all I have to do to get a finger up the arse is to say I'm pissing a bit weaker? I didn't even have to say that when I got one up mine a few months ago. It's like the doctor couldn't wait to do it. I see your gentle fingering and raise you one camera down the urethra - stings a tad as it slides down :-) |
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Post by nexus6 on Aug 16, 2021 10:12:45 GMT
I like your new avatar techno
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Post by Deleted on Aug 16, 2021 10:13:18 GMT
Techno Hippy Ah no see I draw the line at that. I think I'd politely refuse. Politely and firmly.
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Post by Jambowayoh on Aug 16, 2021 10:16:35 GMT
Wait so all I have to do to get a finger up the arse is to say I'm pissing a bit weaker? I didn't even have to say that when I got one up mine a few months ago. It's like the doctor couldn't wait to do it. How many fingers, user Wunty? A KitKat's worth? |
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Post by Deleted on Aug 16, 2021 10:22:13 GMT
Just the one.
But it felt like a KitKat chunky.
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Post by Aunt Alison on Aug 16, 2021 10:22:34 GMT
Did their fingers take a selfie just before?
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Post by Solid-SCB- on Aug 16, 2021 10:23:23 GMT
Maybe you could ask them to keep the gloves in the freezer beforehand, to simulate a frozen poo?
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