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Post by Deleted on Aug 15, 2021 16:46:17 GMT
My Steam playtime says 54.8 hours. I'd seen the credits and seen most of the side-story through to completion. There were still a few character stories unfinished, but I hit a burnout wall hard and couldn't be bothered grinding through the,
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Post by Aunt Alison on Aug 15, 2021 16:47:23 GMT
Congatulations! Your Spacemonkey has evolved into a Rodimus-Prime!
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Post by Deleted on Aug 15, 2021 17:13:41 GMT
Kind of sounds like you were the weird cunt in that story... Just in case that was aimed at me, i'd like to make it clear that it was not both at the same time. Working in a busy office next to a total cretin, what's the problem with making your own box fort of solitude? Absolutely nothing, if you're 6 years old. |
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Post by Rodimus-Prime on Aug 15, 2021 18:01:40 GMT
I suppose the act did have a certain boyish charm to it. The ladies we were working alongside enjoyed it.
The only thing that i feel bad about when i think back, is that i asked him to get the equipment from the warehouse because one of the fitters needed it for a school. Once he had carried all the necessary building materials to me, i was very upfront with him about it though... and made sure he knew that i was constructing this monument because i didn't like having him in my peripheral vision.
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Post by Deleted on Aug 15, 2021 18:10:55 GMT
I see. In other news, are you actually going to clarify what a Dick Sex Machine is? Because it could be a number of things but I don't really need to know. Okay, I need to know. Peace of mind and all that.
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Post by elstoof on Aug 15, 2021 18:14:32 GMT
Rodimus is a private investigator aka private dick
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Post by elstoof on Aug 15, 2021 18:15:17 GMT
And, separately, quite the stallion, allegedly
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Post by Jambowayoh on Aug 15, 2021 18:16:57 GMT
Do you think Rodimus would bang Fat Patsy from Roguey's workplace?
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Post by Rodimus-Prime on Aug 15, 2021 18:21:42 GMT
Hey, i found a picture of the wall. The eagle-eyed may note in the bottom centre, you can just about see the red/white stripe of my N7 satchel. And my Assassin's Creed wallet. And the fact that i was obviously a bit of a loser working a dead-end job (although to quote Johnny from Cobra Kai - not a total loser, i still got with babes and everything). Glad i turned that around. ![]() ![]() ![]()  |
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Post by 😎 on Aug 15, 2021 18:23:33 GMT
Might want to censor all that PII on that screen there guy.
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Post by Deleted on Aug 15, 2021 18:25:24 GMT
Do you think Rodimus would bang Fat Patsy from Roguey's workplace? Fucking hell, there's a grim image. |
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Post by Jambowayoh on Aug 15, 2021 18:27:00 GMT
/info downloaded
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Post by Reviewer on Aug 15, 2021 18:32:35 GMT
My wife and her friends are trying to arrange a U.K. getaway for all of us next year (4 couples and 6 kids in total).
Money’s not a major issue but at the same time it’s a U.K. holiday with people we see a couple of times a year and don’t have much in common with apart from the women all went to school together.
How much would people think is a good price for. 4 nights? I was thinking about £1k between us, one couple is coming up with ideas that are £5k. I’d rather spend that on a really nice family holiday (still a bit limited boring in the U.K…).
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Post by Deleted on Aug 15, 2021 18:49:07 GMT
UK holidays are expensive in my limited experience. I went on a 4 day centre parc holiday which was nothing special and yet ended up costing us £2.5k.
Like you I'd rather go abroad for that sort of money. For £5k you can have a week or two in a Disney hotel (with park pass) in Florida with your family for instance.
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Post by Deleted on Aug 15, 2021 19:44:35 GMT
Rodimus is a private investigator aka private dick You know I genuinely forgot PIs were also private dicks. I read it as a dick sex machine that must be used in private. Egg all over my face. |
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Post by dfunked on Aug 15, 2021 19:45:29 GMT
That's not egg...
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Post by Jambowayoh on Aug 15, 2021 19:45:39 GMT
Yes...egg...all over your face. Definitely egg.
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Post by Zuluhero on Aug 15, 2021 21:25:20 GMT
Wasn't Rodimus the guy trying to do some wild 'live off the land' camping in Scotland the middle of winter too, or am I confusing him with someone else?
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Post by Deleted on Aug 15, 2021 21:26:43 GMT
Wasn't Rodimus the guy trying to do some wild 'live off the land' camping in Scotland the middle of winter too, or am I confusing him with someone else? That was him. He had his Spongebob Squarepants rucksack and his Power Rangers sleeping bag all ready to go. |
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Post by 😎 on Aug 15, 2021 21:29:39 GMT
Rodimus is great. I unfairly gave him a ton of shit about TMNT canon but it birthed the blimp meme so it all worked out.
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Post by Rodimus-Prime on Aug 15, 2021 21:36:42 GMT
Rodimus is great. I unfairly gave him a ton of shit about TMNT canon but it birthed the blimp meme so it all worked out. I don't know if anyone kept an eye on the main Eurogamer site over the past couple of weeks, but in all of their Ghost of Tsushima stories they used this picture, and all i could see was a man with a blimp for a head.  |
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Post by Danno on Aug 15, 2021 21:42:51 GMT
Rodimus is a private investigator aka private dick You know I genuinely forgot PIs were also private dicks. I read it as a dick sex machine that must be used in private. Egg all over my face. Oh Wunty you precious child |
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Post by Deleted on Aug 15, 2021 21:50:01 GMT
We could have done a Blimp-Man in feudal Japan comic run if you hadn't been so precious.
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Post by Rodimus-Prime on Aug 15, 2021 21:54:36 GMT
The road not travelled. I just wanted my Ice Cream War comic to be a little bit less... penisy. I think the complex political themes needed a little more gravitas.
But who knows what the future holds. I've got many other great ideas.
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Post by dfunked on Aug 15, 2021 21:56:29 GMT
You can't make sexy ice cream without a few penises...
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Post by Rodimus-Prime on Aug 15, 2021 22:04:31 GMT
It was supposed to be gritty though, like when you refreeze ice cream that has melted. Vienetta and Solero handled the sex appeal.
I still think a one-shot spin-off where Magnum (the grizzled detective and one of the main heroes of the tale) takes on a Se7en-style case where the victims are based on those limited edition deadly sin Magnums would have been gold dust.
Maybe it's not too late to make this happen.
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Post by Danno on Aug 15, 2021 22:07:06 GMT
18 suggestions of a chocolate ice cream and you're still complaining
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Post by dfunked on Aug 15, 2021 22:23:58 GMT
This has to be a weird post-jab fever dream?... Right?!
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Post by captbirdseye on Aug 15, 2021 22:36:51 GMT
The full stop in the thread title is really bothering me.
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Post by Solid-SCB- on Aug 15, 2021 22:39:10 GMT
Ugh, I never noticed.
Sunset the forum. It's over.
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