Bongo Heracles
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Post by Bongo Heracles on Sept 22, 2021 20:13:25 GMT
We’re pretty hardcore with our cyber security stuff here. No exceptions, even for the c-suite. We recently killed personal MacOS access completely and forced everyone to Outlook Mobile with MAM for personal mobiles. There was a large outcry from our physicians but we stuck to our guns. We are, too, but we have auditors crawling up our arses every five minutes so you have to be. Consequently we are seen as blockers across the entire company but, meh, tell it to Deloitte. |
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Vortex
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Post by Vortex on Sept 22, 2021 20:14:55 GMT
Re:Fry's Turkish Delight
They were the worst thing if they were in a xmas selection box.
Not even real turkish delight, but i would still probably eat one if it was here beside me.
/weak
A cherry one might be slightly better though.
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Post by Aunt Alison on Sept 22, 2021 20:15:07 GMT
Fry's Turkish Delights are grim. Like eating some kind of weird confectionery tumour. I've always been put off trying them for some reason. Is it jelly in chocolate?
I'd also add a Wagon Wheel to my 4 not-KitKat chunky fingers for a palm
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Post by retro74 on Sept 22, 2021 20:17:15 GMT
If only they were jelly in chocolate
They are fucking vile things
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Post by retro74 on Sept 22, 2021 20:19:23 GMT
More like your granny’s perfumed labia in chocolate
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Post by dfunked on Sept 22, 2021 20:19:55 GMT
Depression and instant regret in chocolate
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Post by Deleted on Sept 22, 2021 20:29:25 GMT
Granny's perfumed labia. I think we have a winner for the cunt replacement this week.
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Post by Techno Hippy on Sept 22, 2021 20:30:01 GMT
I like the Fry's Turkish Delight, although I agree that trifle encased in chocolate is what Jesus would have wanted.
This'll be a better Easter coming than last year's cheesecake filled eggs - which were awesome, to be fair. :-)
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Post by elstoof on Sept 22, 2021 20:43:44 GMT
I like Turkish delight, but not whatever that shit is in the Fry’s one
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Post by Deleted on Sept 22, 2021 20:46:04 GMT
I believe user retro confirmed what it was in there.
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razz
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Post by razz on Sept 22, 2021 20:47:01 GMT
I think I just thought of my ultimate one
Lindor, Fererro Roche, Mr Toms peanut brittle, kit kat fanny
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Post by trafford on Sept 22, 2021 20:47:34 GMT
The proper stuff doesn't come encased in chocolate.
So it really is like nibbling on grannie's labia.
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Post by Deleted on Sept 22, 2021 20:48:51 GMT
You guys had a different relationship with your grannies compared to me.
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Post by Deleted on Sept 22, 2021 20:50:04 GMT
I always thought you cooked granny's perfumed labia like belly pork.
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Post by elstoof on Sept 22, 2021 20:50:47 GMT
My nans labia smelled of Murray mints, presumably, she had them hidden for emegencies everywhere else
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razz
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Post by razz on Sept 22, 2021 20:51:07 GMT
In 20 years we'll all be nibbling on granny labia
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Vortex
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Post by Vortex on Sept 22, 2021 20:52:42 GMT
My nans labia smelled of Murray mints, presumably She she kept her personal mint stash in her bloomers to stop her grandkids stealing them? |
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Post by elstoof on Sept 22, 2021 20:53:08 GMT
She’s just magic one out of seemingly thin air
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Post by dogbot on Sept 22, 2021 20:53:24 GMT
In 20 years we'll all be nibbling on granny labia You mean you haven't started yet? You were always a leader in these sorts of thing. 😉 |
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Post by elstoof on Sept 22, 2021 20:53:43 GMT
It’s all starting to make sense now
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Post by Dougs on Sept 22, 2021 21:00:01 GMT
Only one leader.  |
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Post by Deleted on Sept 22, 2021 21:02:35 GMT
Fry's Turkish Delights are grim. Like eating some kind of weird confectionery tumour. Yeah but, a cherry one. Fry's Cherry Tumours are the shit. |
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Post by Jambowayoh on Sept 22, 2021 21:03:44 GMT
Re:Fry's Turkish Delight They were the worst thing if they were in a xmas selection box. Not even real turkish delight, but i would still probably eat one if it was here beside me. /weak A cherry one might be slightly better though. Nothing but truth here Fry's make some terrible chocolate. Even if the advert was classic nonsense of some white dude pretending to be an Ottoman chopping a Turkish Delight with a scimitar blade. |
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dmukgr
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Post by dmukgr on Sept 22, 2021 21:05:34 GMT
I like frys Turkish delight. Going to have to hunt out the cherry ones.
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Post by dfunked on Sept 22, 2021 21:08:22 GMT
Made the mistake of buying cherry Jaffa cakes last year. Fuck me those were grim and pretty much how I imagine the above mentioned cherry tumors would taste (if you scraped the top layer of chocolate and misery off and only eat that)
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dmukgr
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Post by dmukgr on Sept 22, 2021 21:12:43 GMT
Googling tells me you can get frys lemon Turkish delight as well.
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Post by Deleted on Sept 22, 2021 21:19:53 GMT
The lemon one is also lovely. One day I'm going to really get freaky and have a lemon and cherry one in one sitting.
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Post by Aunt Alison on Sept 22, 2021 21:20:03 GMT
They don't sound like they particularly live up to the promise of being delightful
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Post by Deleted on Sept 22, 2021 21:21:50 GMT
Although if I'm honest I essentially just buy whatever the hell the Spar has at the counter when I pop in for milk.
They had hazelnut wispas in the other day but I still have some fucking self respect.
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Post by Aunt Alison on Sept 22, 2021 21:23:03 GMT
hazelnut and chocolate is a winning combination. Like peanut butter and banana
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