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Post by Deleted on Sept 22, 2021 21:24:25 GMT
Not in a wispa though, it's the shittiest of chocolate bars. It's like someone farted into a dairy milk as it set.
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Post by Deleted on Sept 22, 2021 21:25:46 GMT
Lemon one seems like it would be closer to a more traditional granny's urine tinged labia anyway.
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Post by Aunt Alison on Sept 22, 2021 21:27:10 GMT
Is this chocolate aversion therapy
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Post by Deleted on Sept 22, 2021 21:29:07 GMT
So Fry's Cherry Tumours and Fry's Old Lemon Labias? That's quite the confectionery line up. It's like Clive Barker is writing his own version of Charlie and the Chocolate Factory.
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Post by Jambowayoh on Sept 22, 2021 21:41:35 GMT
Not in a wispa though, it's the shittiest of chocolate bars. It's like someone farted into a dairy milk as it set. Fack off. |
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Post by Vortex on Sept 22, 2021 21:45:08 GMT
They had hazelnut wispas in the other day but I still have some fucking self respect. That sounds so much better than the Turkish delight! Gonna have to keep an eye out for those bad boys. |
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Post by Deleted on Sept 22, 2021 21:47:38 GMT
What do you do with a wispa anyway? It's too pathetic to bite, which leaves sucking. Then you just get a claggy chocolate funk in your mouth. They're rubbish.
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Post by razz on Sept 22, 2021 22:02:28 GMT
You can bore a hole through it and suck off tea through it. Melts in the mouth , very tisty.
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Post by Danno on Sept 22, 2021 22:07:50 GMT
Fear not, savoury fans. There is an alternative  |
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Post by Aunt Alison on Sept 22, 2021 22:14:35 GMT
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Post by Bongo Heracles on Sept 22, 2021 22:22:59 GMT
Fear not, savoury fans. There is an alternative It’s the future, I’ve seen it. With Ethel. You know Ethel, the one with piles. Husband ran away with a Frenchman. Terrible, smelled of garlic. |
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Post by KD on Sept 23, 2021 0:48:08 GMT
You can bore a hole through it and suck off tea through it. Melts in the mouth , very tisty. Thats what a Spira was for. |
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Post by MolarAm🔵 on Sept 23, 2021 1:16:12 GMT
Is that like the Tim Tam straw? I don't know any of your weird English biscuits.
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Post by Nanocrystal on Sept 23, 2021 2:27:46 GMT
In the UK they're called Penguins.
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Post by Dougs on Sept 23, 2021 6:07:19 GMT
In my slightly covidy delirium this morning, I worked out why bedsits are so called. It's like an obvious epiphany that I'd never thought about before.
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Post by dmukgr on Sept 23, 2021 7:04:03 GMT
Oh yeah, now you mention it.
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Post by Dougs on Sept 23, 2021 7:35:32 GMT
I know right!
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Post by dfunked on Sept 23, 2021 7:54:26 GMT
Huh... Never really stopped to think about it.
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Post by dmukgr on Sept 23, 2021 8:20:44 GMT
It is though, the sort of thing that sends the klaxon off on QI and they reveal that it is actually named after the greedy capitalist who invented them, Isambard Alfredo Bedsit.
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Post by Dougs on Sept 23, 2021 8:24:35 GMT
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Post by razz on Sept 23, 2021 10:07:52 GMT
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Post by LegendaryApe on Sept 23, 2021 10:15:40 GMT
I love smelling my fingers after having beef Hula Hoops.
Mmmmmm beefy fingers..
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Post by MysteryLamb on Sept 23, 2021 10:18:58 GMT
Apparently people say 'break a leg' for good luck to actors because they are in the CAST.
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Post by Jambowayoh on Sept 23, 2021 10:23:03 GMT
I love smelling my fingers after having beef Hula Hoops. Mmmmmm beefy fingers.. You should definitely sniff your fingers after some some Scampi Nik Naks. |
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Post by LegendaryApe on Sept 23, 2021 10:27:29 GMT
I love smelling my fingers after having beef Hula Hoops. Mmmmmm beefy fingers.. You should definitely sniff your fingers after some some Scampi Nik Naks. I've never had scampi of any variety. |
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Post by elstoof on Sept 23, 2021 11:42:34 GMT
Smiths Scampy Fry’s Turkish Delight 😋
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Post by Deleted on Sept 23, 2021 11:48:41 GMT
I'd eat that
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Post by Vortex on Sept 23, 2021 14:05:42 GMT
On your current form, that's not a surprise wunty!  |
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Post by nexus6 on Sept 23, 2021 14:18:13 GMT
I'm disappointed the Turkish Delight was picled up on in my 4 fingers of heaven where really I thought the Star Bar was the more interesting inclusion
I had thought of the Wagon Wheel, as some other here included, but then no way could it be considered a finger.
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Post by Deleted on Sept 23, 2021 14:29:17 GMT
Aren't Star Bars just Boosts?
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