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Post by dfunked on Sept 22, 2021 15:34:52 GMT
Crunchies are the best chocolate bars. I was tempted to include that, but when combined with daim I don't think you'd ever be able to reopen your jaw...
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Post by robthehermit on Sept 22, 2021 15:38:10 GMT
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Post by jellyhead on Sept 22, 2021 15:39:22 GMT
At the moment a chunky 4 finger medley of Wispa Caramac Lion Bar/Picnic Double decker would be ace. I'd probably have a different lot tomorrow though. I change my mind often.
Hmmm, a solid chunky kitkat finger slab of caramac would probably kill you though.
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Post by KD on Sept 22, 2021 15:44:33 GMT
I just eat a big Galaxy Caramel bar and wallow in self pity
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Post by razz on Sept 22, 2021 15:44:54 GMT
jellyheadlmao that it would. Straight diabetic shock
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Post by retro74 on Sept 22, 2021 15:47:50 GMT
Wow, you might be the only person I know that rates Mars Surely Mars are the most popular chocolate bar in the UK? They are like the 'vanilla' of the confectionary world I like them anyway, especially frozen when they are twice as nice
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Post by Deleted on Sept 22, 2021 15:48:40 GMT
Frys Peppermint Cream Lion Bar Orange Bitz (discontinued) Wispa or 4 armadillos - beaten to the punch
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Post by retro74 on Sept 22, 2021 15:48:48 GMT
I used to work with a 'lady' that would put Mars bars up her chuff and her boyfriend would eat them (out)
Still liked them even after learning that gem
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Post by Bongo Heracles on Sept 22, 2021 15:49:35 GMT
How did that even come up in conversation?
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Post by jellyhead on Sept 22, 2021 15:50:40 GMT
Looking at an old article the killer bar for concentrated sugar from Cadbury would be, this was 2016 though and i couldn't be bothered searching much more.
Boost Dairy Milk Crunchie Double Decker
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Post by razz on Sept 22, 2021 15:54:18 GMT
Can you even get picnic bars anymore? I haven't seen them in years
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Post by Aunt Alison on Sept 22, 2021 15:55:50 GMT
Because you keep looking for picknick bars
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Post by dogbot on Sept 22, 2021 15:59:07 GMT
Can you even get picnic bars anymore? I haven't seen them in years I had one last week. 4 pack from Sainsburys. Might have to go and see if there's any left, although I doubt it. Small hands. Grrr.
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Post by dogbot on Sept 22, 2021 16:01:17 GMT
It is frustrating when you dont get management support to just be able to tell people to bugger off. One of the nice things working in security is being able to unironically tell everyone 'sorry, its more than my jobs worth'. We're part of a bigger group. So at some points on the wheel, I'm senior and my word is law, but if an exec from elsewhere wants an iPad or wishes to skip the MDM, their IT often just do it and there's not much I can reasonably do.
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Post by 😎 on Sept 22, 2021 16:10:13 GMT
We’re pretty hardcore with our cyber security stuff here. No exceptions, even for the c-suite. We recently killed personal MacOS access completely and forced everyone to Outlook Mobile with MAM for personal mobiles. There was a large outcry from our physicians but we stuck to our guns.
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Post by dogbot on Sept 22, 2021 16:13:46 GMT
I am in as far as I have the reach. Documented minimum standards, rigidly adhered to, tested and audited against. But it's a group of companies and some of them are like the wild west. For some reason, my boss (who's part of group, as it were) loses all interest with this one arm and just let's it all go.
There's only so many times you can say the same things in meetings ("we shouldn't allow this") before you have to accept you're just shouting into the void.
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Post by hedben on Sept 22, 2021 16:34:59 GMT
Bill Bailey did a bit in Part Troll about fusing four Kit Kat Chunkies together and pretending to be a tiny pixie eating a regular Kit Kat. That was 17 years ago. You think Nestle would’ve gone for it by now. I know we're all decrepit old farts but I refuse to believe that kit kat chunky, a bar I group with "new" things like orange twirls and white twix, came out 17 years ago
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Post by razz on Sept 22, 2021 16:44:18 GMT
It came out in 1999, I actually remember how excited I was to try one when I spotted them in Woolworths
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Post by trafford on Sept 22, 2021 16:56:38 GMT
I used to work with a 'lady' that would put Mars bars up her chuff and her boyfriend would eat them (out) Still liked them even after learning that gem Marianne Faithfull?
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Post by UltraPyper777 on Sept 22, 2021 17:27:52 GMT
Peanut Butter Chunky/Wispa Gold/Lion Bar/Crunchie.
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Post by Dougs on Sept 22, 2021 17:33:27 GMT
Toblerone, Double Decker, Marathon (ahem), Lion Bar
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Post by Vortex on Sept 22, 2021 17:36:28 GMT
Crunchies are the best chocolate bars. Just had a 'crunchie blast' magnumy thing due to our lad loving crunchies. It also had popping candy in it. Was a bit weird, but not too sweet. He's also well into the crunchie rocks which are well worth a shot if you haven't tried them already. They're in wispa bites/buttons sized bags and are wee blocks of chocolate with loads of bits of honeycomb stuff in them.
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Post by Deleted on Sept 22, 2021 17:37:58 GMT
Aka crack rocks. Love those little things.
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Post by Vortex on Sept 22, 2021 17:40:16 GMT
They are rather, um, more-ish.
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Post by freddiemercurystwin on Sept 22, 2021 17:46:50 GMT
We’re pretty hardcore with our cyber security stuff here. No exceptions, even for the c-suite. We recently killed personal MacOS access completely and forced everyone to Outlook Mobile with MAM for personal mobiles. There was a large outcry from our physicians but we stuck to our guns. No, don't think I understood any of that, Christ I feel old, I was having part of our new fangled latest dreamt up work reviews and said I think I've really reached the point in life where I actually don't want to digest any new information about seemingly unnecessary new software or rules or regulations to do with my job.
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Post by Danno on Sept 22, 2021 19:26:18 GMT
Do I dare to dream? (Genestealer for scale)
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Post by nexus6 on Sept 22, 2021 19:58:30 GMT
I would have to say a Star Bar, a Fry’s Turkish Delight, a stack of Mintola and a broken off section of Nestle Crunch would be my bar of death of choice
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Post by Deleted on Sept 22, 2021 19:59:29 GMT
Talking of Fry's Turkish Delights. I've just had a cherry one. It made my nipples tingle it's so good.
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Post by Deleted on Sept 22, 2021 20:01:48 GMT
Fry's Turkish Delights are grim. Like eating some kind of weird confectionery tumour.
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Post by Deleted on Sept 22, 2021 20:13:21 GMT
Crunchie, tunnocks caramel bar, wispa gold, blue boost.
You can all bow down to my 4 finger greatness.
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