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Post by askew on Sept 22, 2021 11:32:29 GMT
It would probably just be easier to shrink yourself so normal KitKats appeared massive to you Shrinking everybody would solve a lot of the world's resource problems There is a film about this… |
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Post by Danno on Sept 22, 2021 11:34:08 GMT
I've just been told about this. I want some.
Is it April already |
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Post by Aunt Alison on Sept 22, 2021 11:34:16 GMT
/stops writing script
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Post by elstoof on Sept 22, 2021 11:39:40 GMT
I quite enjoyed Downsizing, wasn't at all the film I expected it was going to be
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Post by elstoof on Sept 22, 2021 11:40:39 GMT
Japanese kitkats are a trip The girl has a BYO advent calendar and last year we got a pack of random japanese kitkats and put on in each day. There was one 'Cherry Blossom Sake' which tasted like vodka flavoured with a glade plug-in. It was genuinely one of the most disgusting things I have ever eaten. I'm not sure if you're supposed to actually eat them, just collect |
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Post by Deleted on Sept 22, 2021 11:49:44 GMT
I quite enjoyed Downsizing, wasn't at all the film I expected it was going to be I agree entirely. Light hearted feelgood it was not, but (at least for cinema) realistic characters and a similarly realistic hard nosed world it was. Albeit with miniaturisation. Seemed to me like what Philip K Dick might have done with the idea - look at how it would be exploited and affect the social fabric. |
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Post by Deleted on Sept 22, 2021 11:49:50 GMT
Who wants to collect chocolate without actually eating it?
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Post by Vortex on Sept 22, 2021 12:03:58 GMT
Who wants to collect chocolate without actually eating it? Says the man renowned on EG for eating the face of mouldy colin the caterpillars.  /offers a mouldy kit kat from collection |
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Post by Vortex on Sept 22, 2021 12:05:14 GMT
I jest of course, no kit kats go uneaten in our house!
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Post by dogbot on Sept 22, 2021 12:19:33 GMT
My boss: we must enforce the most rigorous of security standards to all.
Also my boss: a senior management person wants this! break every rule to give them it.
Sigh.
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Post by Deleted on Sept 22, 2021 12:19:57 GMT
Vortex I still ate it though. That's what counts.
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Post by dfunked on Sept 22, 2021 12:38:25 GMT
dogbot - in my last place we were meant to onboard all new vendors, get sign off from infosec etc but I lost count of the times we got a "JFDI" request from an exec for some shitty new thing they brought in. Stresses me out just thinking about it.
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Post by dogbot on Sept 22, 2021 13:02:36 GMT
Yeah, that sounds incredibly familiar.
It's my head (*infosec wave*) it'll all fall on should the shiny new marketing execs shiny new fucking non-MDM iPad get compromised, though, innit?
I've almost had the arse with it all, tbh.
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Post by Bongo Heracles on Sept 22, 2021 13:09:42 GMT
Not really, unless you are also the ciso. If you are getting JFDIs from people you cant bat away, thats a process problem and your responsible person will eat shit if your controls fail.
Unless you are also the responsible person which is a failure in and of itself.
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Post by dogbot on Sept 22, 2021 13:11:37 GMT
Yes, it's a process problem. I'm not the CISO. It's complicated and fucking stupid. Hey ho.
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Post by Bongo Heracles on Sept 22, 2021 13:17:49 GMT
I wouldnt worry about it, then. If something wanders off, it will be the control owner and the CISO who gets it in the crease.
I own several security controls and I would drop bombs on anyone who asked one of my guys to override them.
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Post by dogbot on Sept 22, 2021 13:33:53 GMT
It's not so much worry as being pissed.
You know, like farting into a gale. Why do I bother, sort of thing.
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Post by Bongo Heracles on Sept 22, 2021 14:03:57 GMT
It is frustrating when you dont get management support to just be able to tell people to bugger off. One of the nice things working in security is being able to unironically tell everyone 'sorry, its more than my jobs worth'.
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Post by Zomoniac on Sept 22, 2021 14:23:58 GMT
Bill Bailey did a bit in Part Troll about fusing four Kit Kat Chunkies together and pretending to be a tiny pixie eating a regular Kit Kat. That was 17 years ago. You think Nestle would’ve gone for it by now.
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Post by razz on Sept 22, 2021 15:03:23 GMT
I often wish I could do that with various chocolates I like, all together reshaped in a KitKat style. I think my four fingers would be a Twirl, whisper, Yorkie and a Dime bar.
* Drools *
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Post by retro74 on Sept 22, 2021 15:21:04 GMT
WISPA!!
You don’t deserve nice chocolate things user razz
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Post by Aunt Alison on Sept 22, 2021 15:22:05 GMT
Lion Bar, Twix, Snickers, Malteser
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Post by dfunked on Sept 22, 2021 15:23:26 GMT
Should be 'Daim' too... For shame!
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Post by retro74 on Sept 22, 2021 15:24:44 GMT
I’m quite basic so I’d go
Mars, Snickers, Double Decker, Mint Aero
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Post by Danno on Sept 22, 2021 15:27:01 GMT
Wow, you might be the only person I know that rates Mars
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Post by razz on Sept 22, 2021 15:31:02 GMT
WISPA!! You don’t deserve nice chocolate things user razz Chocolate heretic 4 lyfe! Whisper>Aero muwhhaaha |
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Post by dfunked on Sept 22, 2021 15:31:26 GMT
I'd have salted caramel kit kat chunky (although I possibly just dreamt this one up)
then a custom daim bar that uses chunks of caramel instead of a big slab (like the dairy milk/daim bars you can get)
Then a double decker
Then a bounty because I'm a psychopath.
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Post by razz on Sept 22, 2021 15:32:24 GMT
A bounty KitKat finger sounds divine mate
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Post by robthehermit on Sept 22, 2021 15:32:57 GMT
Twirl, Wispa, Toblerone, Crunchie.
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Post by Deleted on Sept 22, 2021 15:32:58 GMT
Crunchies are the best chocolate bars.
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