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Post by Rodimus-Prime on Sept 8, 2021 20:56:45 GMT
This reminds me of the episode of Peep Show where they all try to get each other sectioned.
We've had our fun with the socks today. There will be no more socktioning today.
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Post by Danno on Sept 8, 2021 20:59:47 GMT
My favourite sock is the one I keep under my bed. Krusty the clownsock. Holy shit lol |
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Post by retro74 on Sept 8, 2021 21:05:25 GMT
I bought a three-pack of Sonic socks from Amazon the other day. Sonic, Tails and Knuckles. I think the Knuckles ones are my favourite - they have a red heel and toes. My old work colleagues also bought me some TMNT socks for my birthday a few years ago. They're pretty cool. Ah now it becomes clear how you manage to snag all the pussy. I’ve been going wrong all this time with my Star Wars socks |
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Post by Matt A on Sept 8, 2021 21:06:00 GMT
Hazing
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Post by jono62 on Sept 8, 2021 21:10:52 GMT
We need a picture Rod, so we can all swoon at your manliness.
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Post by RadicalRex on Sept 8, 2021 21:19:49 GMT
Am I searching wrong or is there no Random Rants thread yet?
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Post by Frog on Sept 8, 2021 21:22:28 GMT
We need a picture Rod, so we can all swoon at your manhood. Steady on Jono |
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Post by Rodimus-Prime on Sept 8, 2021 21:39:00 GMT
Guys, i've never - not once - made a single comment suggesting my appearance is what attracts women to me. My appeal has very little to do with the fact that i'm better than average looking.
It's my attitude, my style, my mystique, my quick wit and my total mastery of the Venusian arts.
If i were to post a transcript of the conversation with the wonderful young lady i've been speaking to online, most people would just flat out refuse to accept that it successfully charmed such a total babe into meeting up. And yet here we are, plotting how i will rebuild the megabowl brick by brick, until it is even more majestic than it was before, where i will reside as the king of the pins and she will be my queen.
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Post by Danno on Sept 8, 2021 21:40:33 GMT
Did you send her the Kingpin pic
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Post by Rodimus-Prime on Sept 8, 2021 22:33:17 GMT
No, and if you mean what i think you mean that's pretty disgusting.
I just guaranteed her that by the end of the date her legs would be open wider than a 7-10 split.
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Post by retro74 on Sept 8, 2021 22:39:11 GMT
I bet you strike out!
/chortle
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Post by Jambowayoh on Sept 8, 2021 22:43:14 GMT
Really? Because i read his most recent comment in the match.com thread, and he sounded incredibly pathetic. As if there is no chance that any woman would consider him boyfriend material. I'll have you know I've seen at least TEN women naked, who also sometimes let me hold their hand when no one was looking. |
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Post by Rodimus-Prime on Sept 8, 2021 22:47:58 GMT
I bet you strike out! /chortle That's a good thing in bowling isn't it? Actually, the only guarantee i made is that i would win her something out of the claw machine, which was dumb. I think there is genuinely more chance of us having sex than me either winning a stuffed animal from a grabby grabby machine for under a tenner, or successfully bribing an adult man to just give me one so i can pretend i won it. |
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Post by Danno on Sept 8, 2021 23:01:49 GMT
I bet you strike out! /chortle That's a good thing in bowling isn't it? Actually, the only guarantee i made is that i would win her something out of the claw machine, which was dumb. I think there is genuinely more chance of us having sex than me either winning a stuffed animal from a grabby grabby machine for under a tenner, or successfully bribing an adult man to just give me one so i can pretend i won it. There is much to unpack here |
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Post by RadicalRex on Sept 8, 2021 23:49:47 GMT
If you thought you knew what "bullet hell" means
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Post by Deleted on Sept 9, 2021 8:59:54 GMT
I just guaranteed her that by the end of the date her legs would be open wider than a 7-10 split. I can see how no lady can resist you with smooth patter like that. |
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Post by retro74 on Sept 9, 2021 9:08:39 GMT
This time tomorrow Eurogamer will be no more and we'll finally be free of the EG tyranny that has held us back for so long
From this point forward it's all sunlit uplands and a free FontGeek unicorn for every member
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Post by marcp on Sept 9, 2021 9:47:11 GMT
If you thought you knew what "bullet hell" means They make it look so easy as well. There's a fella over on shmups.com that's done this, unfortunately he was a massive twat. |
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Post by Saul1138 on Sept 9, 2021 10:20:09 GMT
Are we going to be giving £350 million a week to the NHS instead of Eurogamer?
As for the bullet hell video. The only game of that type that I have completed was Ikaruga on the GC. I was chuffed to bits, but I was told it is considered a lower, middling game in that genre.
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Post by nexus6 on Sept 9, 2021 11:42:55 GMT
First Font Geek Expo then - I can recommend the Baths Hall in Scunthorpe
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Post by Dougs on Sept 9, 2021 11:45:36 GMT
This time tomorrow Eurogamer will be no more and we'll finally be free of the EG tyranny that has held us back for so long From this point forward it's all sunlit uplands and a free FontGeek unicorn for every member EGxit. |
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Post by Deleted on Sept 9, 2021 11:49:31 GMT
Neilka was our Farage.
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Post by Jambowayoh on Sept 9, 2021 11:55:04 GMT
This time tomorrow Eurogamer will be no more and we'll finally be free of the EG tyranny that has held us back for so long From this point forward it's all sunlit uplands and a free FontGeek unicorn for every member EGxit. Bravo |
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Post by Immaterial on Sept 9, 2021 11:59:03 GMT
Is there a postage charge on the unicorn?
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Post by dogbot on Sept 9, 2021 12:11:20 GMT
How the bloody hell does someone pass a Cisco exam without (apparently) the faintest idea how IP routing works?
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Post by Techno Hippy on Sept 9, 2021 12:15:05 GMT
I recently bought diabetic socks, and I have to say they're the most comfortable I've ever worn.
I am getting old.
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Post by rivuzu on Sept 9, 2021 12:40:24 GMT
I'm confused. Has a filter been put on the forum or something? Because vowels have disappeared and everyone is speaking in parps.
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Post by Matt A on Sept 9, 2021 12:41:18 GMT
wtf is going on
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Post by clemfandango on Sept 9, 2021 12:41:27 GMT
I think we have been hacked?
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Post by Deleted on Sept 9, 2021 12:41:44 GMT
Yeah, this could be annoying.
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