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Post by dominalien on Sept 8, 2021 5:37:48 GMT
Also, Inkeep hitting n instead of space on my phone all the time. It didn’t used to happen on the tiny iPhone 4. Stupid large phones.
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Post by LegendaryApe on Sept 8, 2021 17:25:34 GMT
Just used the term "honkin donkin" in front of my 2 year old to avoid saying sex to my wife.
What other words do you fine folks use to avoid being explicit in front of your sprogs
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Post by Deleted on Sept 8, 2021 18:22:26 GMT
Bump uglies.
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Post by Techno Hippy on Sept 8, 2021 18:23:50 GMT
Tango and Cash.
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Post by Rodimus-Prime on Sept 8, 2021 19:10:14 GMT
I've got a date on Saturday night, so the healing process continues. Seeing how strong my online dating game is really put things into perspective. Like, i always 'knew' it, bit now i really know it. I will never lack for female affection, ever. When you realise something like that about yourself, it makes it hard to be distressed over a break up.
I mean, i'm still a bit sad, but it's simple logic really. The only reason i have to be depressed, is if i genuinely believe i was going out with the greatest woman in the world and that i will never find someone on that level again. And that's just not a position supported by the facts.
No more haiku or otherwise mopey Rodimus posts from now on. Prime is back. And i'm going to play five hours of Playstation tonight.
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Post by Danno on Sept 8, 2021 19:14:43 GMT
Just used the term "honkin donkin" in front of my 2 year old to avoid saying sex to my wife. What other words do you fine folks use to avoid being explicit in front of your sprogs Ahh'm walking hyahh (In extremely stereotypical NY accent) |
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Post by LegendaryApe on Sept 8, 2021 19:29:27 GMT
Just used the term "honkin donkin" in front of my 2 year old to avoid saying sex to my wife. What other words do you fine folks use to avoid being explicit in front of your sprogs Ahh'm walking hyahh (In extremely stereotypical NY accent) I'll add that to the list! |
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Post by dfunked on Sept 8, 2021 19:37:04 GMT
Glad that you gave yourself such a huge amount of time to heal before getting back into the dating game, Roddy.
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Post by Vortex on Sept 8, 2021 19:43:57 GMT
That mullet/not mullet and PI schtick fair reels 'em in.
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Post by jono62 on Sept 8, 2021 20:01:18 GMT
Just make sure she gets prime rod.
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Post by Rodimus-Prime on Sept 8, 2021 20:05:30 GMT
I've always thought i was a bit like a Salarian, in that i process my emotions a lot more quickly than most humans.
Two weeks, that's like five days for every year we were together. Megan had that same amount of time to reconsider her mistake, but she's obviously happy to stand by her decision. She hasn't replied to either of the text messages i sent her, one of which included the tiger bread haiku.
If she were to get back in touch, i'd probably let her take me back. In fact, no probably about it, but i'm done feeling sick about it. Like i said, it's just not logical for me to feel that bad for that long.
And what reeled this one in was actually a pretty cleverly planted hook about a now-shut down bowling alley. Online, your haircut and career have so little to do with it. Although i did make sure to emphasise the mullet in my picture. A big part of my appeal is subtle visual quirkiness.
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Post by Jambowayoh on Sept 8, 2021 20:07:16 GMT
I feel like he's trying almost too hard at this now.
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Post by Rodimus-Prime on Sept 8, 2021 20:10:58 GMT
You're like the eight-hundredth person to post that at me, Jamboh. I normally don't bother to respond, but i checked out the online dating thread in this forum... so i'm wondering if you'd like any advice, i guess. Maybe if you tried a little harder, you'd have more luck.
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Post by Aunt Alison on Sept 8, 2021 20:12:31 GMT
Megan is missing
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Post by Rodimus-Prime on Sept 8, 2021 20:13:07 GMT
Actually, while we're on the topic, i did enjoy when one guy said my story sounded made up, and then went and posted that they let him fly the plane in the 'cool story' thread.
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Post by Danno on Sept 8, 2021 20:14:07 GMT
I have it on good authority that Jambo gets his Rambo on at least Whambo times a week
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Post by Aunt Alison on Sept 8, 2021 20:16:22 GMT
Yeah, he's the only person in Andorra with a PS5. No mullet required
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Post by Rodimus-Prime on Sept 8, 2021 20:21:02 GMT
Really? Because i read his most recent comment in the match.com thread, and he sounded incredibly pathetic. As if there is no chance that any woman would consider him boyfriend material.
And i think that's total rubbish. When i say it's not logical for me to be that upset about getting dumped, i whole-heartedly believe the same is true of like 35% of the total adult population. You just need to believe in yourself, figure out what works for you and what doesn't, put some effort in, and voila.
If i can get a hot date after being signed up for less than 3 days, then most people should be able to expect some level of success within a few months. Like i said, i'm happy to be everyone's virtual wingman, because online dating is either incredibly easy or just comes naturally to me.
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Post by Frog on Sept 8, 2021 20:22:05 GMT
They call him King Jambo now.
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Post by Deleted on Sept 8, 2021 20:23:04 GMT
Maybe you just have really low standards.
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Post by jellyhead on Sept 8, 2021 20:23:10 GMT
If we're going to have an ITA subforum for our Italian new found Italian friends, should we have a Cunts subforum for any RPS ex-pats that turn up?
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Post by Rodimus-Prime on Sept 8, 2021 20:25:10 GMT
I can't be completely sure until we meet in person, but on our video calls she looked great and our conversations were quite stimulating.
I don't think it's a matter of standards, to be honest. At least not for me.
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Post by Aunt Alison on Sept 8, 2021 20:27:12 GMT
FG is going to be the next Reddit
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Post by RadicalRex on Sept 8, 2021 20:29:50 GMT
It's the Dark Souls of gaming forums
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Post by Deleted on Sept 8, 2021 20:30:51 GMT
I'm not sure who my favourite sock is. Rod or Stefansen.
These people simply cannot exist in the real world.
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Post by Rodimus-Prime on Sept 8, 2021 20:31:41 GMT
I apologise. I shouldn't have gotten into this - Jamboh's business is his own and i really don't care. It just gets a bit tiring having to contend with posts like the one he made. It's kind of rude.
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Post by Frog on Sept 8, 2021 20:34:42 GMT
My favourite sock is the one I keep under my bed.
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Post by Rodimus-Prime on Sept 8, 2021 20:38:14 GMT
I bought a three-pack of Sonic socks from Amazon the other day. Sonic, Tails and Knuckles. I think the Knuckles ones are my favourite - they have a red heel and toes.
My old work colleagues also bought me some TMNT socks for my birthday a few years ago. They're pretty cool.
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Post by Deleted on Sept 8, 2021 20:40:41 GMT
My favourite sock is the one I keep under my bed. Krusty the clownsock. |
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Post by LegendaryApe on Sept 8, 2021 20:49:45 GMT
Decks is definitely Rodimus
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