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Post by Deleted on Aug 24, 2021 19:07:34 GMT
I think calling some one a bell end is my favourite insult. Rolls off the tongue nicely.
/oo-er
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Post by Aunt Alison on Aug 24, 2021 19:09:06 GMT
Bit shaftist though
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Post by Aunt Alison on Aug 24, 2021 19:14:08 GMT
Why can't I find the currently playing thread?
Never mind. Not coming up in search though
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Post by Danno on Aug 24, 2021 20:01:41 GMT
Why can't I find the currently playing thread?
Never mind. Not coming up in search though
Get it together, you dithering rod. |
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Post by Danno on Aug 24, 2021 20:06:31 GMT
Why can't I find the currently playing thread?
Never mind. Not coming up in search though
Get it together, you dithering rod. WHICH HOLE? IS IT BINGO OR SINGLE?! |
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Post by mrpon on Aug 24, 2021 20:53:57 GMT
What about dickwad?
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Post by Deleted on Aug 24, 2021 21:07:42 GMT
Is that like a wad of dicks or a wad of something you would but in a dick?
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Post by dfunked on Aug 24, 2021 21:16:09 GMT
Always thought dickwad was a pile of jizz. Open to the infinite wisdom of you forumites, though.
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Post by Deleted on Aug 24, 2021 21:17:53 GMT
It's a big handful of dicks.
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Post by 😎 on Aug 24, 2021 21:26:30 GMT
CHILL OUT DICKWAD  |
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Post by elstoof on Aug 24, 2021 22:05:01 GMT
An alternate universe where dicks are currency, you pay for your evening meal by pulling your dickwad out of your pocket and leaving several healthy looking dicks on the silver plate for the waitress
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Post by Danno on Aug 24, 2021 22:08:09 GMT
Where is Roguey?
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Post by drhickman1983 on Aug 24, 2021 22:13:45 GMT
Could you store a wad of dicks in a flask, like sausages?
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Post by trafford on Aug 25, 2021 5:25:32 GMT
I used to have a client. Quite a well heeled retiree from Harrogate with a second home down on the Garden Route ZA.
He was called Richard, but really wouldn't take anything else but Dick. Dick and proud.
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Post by Lizard on Aug 25, 2021 5:36:32 GMT
I always thought a dickwad was the wad of tissue used to catch/clean up jizz?
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Post by Deleted on Aug 25, 2021 6:17:25 GMT
I believe it's the mop you would use to clean up the jizz from a from a large clump of dicks. Like a back full of dicks.
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Post by mothercruncher on Aug 25, 2021 6:22:48 GMT
It has Roman origins-!the wad of rags on the end of a stick that everyone would use to wipe their peens after visiting the communal wanking room together.
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Post by Deleted on Aug 25, 2021 6:49:53 GMT
Bullshit. The first recorded use of it was in Tango and Cash in 1989. When Sylvester Stallone's Raymond Tango takes off his shirt to reveal his back is covered in dicks. To which Kurt Russell's Gabriel Cash says "hey we're going to need a pretty big wad to clean up all that jism" to which Tango replies "huh huh yeah a dickwad" then they both start french kissing.
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Post by Deleted on Aug 25, 2021 8:27:13 GMT
/checks thread title
Yup, all good, carry on.
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Post by Bongo Heracles on Aug 25, 2021 8:33:08 GMT
Bullshit. The first recorded use of it was in Tango and Cash in 1989. When Sylvester Stallone's Raymond Tango takes off his shirt to reveal his back is covered in dicks. To which Kurt Russell's Gabriel Cash says "hey we're going to need a pretty big wad to clean up all that jism" to which Tango replies "huh huh yeah a dickwad" then they both start french kissing. Thats just before they jump that truck through a building, right? |
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Post by Deleted on Aug 25, 2021 8:44:28 GMT
I believe it is yes.
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Post by Jambowayoh on Aug 25, 2021 8:46:20 GMT
That truck with all the guns on it right, as they escape the compound that has a voiced self destruct sequence?
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Post by neems on Aug 25, 2021 8:49:51 GMT
Bullshit. The first recorded use of it was in Tango and Cash in 1989. When Sylvester Stallone's Raymond Tango takes off his shirt to reveal his back is covered in dicks. To which Kurt Russell's Gabriel Cash says "hey we're going to need a pretty big wad to clean up all that jism" to which Tango replies "huh huh yeah a dickwad" then they both start french kissing. It is widely believed that this scene inspired Decks to become an artist. |
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Post by 😎 on Aug 26, 2021 21:36:00 GMT
I think for the first time I’ve managed to vaguely work out what mal’s sandwich thing is about. It boils down to “the top crust is better than the bottom crust” which is fair, but surely only really matters with crusty loaves or toast.
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Post by Deleted on Aug 26, 2021 21:51:47 GMT
Is the OG post of it still about? From what I remember he held the sandwich and ate it from the bottom through to the top.
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Post by 😎 on Aug 26, 2021 21:57:14 GMT
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Post by dfunked on Aug 26, 2021 21:58:45 GMT
I prefer the top crust on a decent bit of bread. I still have no idea wtf is going on there... There is absolutely no challenge on eating either half of a sandwich, unless you're doing it some weird way.
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Post by Deleted on Aug 26, 2021 22:21:22 GMT
I'm pretty sure he bites the middle of the bottom and eats his way from there.
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Post by Lizard on Aug 26, 2021 22:35:52 GMT
I imagine Mal's sandwiches are like mobius rings or something.
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Post by 😎 on Aug 26, 2021 22:41:10 GMT
Here we see mal trying to work out an open faced sandwich |
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