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Post by Vortex on May 19, 2023 9:10:54 GMT
Mothra was such a weird monster to create.
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Post by Vortex on May 19, 2023 9:11:23 GMT
Great, first post on page context loss again.
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Post by LegendaryApe on May 19, 2023 9:13:52 GMT
They're just tweed butterflies They're evil vile demons, farted by Lucifer himself into our dimension to bother the sane and the just
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Post by LegendaryApe on May 19, 2023 9:14:30 GMT
Great, first post on page context loss again. Don't worry user Vortex. I know the context. That's really all that matters.
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Post by DJCopa on May 19, 2023 9:17:09 GMT
For my mates stag do in Bristol (years ago), I made us all Mothra T-Shirts with his face on, as he's terrified of them.
Wsa also looking for a butterfly farm to surprise him with, but sadly couldn't fit it all in
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Post by askew on May 19, 2023 9:21:44 GMT
Maybe Mike is getting smaller every year, hmm?
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Post by wunty on May 19, 2023 10:15:50 GMT
Maybe Mike is getting smaller every year, hmm? We all are man. Stars around 30 years old. By the time we're 80 we're a good few inches shorter.
Apart from our ears. They just keep growing. Which is why we all end up looking fucking stupid.
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Post by Blue_Mike on May 19, 2023 14:20:53 GMT
God I fucking loathe moths. LOATHE THEM. I may have mentioned how much they freak me out in the Resi games. A pox on them and all their kin Always in the last seccond before you close the window, one manages to get in, and it's the size of a fucking sparrow.
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Post by wunty on May 19, 2023 14:29:38 GMT
Don’t hate on moths. They’re just butterflies in their jammies.
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Post by Bill in the rain on May 19, 2023 14:37:05 GMT
There are some really big weird moths here in Japan. Loads of different kinds, like hummingbird moths etc... Come to think of it, that's probably why they came up with Mothra.
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Post by LegendaryApe on May 19, 2023 18:21:30 GMT
God I fucking loathe moths. LOATHE THEM. I may have mentioned how much they freak me out in the Resi games. A pox on them and all their kin Always in the last seccond before you close the window, one manages to get in, and it's the size of a fucking sparrow. and flies around leaving it's dusty cum all over the place
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Post by Danno on May 19, 2023 21:18:09 GMT
Always in the last seccond before you close the window, one manages to get in, and it's the size of a fucking sparrow. and flies around leaving it's dusty cum all over the place PROJECTION
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Post by Vortex on May 19, 2023 22:09:22 GMT
and flies around leaving it's dusty cum all over the place PROJECTION From a mothy erection?
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Post by Danno on May 20, 2023 1:37:14 GMT
This feels like a lyric from XTRMNTR
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Post by sport✅ on May 20, 2023 5:25:14 GMT
This feels like a lyric from XTRMNTR Isn't that from MJ's Black or White? The McCauley Culkin rap part? Projection, from a mothy erection Causing grief in human relations It's a turf war on a global scale I'd rather hear both sides of the tale.
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Post by Bill in the rain on May 20, 2023 5:31:00 GMT
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Post by LegendaryApe on May 20, 2023 6:17:03 GMT
and flies around leaving it's dusty cum all over the place PROJECTION Fine, it flies around PROJECTING it's dusty cum all over the place. Happy now?
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Post by Bill in the rain on May 20, 2023 13:15:15 GMT
Why, when I buy something as a gift for someone, does the website I bought it from keep sending me hundreds of emails asking me to review it, review them, read their newsletter, etc... I have no interest in your shit! It wasn't for me and I wouldn't ever have bought it for myself!
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Post by drhickman1983 on May 21, 2023 10:32:49 GMT
Went for a 6 mile walk this morning. On the way back I was accosted by an unkempt, and I'm going to presume homeles, guy with a red stand-up sack trolley.
He started ranting that I should "stay away from him" and that's he's "sick of you Bristolians with your t-shirts with pictures on" (I was wearing a band t-shirt) because all we do is "try to beat him up".
No harm done, I just crossed over the road to get away from him. He did start to follow me over the road, so I do wonder if (assuming there's any truth to his words) the reason why people try to beat him up is because he keeps trying to start fights?
It's just really odd.
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Post by cubby on May 21, 2023 11:02:02 GMT
Oh sorry about that, if I knew it was you I would have shouted at you about your botw views instead.
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Post by drhickman1983 on May 21, 2023 11:04:37 GMT
I'd normally keep walking but I'd have to respond to that.
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Post by minimatt on May 23, 2023 21:29:31 GMT
those fucking permanently attached screw top caps on soft drink / mixer bottles. this is why the kitchen floor is sticky. fuck off.
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Post by Danno on May 23, 2023 21:33:31 GMT
those fucking permanently attached screw top caps on soft drink / mixer bottles. this is why the kitchen floor is sticky. fuck off. For a chap well versed in home carpentry I am surprised by your poor grip
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Post by Dougs on May 23, 2023 21:55:57 GMT
They do appear to have become harder to open though. They undo fine but there's always one of the plastic bits clinging on n for dear life.
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Post by wunty on May 23, 2023 22:02:37 GMT
It's because they want you to make sure you recycle them with the bottle. I laugh in the face of that and chew them off. Then I recycle them with the bottle.
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Post by Bill in the rain on May 24, 2023 2:33:33 GMT
For a chap well versed in home carpentry I am surprised by your poor grip Is that a euphemism for something?
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Post by simple on May 24, 2023 8:38:08 GMT
Bought a book yesterday from Waterstones and trying to peal the sticker off the front it ripped the dustjacket beneath the sticker and left sticker residue behind too.
How have retail not invested in easy peel technology after all these years.
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Post by wunty on May 24, 2023 8:50:38 GMT
Waterstones are normally okay as well. They need to make sure the stickers are taken off and new ones applied fairly regularly though. Sounds like that one had been on a long time. Take it back.
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Post by Bill in the rain on May 24, 2023 9:00:12 GMT
There is a second hand bookstore near here which has stickers that are almost impossible to take off without leaving residue and ripping things. I always assumed it was intentional in an anti-theft kinda way. I used to get loads of books there, but when I went last week they'd replaced all the English books with dodgy anime figures, which obviously have greater appeal for the kinds of people who visit Japan.
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Post by RadicalRex on May 24, 2023 10:32:40 GMT
When I see people slander Super Mario Bros 2 because "it's not a real Mario game". And acting like it's established fact that it's "the ugly duckling" of the SMB games. The fuck are you talking about?
When I got my NES, there were three Mario games around: SMB1, SMB2, and Super Mario Land. And it was consensus among my friends and me that SMB2 was clearly the best of them, making the other two look almost primitive in comparison. There wasn't a hallowed rule yet that something's not a "real" Mario game if you can't stomp Goombas to death. Nobody cared. No timer and no score system either. Good!
It's even a sandbox of physics and interactivity, at least by NES standards. You couldn't just pick up enemies and throw them into abysses, you could also throw them at each other or just ride on them. You could even ride on some projectiles. Use mushroom blocks to reach higher places or just crush enemies with them. You could dig through the sand in a way that's outsmarting the AI of the Shyguys following you. Hardly necessary, but it was there if you wanted it, and childtheRobber was delighted.
I'm also a fan of how gleefully, unapologetically it embraces video game logic. All those "wraparound" vertical sections where you can leave the screen only to appear on the opposite side. Riding on birds and fish jumping up waterfalls. Travelling on a giant egg that a dinosaur girl just shot out of her mouth to a distant tower, only to fall down together with it when you pick it up. This game is so playful it still puts a smile on my face today.
And there's four player characters, all playing very differently. Player 1 can play Luigi, and he got his own sprites!
The ignorant shit people say about this game. I watched a video review of Super Mario Advance where the guy argued that it's better than the original, and one of the arguments was that Luigi got his own sprite. Like in, uhm, SMB2? By the time I left Nintendo for a Playstation 2, SMB2 was in fact the only mainline Mario game that gave Luigi his own look that's not just a palette swap!
"It's ugly!" A) it's not, and B) even if you think it is, how on Earth is it uglier than SMB1?
"Uh, but you don't know where to throw the flask to enter Sub-space!" ...wait, you're meant to play this more than once? Gasp!
"Uhh but it's just a dream!" ...so what??
SMB2 is a brilliant game, a highlight in the NES library and a highlight in the history of Mario games. I'll die on that hill. But of course, if you think The Lost Levels is the "real" SMB2, go ahead, play that and have fun.
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