Lizard
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Post by Lizard on Sept 13, 2022 5:34:24 GMT
As far as I can tell the general population has three imperatives when going to the supermarket:
1 - Move as slowly as possible. 2 - Take up as much room as possible. 3 - Wander around gormlessly as though you've never been to supermarket, or never even seen food before.
People who pull their trolley alongside are some of the worst offenders. And people who stop to have a chat with their mate, blocking entire aisles.
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Post by Deleted on Sept 20, 2022 19:05:13 GMT
Some pricks almost hit me because they were street racing. It's midday! At least wait til night time like true Vin Diesels.
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Post by Aunt Alison on Sept 20, 2022 19:06:33 GMT
Are you available at night time?
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Post by Deleted on Sept 20, 2022 19:08:02 GMT
I'd be a more willing victim at night, sure.
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Post by Dougs on Sept 30, 2022 7:27:04 GMT
Non-PVC cling film. What's the point? It doesn't wrap at all, useless piece of shit. Kids sandwiches are all over the place.
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Post by freddiemercurystwin on Sept 30, 2022 7:28:56 GMT
Non-PVC cling film. What's the point? It doesn't wrap at all, useless piece of shit. Kids sandwiches are all over the place. The Hero brand available in Sainsbury's seems OK, certainly better than supermarkets own brand shite.
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Post by knighty on Sept 30, 2022 8:18:07 GMT
Pull it tight enough, it does the job. Supermarket own brand is fine!
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Post by Dougs on Sept 30, 2022 8:45:57 GMT
It's crap. Would never have washed when I had to wrap hundreds of trays of meat when I worked in the butchery of a supermarket!
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Post by Danno on Sept 30, 2022 12:20:57 GMT
Cunts that stop dead when they step onto the escalators on the tube. Stupid fucks.
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Post by Aunt Alison on Sept 30, 2022 12:29:39 GMT
Isn't that the point of them? If you stand still, you keep moving. Legit. Try it
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cubby
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Post by cubby on Sept 30, 2022 12:33:44 GMT
They just die right there?? How dangerous are these escalators??
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Post by Danno on Sept 30, 2022 12:40:00 GMT
If my petition to automatically THIS IS SPARTA the bastards is accepted they will become considerably more lethal
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Post by dfunked on Sept 30, 2022 12:44:21 GMT
People who step off them and just stand there boil my piss. Or stand in open doorways, or anywhere that's vaguely in my way...
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Post by Aunt Alison on Sept 30, 2022 12:45:36 GMT
Also people standing in the middle of the pavement chatting
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mrpon
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Post by mrpon on Sept 30, 2022 12:46:35 GMT
As the cement dries around them?
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Post by freddiemercurystwin on Sept 30, 2022 12:54:22 GMT
My youngest always tries to do a Moonwalk thing on them whenever we use them.
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H-alphaFox
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Post by H-alphaFox on Sept 30, 2022 13:11:14 GMT
People in general.
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Post by Bill in the rain on Sept 30, 2022 13:33:59 GMT
3 weeks ago: Fellowship of the ring IMAX release. 2 weekends ago: Typhoon. 1 weekend ago: Another Typhoon. This weekend: All the theaters stopped showing it on Friday so they can show the bloody Avatar re-release!
*insert very angry face here*
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Post by dfunked on Sept 30, 2022 13:44:02 GMT
Is that the one with Helen Hunt and Bill Paxton? Not sure I'd bother going to an IMAX release...
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Psiloc
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Post by Psiloc on Sept 30, 2022 14:11:33 GMT
Why are the general public such dribbling morons
So I'm taking a shit at work with the door locked. I hear someone walk up. They try the door. It's locked. They try again. They try AGAIN, more forcefully. With an absurd amount of confusion and surprise in their voice: "it's... LOCKED?" Try the door again. This time with more pushing. Indignant pause, then a huff, then footsteps stomping away. I'm literally too stunned at this level of stupidity that I haven't said a word yet. I even briefly consider whether there is some mysterious reason that it's taboo to lock this particular toilet door. Just enough time passes for me to forget this ever happened and go back to enjoying my poo, until I hear TWO SETS OF FOOTSTEPS now approaching. One is stomping angrily. The door handle is tried again forcefully. The door is creaking at this point, but a point must be proven. "See?! The door is locked. Why is the door locked?! What if someone needs the toilet?!" -dramatic pause- New voice: "...I think someone is in there." Me: "YES FOR FUCK'S SAKE I'M IN HERE!" -long pause- "WELL... *HUFF*!" *stomp stomp stomp*
Now I'm not saying that I'm some sort of problem solving analytical genius, but isn't a locked toilet door pretty self explanatory?
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Post by Aunt Alison on Sept 30, 2022 14:26:32 GMT
Maybe it's the one where people are allowed to watch
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Psiloc
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Post by Psiloc on Sept 30, 2022 14:34:23 GMT
I'd legit be happy if I could accept that theory. But there being a person, inside, who has locked the door, clearly didn't enter their mind at any point. There was no knocking nor attempt at talking through the door or anything. But I mean even that would be pretty stupid having already established the door was locked
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Post by freddiemercurystwin on Sept 30, 2022 14:38:36 GMT
How many people work at your company? Did you recognise them? Would they recognise you? Every now and then I take a dump at work and when I go to exit the bog and realise I'd forgot to lock the door.
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cubby
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Post by cubby on Sept 30, 2022 14:40:32 GMT
Has no one told Psiloc that he's a ghost yet?
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Psiloc
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Post by Psiloc on Sept 30, 2022 14:44:49 GMT
How many people work at your company? Did you recognise them? Would they recognise you? Every now and then I take a dump at work and when I go to exit the bog and realise I'd forgot to lock the door. There's about 50 people in the building but I'm pretty sure this was a dipshit guest of one of the other businesses, so no danger of recognition
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H-alphaFox
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Post by H-alphaFox on Sept 30, 2022 14:58:10 GMT
That is amazing, I would of pointed them in the direction of the disabled toilet as it would of seemed like that may be where they belong.
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cubby
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Post by cubby on Sept 30, 2022 15:18:33 GMT
People who say would of.
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Post by Aunt Alison on Sept 30, 2022 15:20:34 GMT
People posting foibles in the rants thread
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cubby
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Post by cubby on Sept 30, 2022 15:33:11 GMT
People who don't put full stops at the end of sentences
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Post by Danno on Sept 30, 2022 15:53:45 GMT
People who don't put full stops at the end of sentences Ohhhh you're gonna get such a booting.
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