dfunked
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Post by dfunked on Sept 30, 2022 15:54:48 GMT
People who say sat when they mean sitting.
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Ulythium
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Post by Ulythium on Sept 30, 2022 16:04:45 GMT
Oh, there was a young fellow named Psiloc Needed a dump, so the bog door he did lock Some prat tried to get in He created a din To the annoyance of our good friend Psiloc
The numpty pushed with all his strength As Psiloc was trying to crimp off a length 'Twas no good, for the door had been locked But the intrepid intruder was kind of a cock According to our dear buddy Psiloc
At long, long last, he seemed to have quit And Psiloc gladly returned to taking a shit But he'd counted his chickens too soon For the moron re-entered the room Having brought with him a colleague who got it
Poor Psiloc he sat there, clenching his cheeks Could've piped up and spoken, but he was too meek After what seemed like an age, the penny did drop As did Psiloc's stool, with a resounding plop Then he recounted the tale on Font Geek
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Psiloc
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Post by Psiloc on Sept 30, 2022 17:08:27 GMT
Bravo, sir
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EMarkM
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Post by EMarkM on Sept 30, 2022 17:39:42 GMT
People who don't put full stops at the end of sentences Fuck you, sir Fuck you and the horse you rode in on.
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EMarkM
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Well, quite...
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Post by EMarkM on Sept 30, 2022 17:39:55 GMT
Heh
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EMarkM
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Post by EMarkM on Sept 30, 2022 17:53:59 GMT
I’ve confused myself now.
I blame dinner: boiled potatoes, baked beans and cheese.
What am I become?
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Post by Danno on Sept 30, 2022 17:58:13 GMT
Are you at school.
A really shit school.
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cubby
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doesn't get subtext
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Post by cubby on Sept 30, 2022 17:58:59 GMT
People who ask questions without question marks?
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Post by Danno on Sept 30, 2022 18:01:00 GMT
Why is that a problem
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Psiloc
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Post by Psiloc on Sept 30, 2022 18:18:16 GMT
People who use question marks when it’s not a question?
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Post by Danno on Sept 30, 2022 18:21:11 GMT
People who use question marks when it’s not a question? Especially verbally
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dogbot
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Post by dogbot on Sept 30, 2022 18:34:19 GMT
What. What! What?
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Post by freddiemercurystwin on Sept 30, 2022 18:34:53 GMT
What
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Post by spooky on Sept 30, 2022 18:39:08 GMT
Snake! Dog! Dog? DOOOOOOOOG!!!!
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Post by 😎 on Sept 30, 2022 18:39:34 GMT
¡¿Qué?!
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Post by Dougs on Sept 30, 2022 18:49:08 GMT
People who use question marks when it’s not a question? Especially verbally Do you hate Australians then?
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Vortex
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Post by Vortex on Sept 30, 2022 19:03:49 GMT
Don't we all?
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Post by Aunt Alison on Sept 30, 2022 19:08:46 GMT
defunked uses ellipses after a question mark
What's that about
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dfunked
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Post by dfunked on Sept 30, 2022 19:16:18 GMT
Who?...
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spooky
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Post by spooky on Sept 30, 2022 19:23:30 GMT
I hate when people text you multiple messages in succession. Just form a paragraph. I don't need my phone dinging every second, eight times in a row.
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Post by Danno on Sept 30, 2022 19:29:16 GMT
I hate when people text you multiple messages in succession. Just form a paragraph. I don't need my phone dinging every second, eight times in a row. Fuck yeah my ex used to do that, then complain that she'd sent 17 messages that I hadn't replied to.
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Post by freddiemercurystwin on Sept 30, 2022 19:48:17 GMT
So plonked the heating on for a test run in this (new to us) house, turns out we have quite the leak from the boiler.
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Post by Danno on Sept 30, 2022 20:46:33 GMT
So plonked the heating on for a test run in this (new to us) house, turns out we have quite the leak from the boiler. What kind of leak 0.o You still with us Fred?
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Post by freddiemercurystwin on Sept 30, 2022 20:50:40 GMT
Err a water leak. I'll speak with my brother, hopefully if it's not too complicated I can do a repair under his guidance (he's a gas engineer) though lives 200 miles away so it'll be via WhatsApp video link.
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Lizard
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Post by Lizard on Oct 1, 2022 0:28:55 GMT
Brass bands are a fucking menace.
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Post by Danno on Oct 1, 2022 5:10:40 GMT
Brass bands are a fucking menace. Cunts just march through the house like they own the place and don't even wipe their feet.
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Post by Blue_Mike on Oct 2, 2022 3:08:22 GMT
Thanks to the radio in the taxi I just took to get home after a night on the piss, I now have a Charli XCX song stuck in my head where she's banging on about how she looks hot in something.
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Post by Bill in the rain on Oct 2, 2022 13:24:48 GMT
I read a Charlie XCX interview on bbc recently where she was talking in depth about her struggles to keep her own unique musical identity and not conform to being a generic pop artist.
So I listened to some of her stuff and it's all generic pop stuff about looking hot or making guys jealous, while all her album covers are her in skimpy clothing.
I'm struggling to see where she differs from every other female pop artist of the last few decades.
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dfawkes
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Post by dfawkes on Oct 3, 2022 12:17:02 GMT
It depends what stuff you're listening to. Most of her stuff is a bit more hyper and heavier than standard pop. Stuff like Boom Clap (in fact probably all of the Sucker album, which I couldn't get on with as much) is more in line with normal pop, but most of her stuff is harder than that and would be a bit much for most normal pop fans. The Vroom Vroom EP is probably one of the furthest away from the usual fare. Very few of her tracks are completely generic pop stuff outside of the singles - her album tracks generally tend to be the strongest ones. Yes, I love Charli XCX. I can't imagine that's a surprise to anyone
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Post by H-alphaFox on Oct 11, 2022 9:16:56 GMT
Welp as a bit of an update this morning the Mayor is in the vacant block behind us showing developer looking types around. There goes the neighbourhood I guess. Shame it is nice and quiet where we are.
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