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Post by Jambowayoh on Sept 5, 2022 16:55:45 GMT
Nothing like missing your connecting train and having to wait an hour for another one because of cunting kids playing on the train tracks.
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Post by Bill in the rain on Sept 6, 2022 14:19:58 GMT
Why the fuck is everything ass-backwards on a mac???!!
Just got given a lovely shiny new Macbook by my new job, and had to spend a day trying to configure it so it wasn't infuriatingly awful!
Fingerprint unlock is nice though.
PS/ Bonus rant: Why do I have to enter 4 pages of personal information to be able to download a free app from the appstore?? (This may also apply to the windows store, but that account got set up a long time ago. I don't think they needed my house address and phone number though.)
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Post by Bongo Heracles on Sept 6, 2022 15:41:14 GMT
Just spent five minutes trying to work out which side (of four) to play first from 'OK Computer'.
At first glance there is no 'SIDE A' or 'SIDE 1' labels on any of the records, just a white label with a copyright notice. Then I realised they included the words 'eeny', 'meeny', 'Miney' and 'Mo' in the copyright blurb and nearly frisbee'd the disc across the room.
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Post by Nanocrystal on Sept 6, 2022 16:30:26 GMT
A bongo. In a rage. On antibiotics.
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Post by Lizard on Sept 6, 2022 19:46:19 GMT
Just spent five minutes trying to work out which side (of four) to play first from 'OK Computer'. At first glance there is no 'SIDE A' or 'SIDE 1' labels on any of the records, just a white label with a copyright notice. Then I realised they included the words 'eeny', 'meeny', 'Miney' and 'Mo' in the copyright blurb and nearly frisbee'd the disc across the room. Sometimes etched inbetween the runoff grooves too.
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Post by Deleted on Sept 8, 2022 8:37:59 GMT
Piss on my fucking chips. Just realised I've lost £20 out my pocket. That teaches me for not putting it in my wallet. Cock.
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Post by Vortex on Sept 8, 2022 9:25:32 GMT
Someone, somewhere will be bumping a 'positive things' thread about finding a £20 on the street wunty, so it's all karmic.
Hopefully, losing that £20 will be repaid at some point.
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Post by Danno on Sept 8, 2022 9:34:21 GMT
You've got a puppy, complaints are not currently in your remit unless they involve stepping in a poop
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Post by Deleted on Sept 8, 2022 10:03:48 GMT
True and true.
Still though. Bollocks!
Mind you, I don't think I've ever lost money in my life, so it's a first.
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Post by Dougs on Sept 8, 2022 10:52:05 GMT
Have you ever found any though? I've found and lost about the same amount I reckon.
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Post by dogbot on Sept 8, 2022 10:53:02 GMT
I don't think I've ever found any money.
We found some monopoly money in the park once when we were kids. It was exciting for about 3 seconds.
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Post by Dougs on Sept 8, 2022 11:14:14 GMT
Never anything much, a fiver here, tenner there. Think the most was about £23. Change wrapped in a note which must have popped out of someone's pocket.
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Post by RumMonkey on Sept 8, 2022 11:15:55 GMT
Serves you right for carrying around cash. That's so 2008.
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Post by Aunt Alison on Sept 8, 2022 11:19:19 GMT
If you don't carry around cash, you can't lose it and no one can find it. You're starving the karma economy
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Post by dogbot on Sept 8, 2022 11:19:53 GMT
Oh well.
I can't remember the last time I had any cash.
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Post by freddiemercurystwin on Sept 8, 2022 11:22:20 GMT
I love cash, carry it all the time, I've never used a parking App and won't unless I'm forced to at some point, my boy fished a fiver out of a stinking road drain the other day, he spotted it in there and I said I'd wash it and it was his if he could get his hand down in-between the grates, so found myself buying a bottle of water to wash all the gunk off it.
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Post by dmukgr on Sept 8, 2022 12:14:09 GMT
The things that annoy you Freddie.
Mind you, I'm amazed you just didn't swish it around in a puddle or wee on it or something.
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Post by Deleted on Sept 8, 2022 12:16:39 GMT
why didn't you wash it off in a restroom sink?
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Post by dogbot on Sept 8, 2022 12:16:48 GMT
Or just lick it clean.
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Post by freddiemercurystwin on Sept 8, 2022 12:41:34 GMT
The things that annoy you Freddie. Mind you, I'm amazed you just didn't swish it around in a puddle or wee on it or something. There were no puddles about unfortunately, we were in the midst of a heatwave and no handy toilets available either. TBH I really didn't think he could get his hand through the gap, damn thin wristed boy!
BTW this wasn't a rant, more in response to the losing/finding cash subject cropping up.
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Post by Sarfrin on Sept 8, 2022 19:11:21 GMT
I love cash, carry it all the time, I've never used a parking App and won't unless I'm forced to at some point, my boy fished a fiver out of a stinking road drain the other day, he spotted it in there and I said I'd wash it and it was his if he could get his hand down in-between the grates, so found myself buying a bottle of water to wash all the gunk off it. Considering you encouraged your kid to stick his hand down a street drain that looked like a really tight fit, I think you got away lightly.
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Post by dfunked on Sept 8, 2022 19:13:38 GMT
So... You would've got him to give it a quick wash in a public toilet if it was available?!...
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Post by Aunt Alison on Sept 8, 2022 19:20:05 GMT
I love cash, carry it all the time, I've never used a parking App and won't unless I'm forced to at some point, my boy fished a fiver out of a stinking road drain the other day, he spotted it in there and I said I'd wash it and it was his if he could get his hand down in-between the grates, so found myself buying a bottle of water to wash all the gunk off it. Considering you encouraged your kid to stick his hand down a street drain that looked like a really tight fit, I think you got away lightly.
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Post by freddiemercurystwin on Sept 11, 2022 20:29:43 GMT
Why the fuck do they stick cardamom pods in ready made currys? I mean they add flavour but they must purposefully stick them in, there are always precisely two in a Sainsbury's lamb curry (not even that good but it's been a long Sunday). Anyone who says it's my fault for eating a ready-made meal can fuck off.
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Post by cubby on Sept 11, 2022 20:35:58 GMT
Personally I see ready meals as progress fred.
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Post by H-alphaFox on Sept 11, 2022 20:38:32 GMT
Well you'd likely get a pod or a cinnamon stick in my homemade curries. Can't get them all and they don't blend well. Plus my rice I just leave them in.
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Post by cubby on Sept 11, 2022 20:41:28 GMT
You know what can fuck right off. Toilets in public buildings that have pull handles to get out of. Way to undo that handwashing I just did ffs.
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Post by freddiemercurystwin on Sept 11, 2022 20:42:02 GMT
Personally I see ready meals as progress fred. Please refer to the last sentence in my post.
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Post by Lizard on Sept 11, 2022 20:44:11 GMT
Those Sainsbury's curries are rank. They all taste the same.
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Post by freddiemercurystwin on Sept 11, 2022 20:44:18 GMT
You know what can fuck right off. Toilets in public buildings that have pull handles to get out of. Way to undo that handwashing I just did ffs. Surely you grab a chunk of bog roll to open the door with? Rookie error! Next you'll be telling me you don't use your foot to lift/close the bog seat/flush the lever handle.
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