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Post by cubby on Oct 13, 2021 7:40:00 GMT
Hang on
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Post by Deleted on Oct 13, 2021 7:43:36 GMT
Whoa whoa, don't rush it. I usually time a dehairing for when the wife has a night out. Light some candles, put on some Lionel Richie and make a night of it.
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Post by cubby on Oct 13, 2021 8:38:59 GMT
Hang on
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Post by Vortex on Oct 13, 2021 8:50:23 GMT
Don't you mean 'hold on'? Cue Sam & Dave: Just hold on, I'm comin' Hold on, I'm comin' Hold on, I'm comin' Hold on, I'm comin' /spurt |
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Post by Deleted on Oct 13, 2021 8:53:35 GMT
It'd recommend Endless Love or All Night Long.
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Post by mothercruncher on Oct 13, 2021 9:03:47 GMT
I feel the virility and general “thicketness” is a factor here, I mean, some people probably haven’t seen their actual balls since puberty. Have to confess, mine are on the whispy end.
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Post by freddiemercurystwin on Apr 15, 2022 20:10:17 GMT
So did the nose waxing tonight, it did not go as planned, I think perhaps I didn't leave it up my nose long enough as when I pulled it out of the first nostril the stick thing came out but left all the wax behind so had to pull it out soggy bit by bit, a bit painful but I was brave, thankfully the second nostril was fine.
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Post by Zomoniac on Apr 15, 2022 20:26:20 GMT
I had the opposite. Whole thing including stick got completely stuck. Required a lot of painful sticking a hairdryer up my nose to remove. Never again.
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Post by Deleted on Apr 15, 2022 20:28:00 GMT
Just get a nose trimmer you fucking maniacs.
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Post by Danno on Apr 15, 2022 21:20:20 GMT
Just get a nose trimmer you fucking maniacs. I've got one of those conical attachments for my trimmer but it's crap. Still wouldn't go anywhere near a nosewax though |
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Post by Frog on Apr 15, 2022 21:23:03 GMT
Aren't you supposed to have at least some hair in your nose?
Plucking them out can leave you with those red lumps in your nose as well which isn't very pleasant.
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Post by dfunked on Apr 15, 2022 21:26:42 GMT
Yeah, clipper attachments are never going to work well when shoved up your nose. Just get a proper standalone nose hair trimmer.
I noticed a dangling nose hair that somehow escaped on my last office visit. Had to try to grab the fucker and yank it out with my fingernails.
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Post by Danno on Apr 15, 2022 21:27:33 GMT
Yeah, clipper attachments are never going to work well when shoved up your nose. Just get a proper standalone nose hair trimmer. I noticed a dangling nose hair that somehow escaped on my last office visit. Had to try to grab the fucker and yank it out with my fingernails. You have a nose trimming office? |
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Post by Aunt Alison on Apr 15, 2022 21:35:00 GMT
Yeah, clipper attachments are never going to work well when shoved up your nose. Just get a proper standalone nose hair trimmer. I noticed a dangling nose hair that somehow escaped on my last office visit. Had to try to grab the fucker and yank it out with my fingernails. Love doing that |
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Post by Deleted on Apr 15, 2022 21:35:44 GMT
Gives you that burning/eye watery sensation you get from a hot mustard.
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Post by freddiemercurystwin on Apr 15, 2022 21:43:22 GMT
Nose trimmers are rubbish, despite some of drawbacks, for me there's no going back.
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Post by Sarfrin on Apr 15, 2022 21:55:39 GMT
I know your nose carries on growing for your whole life but not fast enough that trimming it seems necessary, or advisable.
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Post by Dougs on Apr 15, 2022 21:57:42 GMT
My sadistic wife likes to hunt down stray nose hairs, especially the coarse grey ones. Fuck that, I'll use the nose trimmer thanks.
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Post by Danno on Apr 15, 2022 23:02:26 GMT
My sadistic wife likes to hunt down stray nose hairs, especially the coarse grey ones. Fuck that, I'll use the nose trimmer thanks. My ex used to pluck my eyebrows. Made my whole face weep, sneeze, convulse and scream after about 6 hairs |
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Post by LegendaryApe on Apr 16, 2022 6:02:39 GMT
I have a few long/thicker hairs that grow from my eyebrows occasionally and the wife goes straight for them.
It is....not pleasant.
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Post by mothercruncher on Apr 16, 2022 6:16:35 GMT
I have one triple length eyebrow hair on each side. I can’t spot it with my contacts in, but if I look close without them , somehow, there’s this improbably long thing halfway up my forehead that I’ve been walking around like a knobhead with.
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Post by cubby on Apr 16, 2022 6:20:11 GMT
Distinct lack of photos in this thread.
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Post by EMarkM on Apr 16, 2022 6:26:17 GMT
Distinct lack of photos in this thread. Thank goodness. |
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Post by Dougs on Apr 16, 2022 6:27:23 GMT
My sadistic wife likes to hunt down stray nose hairs, especially the coarse grey ones. Fuck that, I'll use the nose trimmer thanks. My ex used to pluck my eyebrows. Made my whole face weep, sneeze, convulse and scream after about 6 hairs Ear hairs are also a favourite of hers. I get random ones on the lobes that bug me, so I don't mind her getting those. |
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Post by dfunked on Apr 16, 2022 8:15:33 GMT
My gf is obsessed with that sort of thing... Hearing "Hold on, let me get my tweezers" sparks instant panic in me.
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Post by Aunt Alison on Apr 16, 2022 9:21:03 GMT
My gf is obsessed with that sort of thing... Hearing "Hold on, let me get my tweezers" sparks instant panic in me. Went out with someone who did this with ingrowing hairs on my face. Pulling them out hurts, a lot, especially on the neck
"Ingrowing", I think they were just random hairs she decided to pull out. She'd lie bed looking it over
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Post by freddiemercurystwin on Apr 16, 2022 11:36:34 GMT
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Post by freddiemercurystwin on Apr 16, 2022 11:37:54 GMT
Just back from the Algerian Barber, I look like a new born baby, no hair's left on my head except where they should be! I'd take waxing over plucking any day. My manhood is pretty bald too atm but I don't inflict that on the barbers.
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Post by Deleted on Apr 16, 2022 11:39:48 GMT
Get the papers, get the papers.
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Post by mrpon on May 9, 2022 11:55:52 GMT
Thinking about getting my barnet professionally cut for the first time in about two decades. What's the crack nowadays?
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