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Post by Aunt Alison on Oct 1, 2021 13:41:22 GMT
My eyes are watering reading this thread. Surely it would be better to get your genitals lasered and never shave again than put a razor blade anywhere near the fucking things. James Bond didn't think so
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Post by cubby on Oct 1, 2021 14:47:08 GMT
@ decksy beast
What brand cream you get? They all look like they'll flambé your nethers
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Post by Deleted on Oct 1, 2021 15:07:02 GMT
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Post by freddiemercurystwin on Oct 1, 2021 15:26:14 GMT
How long does it take for the hair to regrow? Asking for a friend.
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Post by Deleted on Oct 1, 2021 15:27:37 GMT
The same length of time as any other hair I assume.
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Post by freddiemercurystwin on Oct 6, 2021 19:50:54 GMT
Well I gotta say that's a bit of a revelation, thanks to Decks recommendation, not sure if he was being serious or not tbh, nevertheless being typical of my generation I left it on for longer than recommended but by enlarge it's done the job and left me looking like a 7 year old. I was quite wary of some of the reviews that spoke of rashes and whatever for days on end and whilst certainly a bit sore when I started rinsing it off (and shower gel most definitely does not help in that department) it's settled down after about 15mins or so, the old nut sack was a bit red looking but that's gone away too, pretty happy with the results. I think as this was my first time the results aren't perfection so I might apply it again in a day or so. Christ my eldest boy is a member on here, hopefully he won't read this.
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Post by cubby on Oct 6, 2021 19:54:07 GMT
This is the day he becomes a man.
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Post by Deleted on Oct 6, 2021 19:54:39 GMT
Who is he so we can tag him in the thread?
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Post by Deleted on Oct 6, 2021 19:57:51 GMT
Yeah don't put it on again for a while. You've got to let your balls rest and recuperate. They've been through a lot.
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Post by Vortex on Oct 6, 2021 19:59:27 GMT
@rummonkey Just change the 'He' of the title to freddymercurystwin and jobs a good'un.
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Post by Deleted on Oct 6, 2021 20:05:27 GMT
IMHO, definitely linked to the rise, literally and metaphorically, of 'clinical porn' wherein hair must not be allowed to obscure any of the favoured orifices. Companies then cottoned on to a new revenue stream. Only time I ever shaved my plums was pre-vasectomy. Fortunately in a marriage that needs no hair-related butchery to remain active. What if they watch Japanese porn? Do they pixelate their genitals?
I've only shaved my balls one or twice when I was about 17. It itched growing back, so never again. I just trim with a pair of scissors when it seems too unruly.
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Post by barchetta on Oct 6, 2021 20:41:47 GMT
......I left it on for longer than recommended but by ENLARGE it's done the job...... Heh, that made me chuckle. It wasn't for the depilatory effects then?
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Post by Immaterial on Oct 6, 2021 20:43:53 GMT
It's just the influence of porn innit Got to feel sorry for the kids growing up with access to online pornography. The expectations are unreal Hedge porn crew REPRESENT.
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Post by mrpon on Oct 6, 2021 22:37:30 GMT
Who is he so we can tag him in the thread? Tour Lord.
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Post by Zomoniac on Oct 12, 2021 16:12:34 GMT
I just tried this based on this post. I did one nostril. It wouldn't budge, no matter how hard I pulled. Had to spend half an hour with the wife's hair drier up my nose to dislodge and clean up. Ordered some new nose hair trimmers for my own safety.
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Post by freddiemercurystwin on Oct 12, 2021 18:19:18 GMT
Pfft, are you actually Superman and your nose hairs are made of steel?
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Post by mothercruncher on Oct 12, 2021 21:18:07 GMT
I like a shaved ball or two, but the one drawback is they stick to your thighs more in the (6 day) summer.
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Post by richardiox on Oct 12, 2021 21:35:51 GMT
I like a shaved ball or two, but the one drawback is they stick to your thighs more in the (6 day) summer. Just apply a small amount of WD40 to your inner thighs adjacent to your balls. Good for winter, great for summer.
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Post by Danno on Oct 12, 2021 21:43:03 GMT
Save me reading this damned thread, any recommendations for a general hair trimmer around the fifty quid mark?
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Post by Danno on Oct 12, 2021 21:44:03 GMT
Fuck me I scrolled up four posts and wish I hadn't. CARRY ON
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Post by freddiemercurystwin on Oct 12, 2021 22:08:21 GMT
Ignore him, his nasal hair is steel. Either that or he's very definitely not a brave little soldier.
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Post by cubby on Oct 12, 2021 22:25:17 GMT
So I got that cream that deckster jettster linked to and slathered it all over my hairy balls. Waited about 5 minutes and then started scraping away with the spatula that comes with it, some of it comes away, some remains stubborn.
My whole me time area is a bit blotchy now, with red sore bits. It's all now a bit stubbly and smells chemically, even after showering. After a day to calm down I can finally see my ballsack for what it is, a mess of fleshy flaps draped over an undulating pair of sentient beings. Seeing them move of their own volition is hypnotic, I've lost hours staring at them.
My new favourite thing is grabbing a bit of the loose skin and giving it a little twist to see how pliable it is.
I showed my work to the other half and she's now confused as to why I've suddenly gone bald. She asked why I did it and I couldn't really think of a good answer. I didn't want to say because decks said it would make it look massive.
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Post by Danno on Oct 12, 2021 22:33:45 GMT
Cubby, you are a martyr to us all. I thank you. I hope your scrote recovers quickly
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Post by Danno on Oct 12, 2021 22:36:41 GMT
Holy shit I've only just manifested "Decks said so" and what the FUCK were you thinking
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Post by Aunt Alison on Oct 12, 2021 22:38:09 GMT
So I got that cream that deckster jettster linked to and slathered it all over my hairy balls. Waited about 5 minutes and then started scraping away with the spatula that comes with it, some of it comes away, some remains stubborn. My whole me time area is a bit blotchy now, with red sore bits. It's all now a bit stubbly and smells chemically, even after showering. After a day to calm down I can finally see my ballsack for what it is, a mess of fleshy flaps draped over an undulating pair of sentient beings. Seeing them move of their own volition is hypnotic, I've lost hours staring at them. My new favourite thing is grabbing a bit of the loose skin and giving it a little twist to see how pliable it is. I showed my work to the other half and she's now confused as to why I've suddenly gone bald. She asked why I did it and I couldn't really think of a good answer. I didn't want to say because decks said it would make it look massive. Have you tried testing their limits by giving them a good twist?
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Post by Danno on Oct 12, 2021 22:40:09 GMT
Noooo they might go up inside and then who knows what
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Post by Deleted on Oct 13, 2021 5:24:41 GMT
Have you made love to yourself yet Cubby? That's when it really starts paying dividends. And the scraper thing isn't needed, that will only anger them.
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Post by cubby on Oct 13, 2021 6:53:25 GMT
That's a very personal question.
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Post by cubby on Oct 13, 2021 7:28:49 GMT
Now that it's bigger I'm having to use both hands so I won't be able to write on here at the same time, give me a sec
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Post by Deleted on Oct 13, 2021 7:31:04 GMT
That's a yes then.
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