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Post by Deleted on Oct 1, 2021 6:24:51 GMT
I'm 40 and use ball hair removal cream for that pornstar finish. No way I could back to having a big scruffy birds nest in my knickers now.
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Post by Dougs on Oct 1, 2021 6:40:23 GMT
I'd sort it if requested but apparently that's too vain. Or something. Suits me, being a lazy fucker.
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Post by Deleted on Oct 1, 2021 6:57:17 GMT
Just surprise her one day. Once she gets her hands on your smooth and oiled shaft she'll realise what she's been missing. Or she'll hate it but at least you'll get to look at your new giant penis in the mirror.
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Post by Lukus on Oct 1, 2021 7:12:12 GMT
You hairy old fucks would be the first to complain if your significant others stopped shaving their gigantic bushes.
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Post by Lizard on Oct 1, 2021 7:16:59 GMT
I'm 40 and use ball hair removal cream for that pornstar finish. No way I could back to having a big scruffy birds nest in my knickers now. How the fuck does this work? Do you just lather it on and it just melts the hair off? No stubble? |
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Post by Deleted on Oct 1, 2021 7:20:50 GMT
You've never heard of hair removal cream?
Yeah basically smother it on, leave for 5 minutes badda bing badda boom a smooth and shiny ballbag.
It does something to the protein in the hair and makes it in fall out or something.
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Post by Lizard on Oct 1, 2021 7:24:55 GMT
You've never heard of hair removal cream? Yeah basically smother it on, leave for 5 minutes badda bing badda boom a smooth and shiny ballbag. It does something to the protein in the hair and makes it in fall out or something. Oh yeah, like Veet. Does it dry out burn your skin or anything? Might have to try it, seems easier than shaving. |
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Post by Deleted on Oct 1, 2021 7:26:16 GMT
WARNING
If you're thinking of doing it make sure to get stuff specifically for your balls. If you use the stronger stuff for chest hair it will literally set your balls on fire.
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Post by Dougs on Oct 1, 2021 7:26:30 GMT
You hairy old fucks would be the first to complain if your significant others stopped shaving their gigantic bushes. I have made the same point but to no avail. |
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Post by puddleduck on Oct 1, 2021 7:30:41 GMT
WARNING If you're thinking of doing it make sure to get stuff specifically for your balls. If you use the stronger stuff for chest hair it will literally set your balls on fire. So you mean get the chest hair one then? I'm confused. |
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Post by Deleted on Oct 1, 2021 7:32:34 GMT
Yes. Get the extra strength one if possible. You'll then have the extra advantage of being able to use your scrotum as a torch.
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Post by Lukus on Oct 1, 2021 7:35:50 GMT
Leave it on for ten minutes just to be sure.
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Post by Deleted on Oct 1, 2021 7:36:52 GMT
I find it best to put it on just before bed then just shower it off in the morning.
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Post by acegrace on Oct 1, 2021 7:36:58 GMT
I don't bother. My wife hasn't been near that area for a long long time.
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Post by mrpon on Oct 1, 2021 7:41:24 GMT
Maybe that's why.
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Post by drhickman1983 on Oct 1, 2021 9:07:58 GMT
I rarely trim but then nobody fucking sees that area anyway so it doesn't make much difference.
I do shave the hair gain the centre of my chest occasionally as I have persistent eczema there and it's easier to apply e45 without hairs being there, and I've shaved my pits a few times in summer as I can't be doing with the sweaty thatch.
Tbh I'd be up for getting rid of all my body hair, it's kinda icky but I'm too lazy to keep up that maintenance and would fear being judged.
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Post by puddleduck on Oct 1, 2021 9:14:50 GMT
I find it best to put it on just before bed then just shower it off in the morning. How does it fit with other bed time habits like wanking, crying and cry-wanking? |
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Post by Deleted on Oct 1, 2021 9:17:39 GMT
You can still do all that stuff. It's just you have a fusion reactor in your crotch while you do it.
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Post by godwhacker on Oct 1, 2021 9:26:40 GMT
Nope. And I don't expect the missus to do hers either. Nothing wrong with hairy privates.
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Post by Deleted on Oct 1, 2021 9:45:29 GMT
I use scissors as I'm not a fan of the bald look. I always ended up with irritation on the thigh/groin area if I shave too.
As for the nose - I just pluck them out. I find it...pleasurable.
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Post by cubby on Oct 1, 2021 9:50:49 GMT
As for the nose - I just pluck them out. I find it...pleasurable. Surprisingly the kinkiest sentence in this thread so far. |
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Post by cubby on Oct 1, 2021 9:53:59 GMT
This thread will do. What nose trimmers do you guys use? I'm starting to get some tufty tendrils and in the market for one. I've been using this for years, has a decent nose hair trimmer: Phillips
Great all in one solution for every part of your body, basically. I have that, actually. Maybe the model down. Forgot it came with a nose trimmer attachment. I've found the trimmer a bit lacking, to be honest. I'm now thinking about waxes and creams... |
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Post by freddiemercurystwin on Oct 1, 2021 10:16:52 GMT
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Post by Deleted on Oct 1, 2021 11:23:24 GMT
+1 for the ball shaving crew.
I figure it can't be much fun for the ladies having to deal with a bush down there and, let's be honest, stopping to pick hair out of her teeth is a big turn-off for everyone.
Shave your balls, quite literally for fuck's sake.
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Post by Sarfrin on Oct 1, 2021 11:54:27 GMT
You hairy old fucks would be the first to complain if your significant others stopped shaving their gigantic bushes. Generational divide again. Us old fucks aren't afraid to go into the bushes. |
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Post by oldskooldeano on Oct 1, 2021 12:10:06 GMT
This is the generational divide right here. No fucker my age is shaving their goddam ballbag. QFT. The obsession with the removal of body hair is weird. Girls going full commando and men trimming their balls? Where do we think the generational divide starts? About 1985? |
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Post by Dougs on Oct 1, 2021 13:16:29 GMT
It's just the influence of porn innit
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Post by Aunt Alison on Oct 1, 2021 13:18:12 GMT
It's just the influence of porn innit Got to feel sorry for the kids growing up with access to online pornography. The expectations are unreal |
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Post by barchetta on Oct 1, 2021 13:31:05 GMT
IMHO, definitely linked to the rise, literally and metaphorically, of 'clinical porn' wherein hair must not be allowed to obscure any of the favoured orifices. Companies then cottoned on to a new revenue stream.
Only time I ever shaved my plums was pre-vasectomy.
Fortunately in a marriage that needs no hair-related butchery to remain active.
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Post by aubergine on Oct 1, 2021 13:37:40 GMT
My eyes are watering reading this thread. Surely it would be better to get your genitals lasered and never shave again than put a razor blade anywhere near the fucking things.
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