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Post by jono62 on Sept 19, 2021 8:04:03 GMT
Same thing when people cough into their hand and then try to give you something. Thanks for your germs cunt.
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Post by Deleted on Sept 21, 2021 17:12:55 GMT
People that have their jumper draped over their shoulders.
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Post by Aunt Alison on Sept 21, 2021 17:16:27 GMT
What about having their coat slung over their shoulder with one finger holding it?
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Post by Deleted on Sept 21, 2021 17:18:36 GMT
Not as bad but still on the cunty scale.
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Post by Dougs on Sept 21, 2021 17:33:01 GMT
With you on both. Especially the jumper.
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Post by 😎 on Sept 21, 2021 17:46:17 GMT
What if they have the arms jauntily tied in a knot across their chest?
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Post by Vortex on Sept 21, 2021 17:47:49 GMT
What if they have the arms jauntily tied in a knot across their chest? Punch them quickly. |
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Post by Deleted on Sept 21, 2021 17:49:42 GMT
They're the upper tier of shoulder jumper cunts. If you kill them it's like killing the head vampire.
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Post by 😎 on Sept 21, 2021 17:51:30 GMT
What about this:
Jumper tied jauntily
Hands on hips when they stand
And lenseless glasses
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Post by Vortex on Sept 21, 2021 17:53:03 GMT
What about this: Jumper tied jauntily Hands on hips when they stand And lenseless glasses Surely vicky v fingers through the open glasses. And a knee to the nuts. |
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Post by Vortex on Sept 21, 2021 17:53:25 GMT
For good measure.
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Post by Deleted on Sept 21, 2021 18:00:44 GMT
Leviathan class. If you see one you might as well kill yourself because the world is coming to an end.
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Post by tonyferrino on Sept 21, 2021 18:03:25 GMT
Sorry to take this thread back a few pages again, but on the ketchup condiment convo - 2 parts ketchup, 2 parts mayo, 1 part sriracha all mixed up, then spread on your burger bun. Not too spicy, not too tomatoey, just right.
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Post by 😎 on Sept 21, 2021 18:04:04 GMT
All the above but also wearing white slacks, white socks, and sandals.
Also is called Clive or Derek or something
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Post by Deleted on Sept 21, 2021 18:06:19 GMT
I wonder what Charlie St Cloud is up to these days. Still up to his nuts in lily pad no doubt.
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Post by Deleted on Sept 21, 2021 18:06:47 GMT
I had to Google what slacks were, but you just know he's wearing a jumper around his neck  |
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Post by Danno on Sept 21, 2021 18:21:49 GMT
What about this: Jumper tied jauntily Hands on hips when they stand And lenseless glasses Requires deck shoes with no socks and above ankle chinos for full effect |
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Post by Dougs on Sept 21, 2021 18:28:08 GMT
But those chinos have to be red. Yachties love some pantaloon rouge.
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Post by Deleted on Sept 21, 2021 18:28:47 GMT
With a mustard yellow shoulder jumper.
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Post by quadfather on Sept 21, 2021 18:29:10 GMT
Mixing brown sauce and ketchup is so very very wrong. That's effectively bbq sauce though isn't it? |
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Post by Danno on Sept 21, 2021 18:32:13 GMT
 We'll all be wearing this next summer or, because of the handy combat pockets to distract from our monumental bulges, during the climate wars |
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Post by Danno on Sept 21, 2021 18:32:38 GMT
Mixing brown sauce and ketchup is so very very wrong. That's effectively bbq sauce though isn't it? NO. |
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Post by quadfather on Sept 21, 2021 18:32:53 GMT
While I'm at it, the sound of other people eating. I have to leave the room or things will go wrong.
I think that's misophonia though which is a diagnosed thing, so not sure if it counts.
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Post by quadfather on Sept 21, 2021 18:34:10 GMT
That's effectively bbq sauce though isn't it? NO. Wow, look at him go! |
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Post by Danno on Sept 21, 2021 18:35:10 GMT
While I'm at it, the sound of other people eating. I have to leave the room or things will go wrong. I think that's misophonia though which is a diagnosed thing, so not sure if it counts. How pronounced is that. If someone is audibly slurping or chewing like a dog I'm grossed out as well, but I'm fine with e.g. crisps crunching and such, within reason |
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Post by Danno on Sept 21, 2021 18:35:52 GMT
My BBQ sauce almost got me a marriage proposal |
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Post by Deleted on Sept 21, 2021 18:37:21 GMT
I suffer with Misophonia quite badly, tried hypnotherapy and a few others with no luck.
Trick is making sure you have headphones with you at all times.
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Post by 😎 on Sept 21, 2021 18:37:54 GMT
Mixing brown sauce and ketchup is so very very wrong. That's effectively bbq sauce though isn't it? I think this is as close to the 1980s as this young forum needs to go. |
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Post by quadfather on Sept 21, 2021 18:38:01 GMT
While I'm at it, the sound of other people eating. I have to leave the room or things will go wrong. I think that's misophonia though which is a diagnosed thing, so not sure if it counts. How pronounced is that. If someone is audibly slurping or chewing like a dog I'm grossed out as well, but I'm fine with e.g. crisps crunching and such, within reason It depends on the situation. But you never know when it's going to happen. Generally, Mates pissed up having a curry = no problem Being at work and listening to someone near you eating = 80% chance I'll have to move away put of earshot If I stay in earshot, I completely tense up and if anyone talks to me I then have to get out of earshot or I'll just John cleese the whole thing |
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Post by Danno on Sept 21, 2021 18:40:17 GMT
I like that it's named after an actual food
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