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Post by Deleted on Sept 17, 2021 8:33:07 GMT
It's not actually being changed because anyone is offended by the word c u n t. It's just a little ongoing joke innit.
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Post by Zomoniac on Sept 17, 2021 8:41:11 GMT
How else are you going to know which cars to smash into? Fixed. |
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Post by dogbot on Sept 17, 2021 8:44:56 GMT
It's not actually being changed because anyone is offended by the word c u n t. It's just a little ongoing joke innit. But... Muh feelings!  (honestly, if I was genuinely bothered, I wouldn't have put it on the foibles thread) |
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Post by Cosmopolitan on Sept 17, 2021 8:53:53 GMT
People who put a "license plate" (not really) displaying their first name behind the windshield of their car.
I dunno if it's common in the UK, but here it has spread like the plague in recent 20 or so years.
I don't need to know that you are "Mirko" you c**t!
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Post by dogbot on Sept 17, 2021 8:56:49 GMT
People who put a "license plate" (not really) displaying their first name behind the windshield of their car. I dunno if it's common in the UK, but here it has spread like the plague in recent 20 or so years. I don't need to know that you are "Mirko" you c**t! My former neighbour had a private plate which roughly read "First Intial. Surname" with his full name printed in little letters underneath. Meathole, etc. |
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Post by robthehermit on Sept 17, 2021 9:01:35 GMT
Foibles. And substitutions. If people are genuinely offended by the c-word, how is "moist meatholes" any better. If it's the word itself that so absolutely tewwible, then I guess that the substitution is marginally better even if it's just a different label... but if it's the reference to the parts themselves and the inherent sexism therein, then surely the substitution is just as bad, only with an added veneer of hurr hurr? I predict this will be popular. Maybe it's just a foible of mine. I'm a moist meathole anyway, so who knows. Mrs Hermit said pretty much exactly the same thing a few days back but with added offence but I couldn't be bothered to paraphrase it on here. Her opinion is if you want to call someone a c**t, that's fine and the word is accepted to mean an objectionable person but when the substitution very much references lady parts then it becomes offensive. She doesn't read the forum though, so doesn't much care one way or the other. |
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Post by Deleted on Sept 17, 2021 9:05:34 GMT
You don't know how close I was to just changing it to "rob's wife's vagina" just there. But I didn't, because I've grown as a person. And I think that deserves some praise from you all.
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Post by Zomoniac on Sept 17, 2021 9:07:36 GMT
People who put a "license plate" (not really) displaying their first name behind the windshield of their car. I dunno if it's common in the UK, but here it has spread like the plague in recent 20 or so years. I don't need to know that you are "Mirko" you c**t! Not seen that round here. One of my hated foibles is people who get a plate that says what the car is. GU21 JAG. Yes, you have a Jag. Well done. Or X5 TKR. I can see you have an X5. Because it looks like an X5 and says X5 on the badge on the back. My particular favourite is seeing X5 plates on X1s, just getting in early with the plate for when they can afford the car to go with it. Got to admire the optimism. |
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Post by dogbot on Sept 17, 2021 9:27:42 GMT
You don't know how close I was to just changing it to "rob's wife's vagina" just there. But I didn't, because I've grown as a person. And I think that deserves some praise from you all. Bask in my admiration of how you have grown as a person of great humanity.  |
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Post by dogbot on Sept 17, 2021 9:28:03 GMT
That really sounds like I'm taking the piss, but I'm not.  |
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Post by Cosmopolitan on Sept 17, 2021 9:34:38 GMT
People that lick their finger to turn a page. I sometimes have to lick my finger to be able to open those bloody plastic bags they have for bakery products in our shops. Pandemic or not. |
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Post by robthehermit on Sept 17, 2021 9:45:28 GMT
You don't know how close I was to just changing it to "rob's wife's vagina" just there. But I didn't, because I've grown as a person. And I think that deserves some praise from you all. Bask in my admiration of how you have grown as a person of great humanity. I almost spat coffee all over my keyboard. We're both very impressed with your maturity and Mrs Hermit says she's learnt a valuable lesson. She's not sure what that lesson is or how it will be useful, but she's sure she's learnt something. |
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Post by dogbot on Sept 17, 2021 9:49:16 GMT
My Mrs wandered in earlier, cocked an eyebrow, said "Fontgeek, is it?" in a withering voice, then "I'll leave you to your nerd stuff".
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Post by Danno on Sept 17, 2021 10:38:09 GMT
My Mrs wandered in earlier, cocked an eyebrow, said "Fontgeek, is it?" in a withering voice, then "I'll leave you to your nerd stuff". Well at least we have tetas |
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Post by LegendaryApe on Sept 17, 2021 10:42:55 GMT
Gusset would be a better replacement. For foibles, and for the fish pond
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Post by LegendaryApe on Sept 17, 2021 13:48:00 GMT
Wait did someone add a bookmark for this topic to my profile?
You scamps
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Post by Zomoniac on Sept 17, 2021 16:55:59 GMT
I said it years ago on the “other” place, but it needs reiterating. If you use the word “chill” as an adjective you need to be set on fire. Ditto for “hype”.
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Post by Danno on Sept 17, 2021 16:58:01 GMT
I said it years ago on the “other” place, but it needs reiterating. If you use the word “chill” as an adjective you need to be set on fire. Ditto for “hype”. That's not very cash money of you |
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Post by Deleted on Sept 17, 2021 17:10:38 GMT
I said it years ago on the “other” place, but it needs reiterating. If you use the word “chill” as an adjective you need to be set on fire. Ditto for “hype”. Bonus stabbings if they use "bro" with them. |
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Post by ozthegweat on Sept 17, 2021 18:30:51 GMT
People that lick their finger to turn a page. I sometimes have to lick my finger to be able to open those bloody plastic bags they have for bakery products in our shops. Pandemic or not. You could moisten your finger by sliding it up and down your arse crack, no need to remove your mask. |
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Post by Deleted on Sept 18, 2021 14:12:31 GMT
People biting their nails.
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Post by Aunt Alison on Sept 18, 2021 14:14:08 GMT
People biting their nails. That should annoy you, it's gross. Especially when they've bitten (or cut) them so much there's skin above the nail. Makes me cringe |
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Post by Deleted on Sept 18, 2021 14:17:23 GMT
It's the sound they make doing it too. Gets me real stabby.
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Post by Sarfrin on Sept 19, 2021 0:17:19 GMT
It's not actually being changed because anyone is offended by the word c u n t. It's just a little ongoing joke innit. I was delighted when I realised why there were so many references to PM in this forum. |
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Post by Sarfrin on Sept 19, 2021 0:19:50 GMT
People that lick their finger to turn a page. Resurrecting this first post to say people that lick their finger in the middle of a pandemic to count out pages that they then hand to you expecting you to merrily take hold of them. |
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Post by LegendaryApe on Sept 19, 2021 5:50:51 GMT
People that lick their finger to turn a page. Resurrecting this first post to say people that lick their finger in the middle of a pandemic to count out pages that they then hand to you expecting you to merrily take hold of them. I work in a library. An older gentleman came in and was browsing the shelves. He then lowered his mask and licked his finger so he could flick through a book. I wanted to throw warm piss in his face |
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Post by convercide on Sept 19, 2021 7:35:01 GMT
I like mustard but only with ham and round my ass. *anus Although I suppose you can slather it over the entire buttocks area if you like. Would that make the area a tad warmer than normal? CRANCK UP THOSE ASS TEMPS. |
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Post by Danno on Sept 19, 2021 7:38:46 GMT
Resurrecting this first post to say people that lick their finger in the middle of a pandemic to count out pages that they then hand to you expecting you to merrily take hold of them. I work in a library. An older gentleman came in and was browsing the shelves. He then lowered his mask and licked his finger so he could flick through a book. I wanted to throw warm piss in his face Have you ever tried chilled? The initial shock of something cold hitting them, followed by the dawning realisation of what the substance is, as they begin to smell and taste it, is much more drawn out. Warm wee gives the game away much more quickly in my experience. |
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Post by LegendaryApe on Sept 19, 2021 7:46:53 GMT
I work in a library. An older gentleman came in and was browsing the shelves. He then lowered his mask and licked his finger so he could flick through a book. I wanted to throw warm piss in his face Have you ever tried chilled? The initial shock of something cold hitting them, followed by the dawning realisation of what the substance is, as they begin to smell and taste it, is much more drawn out. Warm wee gives the game away much more quickly in my experience. Thanks for the piss-tip my friend. I'm somewhat of a novice in this area |
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Post by Lizard on Sept 19, 2021 7:47:18 GMT
Resurrecting this first post to say people that lick their finger in the middle of a pandemic to count out pages that they then hand to you expecting you to merrily take hold of them. I work in a library. An older gentleman came in and was browsing the shelves. He then lowered his mask and licked his finger so he could flick through a book. I wanted to throw warm piss in his face An analogy for the state of the human race. |
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