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Post by Aunt Alison on Aug 26, 2023 17:25:22 GMT
By being shit at socks
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Vortex
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Post by Vortex on Aug 26, 2023 19:20:01 GMT
I have just counted that I have 17 socks that are missing their other half. How have I managed that?? Has dudley got a noticably comfier bed? |
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cubby
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Post by cubby on Aug 26, 2023 20:31:10 GMT
I have just counted that I have 17 socks that are missing their other half. How have I managed that?? That sounds justifiably infuriating, wrong thread cubbster. Okay, here's a more low level foible then. I have repeatedly bought the same packs of socks from sainsbury's that are all a very slight shade different, and the shades have slightly changed at the different times I've bought them so I have to match them up in an extremely well lit room to get them paired up right. I think AA is right, I'm shit at socks. |
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Post by Danno on Aug 26, 2023 20:35:15 GMT
That sounds justifiably infuriating, wrong thread cubbster. Okay, here's a more low level foible then. I have repeatedly bought the same packs of socks from sainsbury's that are all a very slight shade different, and the shades have slightly changed at the different times I've bought them so I have to match them up in an extremely well lit room to get them paired up right. I think AA is right, I'm shit at socks. I try to keep all of mine the same, buy 10 pairs every couple of years and dispose of their predecessors. Unfortunately, people think socks make a nice gift so I end up with extras each Christmas, that live in the laundry basket after the first outing. |
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Post by ignatiusjreilly on Aug 26, 2023 22:31:28 GMT
I only own about 5 pairs of socks, since working from home I can go months without wearing any.
Though I'd always thought that embracing bare foot lifestyle would make my feet invincible, yet it's the opposite, they are going crusty as fuck.
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Post by Danno on Aug 26, 2023 22:33:37 GMT
Well yes, that's how they become invincible, you smelly hippy
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Post by ignatiusjreilly on Aug 26, 2023 22:43:54 GMT
I still shower, was expecting hard solid soles rather than this flaky mess
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Post by Danno on Aug 26, 2023 22:49:34 GMT
Ewww
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Post by Aunt Alison on Aug 26, 2023 22:50:05 GMT
That doesn't sound normal
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Post by Danno on Aug 26, 2023 22:50:07 GMT
You smelly hippy
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Post by Danno on Aug 26, 2023 22:50:45 GMT
Not you AA
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Post by Aunt Alison on Aug 26, 2023 22:50:52 GMT
What have I done
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Post by Aunt Alison on Aug 26, 2023 22:51:05 GMT
Oh. We're on a delay. Something wrong with the line. Call back later
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Post by Danno on Aug 26, 2023 23:13:30 GMT
Hello? HELLO??!
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Post by ignatiusjreilly on Aug 26, 2023 23:18:35 GMT
Screw you, I'm enjoying the sock free life  |
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Post by ignatiusjreilly on Aug 26, 2023 23:21:05 GMT
Interesting that we had someone flogging boxers the other day and now the sock brigade are pushing their agenda???
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KD
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Post by KD on Aug 26, 2023 23:23:38 GMT
Big socks and big pants pushing agendas.
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Post by Danno on Aug 26, 2023 23:28:29 GMT
Interesting that we had someone flogging boxers the other day and now the sock brigade are pushing their agenda??? You smelly hippy |
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cubby
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Post by cubby on Aug 27, 2023 9:56:58 GMT
If you use code ONESOCK at cubbysocks.com you'll get half off your next order.
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Post by Aunt Alison on Aug 27, 2023 11:11:54 GMT
Comfortable cardigans next
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Blue_Mike
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Post by Blue_Mike on Aug 27, 2023 11:50:07 GMT
Someone on this forum is definitely an algorithm.
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Post by Saul1138 on Aug 29, 2023 1:32:56 GMT
How can some of you get by on so few socks? Like underoos, I always have a back up supply of eight pairs, let alone the ones that I will be currently using. And they are separated into work and weekend socks. Five pairs for weekends, ten for work. Got to be prepared for a washing machine breakdown. They are all various Star Wars designs. |
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Post by LegendaryApe on Aug 29, 2023 5:44:30 GMT
How many feet do you have
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Post by Danno on Aug 29, 2023 8:36:52 GMT
How many feet do you have5 for each day of the weekend and 8 for the weekdays. (Still got four socks left as backup 🤘). They just roam around the place on their own and are largely peaceful, but create all sorts of hell if unsocked. |
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Post by LegendaryApe on Aug 29, 2023 8:46:41 GMT
Danno, living his best sock life: 
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Post by Bill in the rain on Aug 29, 2023 8:50:21 GMT
The Red Hot Chili Peppers knew how to deal with socks.
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Post by LegendaryApe on Aug 29, 2023 8:53:19 GMT
Give it away, give it away, give it away now?
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mrpon
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Post by mrpon on Aug 29, 2023 12:36:11 GMT
Feet like a bag of walnuts
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Post by Dougs on Aug 29, 2023 12:38:54 GMT
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Post by dfunked on Aug 29, 2023 12:40:02 GMT
I don't think I'll ever get rid of the mental image of Jack Reacher being described as having muscles like a condom filled with walnuts.
My god they were shit books!
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