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Post by cubby on Jan 10, 2022 10:52:50 GMT
If this doesn't paint him as the most opportunistic cunt of the last decade I don't know what will I know he's a bit moody but he was quite good at tennis and seemed nice enough in his interviews. I don't think he's earned cunt status Was talking about the walking pint of piss, but Novax I've had little time for anyway. He's polite off court but his tantrums would get other players sent off the court. Also, he's the most high profile Serbian in the world. So when they had a really promising start to rolling out the vaccines, second in the whole of Europe, as seen here www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-europe-55931864And then Djokovic comes out hard as antivax in May/June, when before there had been minor grumbles about it, suddenly the country grinds to a halt www.euronews.com/2021/08/03/how-vaccine-doubts-have-put-the-handbrake-on-serbia-s-rapid-rolloutAnd is now stuck at around 59% of the population vaccinated.
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Post by X201 on Jan 10, 2022 11:07:53 GMT
The woo merchants have got their claws into him though. "One of his favorite demonstrations, he says, involved a researcher and two glasses of water. The researcher shared positive energy with one glass ("love, joy, happiness"). He shared negative energy with the other and swore at it ("anger, fear, hostility"). After several days, the negative water was tinted green, and the positive water was still clear.
"Sounds crazy, right?" Djokovic writes. "But to me, that test is proof that every single thing in the world shares the same kind of energy—people, animals, the elements, everything."
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Post by EMarkM on Jan 10, 2022 11:18:59 GMT
For. Fuck’s. Sake.
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Post by simple on Jan 10, 2022 11:21:56 GMT
After that Djokovic decision the trolls and going to be unstoppable. We’ve has enough trouble at work with them already and we’re not even fully open to the general public.
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Post by Tuffty on Jan 10, 2022 11:32:14 GMT
Police now tearing into the crowd of Novax "fans" using pepper spray and all. Annoyingly the crowd and to a larger extent the worldwide support for him lately are the usual militant anti-vax anti-restriction rent-a-mob descending to a large extent. I bet a load of them have never even watched him play.
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Post by elstoof on Jan 10, 2022 11:35:36 GMT
Would be a shame if everyone boycotted his matches
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Post by sport✅ on Jan 10, 2022 11:40:04 GMT
I'd signup as a ballboy, make my way into the final, then whisper negative energy directly on to Djoko's balls.
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Post by TheSaint on Jan 10, 2022 11:46:20 GMT
Surely the government will still pull the visa? It would be such an overwhelmingly popular move they'd be mad not to.
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Post by スコットランド on Jan 10, 2022 11:48:52 GMT
Djokovic credits his transformation to Dr. Igor Cetojevic, a "skinny, grayhaired, mustachioed" Serbian nutritionist living in Cyprus. Dr. Cetojevic persuaded the tennis star to give up gluten by administering a simple test: He told Djokovic to put his left hand on his stomach, hold out his right arm and resist as the doctor pulled down on his arm. Then Dr. Cetojevic gave Djokovic a slice of bread and told him to hold that against his stomach and repeated the test.
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Post by Psychotext on Jan 10, 2022 11:51:18 GMT
Djokovic credits his transformation to Dr. Igor Cetojevic, a "skinny, grayhaired, mustachioed" Serbian nutritionist living in Cyprus. Dr. Cetojevic persuaded the tennis star to give up gluten by administering a simple test: He told Djokovic to put his left hand on his stomach, hold out his right arm and resist as the doctor pulled down on his arm. Then Dr. Cetojevic gave Djokovic a slice of bread and told him to hold that against his stomach and repeated the test. SCIENCE!
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Post by EMarkM on Jan 10, 2022 11:53:00 GMT
ItChuffingIsScienceYouBetterBelieveIt
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Post by cubby on Jan 10, 2022 12:25:26 GMT
Djokovic credits his transformation to Dr. Igor Cetojevic, a "skinny, grayhaired, mustachioed" Serbian nutritionist living in Cyprus. Dr. Cetojevic persuaded the tennis star to give up gluten by administering a simple test: He told Djokovic to put his left hand on his stomach, hold out his right arm and resist as the doctor pulled down on his arm. Then Dr. Cetojevic gave Djokovic a slice of bread and told him to hold that against his stomach and repeated the test. Was this guy sticking EPO into his arm at the same time?
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Post by razz on Jan 10, 2022 12:26:01 GMT
Surely the government will still pull the visa? It would be such an overwhelmingly popular move they'd be mad not to. Nope, they'd make a martyr out of him. Also, doesn't it feel quite corrupt to throw him out the country even though he now has the legal right to be there? Yeah, we all know he's full of shit and tghe Serbian government would probably produce any document to help him, but the court has made a ruling and to supercede it like that would just be... distasteful.
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Post by askew on Jan 10, 2022 12:26:56 GMT
lol. Did he get his doctorate from the University of Life?
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Post by khanivor on Jan 10, 2022 12:49:25 GMT
School of hard knocks
I have yet to see someone who uses the ‘how they pronounce their name’ on their profile on FB who isn’t a complete PO- taY-tOe
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Post by geefe on Jan 10, 2022 13:35:09 GMT
He might have his fans but he's gonna be a fucking joke from now on. The Aussies will, rightly, give him shit on the court. As I hope we will. And the French.
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Post by DJCopa on Jan 10, 2022 13:40:25 GMT
The woo merchants have got their claws into him though. "One of his favorite demonstrations, he says, involved a researcher and two glasses of water. The researcher shared positive energy with one glass ("love, joy, happiness"). He shared negative energy with the other and swore at it ("anger, fear, hostility"). After several days, the negative water was tinted green, and the positive water was still clear.
"Sounds crazy, right?" Djokovic writes. "But to me, that test is proof that every single thing in the world shares the same kind of energy—people, animals, the elements, everything."
That's the storyline to Ghostbusters 2!
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Post by Bongo Heracles on Jan 10, 2022 13:46:38 GMT
The crazy thing is that this entire thing is fundamentally about Australia treating a rich person like a everyone else. It seems to have blown everyones minds that he couldnt just waft majestically through customs and straight onto the court.
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Post by スコットランド on Jan 10, 2022 13:46:44 GMT
I hope he gets his arse handed to him in the tournament, ideally by Andy Murray (sadly no chance).
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Post by Youthist on Jan 10, 2022 13:55:42 GMT
Yeah that cannot happen, he is impossible to beat with the surface + EPO, the utter cunt.
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Post by Solid-SCB- on Jan 10, 2022 13:57:44 GMT
The only two true stories there can possibly be both make the bloke look like utter scum. He's either been around kids shortly after testing positive for the virus, or had forged documents provided in order to enter another country in the middle of a pandemic when others have had to eat shit.
But I'm sure a couple of games into the tournament it will be a case of "Oh no! Anyway...."
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Post by snackplissken on Jan 10, 2022 14:36:36 GMT
The only two true stories there can possibly be both make the bloke look like utter scum. He's either been around kids shortly after testing positive for the virus, or had forged documents provided in order to enter another country in the middle of a pandemic when others have had to eat shit. But I'm sure a couple of games into the tournament it will be a case of "Oh no! Anyway...." Will be interesting to see where sponsorship will go with this. If a few decided to step away from his 'brand'... but doubtful.
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Post by richardiox on Jan 10, 2022 14:54:07 GMT
New sponsorship deal with Brietbart News will swiftly follow
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Post by askew on Jan 10, 2022 15:08:15 GMT
The crazy thing is that this entire thing is fundamentally about Australia treating a rich person like a everyone else. It seems to have blown everyones minds that he couldnt just waft majestically through customs and straight onto the court.
While he is a douche, he's put in an awkward position here at 4AM, so can see how they could argue about unfair process in court. But I guess this sheds light on how Border Force will treat you if you fuck up. Evidently there are a ton of people in that hotel who won't have the same resources as Djokovic, nor will they have their case seen within 48 hours.
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Post by Jambowayoh on Jan 10, 2022 15:12:51 GMT
His mum said with absolutely no hyperbole at all...that he was subject to torture
"He was subjected to torture, to harassment and we will hear even more about what he had to go through."
Can we start a justgiving page for Novak? I mean they put him in a room and questioned him? Who had it worse guys, the Jews or Novak eh? I think we all know the answer to that one.
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Post by razz on Jan 10, 2022 15:22:45 GMT
I mean, it's his mum.... If I had a paper cut my mum would bandage it and make me chicken noodle soup
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Post by simple on Jan 10, 2022 15:29:46 GMT
The crazy thing is that this entire thing is fundamentally about Australia treating a rich person like a everyone else. It seems to have blown everyones minds that he couldnt just waft majestically through customs and straight onto the court. Its weird to see the xenophobic brutality of immigration detention being a force for good. But yeah, totally, its the shock that he’s not above the law which is driving this as much as anything
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Post by baihu1983 on Jan 10, 2022 17:57:10 GMT
5 positive tests at work over the last 3 days.
Been told we need to spread the tables in the canteen even further apart
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Post by simple on Jan 10, 2022 18:18:25 GMT
5 positive tests at work over the last 3 days. Been told we need to spread the tables in the canteen even further apart You’re still allowed your end of day goodnight kiss though, right? Its a human right
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Post by baihu1983 on Jan 10, 2022 18:27:30 GMT
Hopefully.
I'm working with a skeleton crew nightshift so we've avoided all this
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