Bongo Heracles
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Post by Bongo Heracles on Jul 12, 2023 9:57:28 GMT
Has the world not seen enough books pulped after Matt Hancocks magnum opus?
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Vortex
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Post by Vortex on Jul 12, 2023 10:07:38 GMT
Political assassination? These tory pricks can't even do assassinations right ffs!
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Post by nemesis on Jul 12, 2023 10:38:29 GMT
You only need to see the first one, but here’s how he stretches his anecdote Christ, someone desperately wants to be Rorschach.
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Post by nemesis on Jul 12, 2023 10:38:50 GMT
'No"
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Post by elstoof on Jul 12, 2023 10:41:44 GMT
Put this on your Amazon wish list now... 50 Shades of Grey also started life as badly composed erotic fan-fiction, look how successful that became
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dogbot
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Post by dogbot on Jul 12, 2023 10:45:17 GMT
So if Mr Timmy writes a crap erotic book about the tube, loads of frustrated middle aged people will buy it?
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Post by elstoof on Jul 12, 2023 10:47:14 GMT
More of a comment on Dorries' upcoming Boris novel
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nexus6
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Post by nexus6 on Jul 12, 2023 10:48:15 GMT
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dogbot
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Post by dogbot on Jul 12, 2023 10:49:24 GMT
More of a comment on Dorries' upcoming Boris novel So if Nadine writes a crap erotic book about Boris, loads of frustrated middle aged Tories will buy it?
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Post by Whizzo on Jul 12, 2023 10:49:46 GMT
Has the world not seen enough books pulped after Matt Hancocks magnum opus? I do wonder who the publishers think are going buy shit like this and Hancock's book, it has to be some sort of tax dodge.
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Post by Bill in the rain on Jul 12, 2023 11:53:58 GMT
Finally!
Everyone else should feel ashamed.
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Post by jeepers on Jul 12, 2023 12:39:11 GMT
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Post by jeepers on Jul 12, 2023 12:40:15 GMT
Yes, yes. You’re fighting an existential war with a global super-power, but did you ever stop and say thank you?
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geefe
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Post by geefe on Jul 12, 2023 14:22:26 GMT
Apparently Sunak has gently stepped in and said Ukrainians are very grateful.
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Post by Whizzo on Jul 12, 2023 15:39:30 GMT
Verified customer review : AAAAA+++++ Top weapon supplier with free training thrown in! Would receive military support from them again!!!!!
Legacy verified customer (60+ years ago) : Evil people, would not use again, was helpful in Great Patriotic War but we try not to mention that, Russia strong! UK crap!
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Post by Matt A on Jul 12, 2023 15:45:55 GMT
Priti Patel popped up on my Twitter feed having blurted out an article that we should make Brexit work. I guess by implication, she's conceding that it isn't at the moment.
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Post by Whizzo on Jul 12, 2023 15:51:09 GMT
Martin Lewis clearly thinks Dowden is a cunt.
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Post by Whizzo on Jul 12, 2023 17:08:57 GMT
Huw knew? Well pretty much everyone after Victoria Derbyshire's slip.
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Post by nemesis on Jul 12, 2023 17:11:13 GMT
Manners cost nothing. Just like this stuff we are giving you. With absolutely no strings attached.
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Post by Dougs on Jul 12, 2023 17:17:24 GMT
Jesus, the scum have put him in hospital. Such utter cunts.
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askew
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Post by askew on Jul 12, 2023 17:22:39 GMT
Crikey
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Post by Whizzo on Jul 12, 2023 17:25:51 GMT
Presumably she made the statement after the Met said there was nothing criminal to investigate, as ever fuck the S*n.
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Post by Aunt Alison on Jul 12, 2023 17:30:40 GMT
You'll burn your willy
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Post by Trowel 🏴 on Jul 12, 2023 19:29:26 GMT
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Post by deekyfun on Jul 12, 2023 19:32:08 GMT
So, this Oliver Dowden living waxwork who apparently now runs the country... he does this thing at PMQs, where whenever some asks him about a shitty thing the Tories have done, where his reply is always "I will take no lectures from the party opposite on 'insert aforementioned shitty thing' because blah blah blah, some guy said something bad once long ago in the past."
I've only seen this guy a handful of times and this phrase has been burned into my eardrums. Its so freakin annoying. Does he realise he's just saying the same words over and over? Surely when he's watching these back later that evening, when he's feeling a bit sexy and needs to cut loose on himself, he must notice it?
I know PMQs is pantomime, but surely it's obvious how crap it looks?
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zephro
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Post by zephro on Jul 12, 2023 19:36:28 GMT
Yeah but Rayner mopped the floor with him. So I don't think it's working out for him.
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Post by stuz359 on Jul 12, 2023 20:10:34 GMT
Oliver Dowden reminds of the alien from one of the Men in Black films who takes over a human, whose movements are not entirely natural. I may be being unkind, the guy might have had a stroke or something. But even if you listen just listen to the audio, he sounds like a pantomime villain.
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Post by elstoof on Jul 12, 2023 20:17:34 GMT
Sugar water
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Rich
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Post by Rich on Jul 13, 2023 12:09:24 GMT
Looks like small public sector pay 'rises' across the board with the money coming from existing budgets. As always; being asked to do more with less.
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Post by Vandelay on Jul 13, 2023 12:21:47 GMT
Apparently not all paid for out of existing budgets; they are going to increase charges on migrants for visa applications and NHS access.
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