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Post by Deleted on Jun 16, 2023 16:36:53 GMT
The chancer choked on cheddar and chorizo. The chancer choked on cheddar and chorizo. The chancer choked on cheddar and chorizo.
You never know.
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Post by Whizzo on Jun 16, 2023 16:40:23 GMT
Apparently British sausage isn't good enough, fucking traitor.
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Post by Ulythium on Jun 16, 2023 17:53:13 GMT
The gibbering blonde twat broke the ministerial code to pen that abject drivel?
The repugnant tabloid rag coughed up £1m in exchange for such utter bilge?
Why am I surprised?
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Post by deekyfun on Jun 16, 2023 17:58:29 GMT
This is why we need Batman.
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Post by cubby on Jun 16, 2023 18:03:52 GMT
He's shilling pharmaceuticals now?
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Post by X201 on Jun 16, 2023 18:03:55 GMT
The gibbering blonde twat broke the ministerial code to pen that abject drivel? The repugnant tabloid rag coughed up £1m in exchange for such utter bilge? Why am I surprised? Although there is a funny side to it. Boris Johnson breaks ministerial code with new Daily Mail job www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-65930008
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Post by deebs on Jun 17, 2023 3:59:48 GMT
Seen this yet?
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Post by Whizzo on Jun 17, 2023 18:25:12 GMT
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Post by Trowel 🏴 on Jun 17, 2023 20:00:36 GMT
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Post by Whizzo on Jun 17, 2023 20:24:44 GMT
Another Tory quits! Not for Johnson supporting reasons but sure good old fashion sex and drugs, it's like a flashback to the Tory sleaze of the nineties.
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Post by cubby on Jun 17, 2023 20:29:09 GMT
What was the thing that he did wrong, not have sex and avoiding drugs?
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Post by deekyfun on Jun 17, 2023 20:31:30 GMT
What was the thing that he did wrong, not have sex and avoiding drugs? The problem was that they were old-fashioned. Too much missionary and opium.
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Post by Danno on Jun 17, 2023 20:53:08 GMT
What was the thing that he did wrong, not have sex and avoiding drugs? The problem was that they were old-fashioned. Too much mustard up the bum.
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Post by Danno on Jun 17, 2023 20:55:16 GMT
First of all, it's par-tay, and second, we wouldn't "par-tay" with you if you were the last bunch of weird loser tory spads on Earth.
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Post by minimatt on Jun 17, 2023 21:25:24 GMT
they really don't get it do they, this is not yesterday's news, it's not time to move on. every fucking house in this country was affected by this and the vast majority did exactly what they were told because they were told it's for the good of everyone else.
we all left elderly relatives to die alone, we all missed their funerals, we all sacrificed our kids' education, we all missed work opportunities, social opportunities, because we did what they told us.
and they laughed.
and they partied.
fuck them all.
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Post by Ulythium on Jun 17, 2023 21:27:11 GMT
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Post by X201 on Jun 17, 2023 21:31:17 GMT
But the rules don’t apply to them, only us proles.
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Post by deekyfun on Jun 17, 2023 21:46:14 GMT
I think it's fucking disgusting, Laura.
And still I scroll through news and stories of people still backing Boris, watching him suck up more money like a greedy overstuffed hoover. People still saying they'd vote for him, that people should lighten up. People saying Sir Reese-Mogg and not immediately vomiting into their mouths.
It's maybe vindictive, but i'm not really happy with him just drifting off into the middle distance like a tornado, forever threatening a return. I want people, no, I need people, to understand what he has done, what he continues to do, and what anyone supporting him continues to do. How much actual, real world harm has been done under his signature. I need him, and them, to be over.
None of them should be anywhere near power, or a live microphone, unless they're in the bath.
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Post by technoish on Jun 17, 2023 21:46:59 GMT
Wasn't that also the christmas that got cancelled?
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Post by minimatt on Jun 17, 2023 21:48:01 GMT
it was
edit: wasn't it also the christmas that started "the schools will be open as normal in january" that ended in them being open for one fucking day, just enough for the kids to spread their holiday acquired lurgy all around, before closing the next and letting the virus run hog wild?
gavin williams was education secretary at the time. that's SIR gavin williams now, because of course he was given a knighthood, and you lot better grovel before him
fucking thick as pigshit fireplace salesman is better than us
* matt may have been drinkging
edit 2: drimling
fucksake, drinking
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Post by Whizzo on Jun 17, 2023 21:50:54 GMT
It was the day Johnson looked all sad as he cancelled everyone's Christmas, none of us realised there was an asterisk at the end of his statement that said "doesn't apply to Tories."
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Post by Vandelay on Jun 17, 2023 22:51:47 GMT
Let's make sure we actually remember what they did that Christmas; they told everyone that it would go ahead and no one was going to cancel Christmas. We were assured that we would be able to spend time with our loved ones. Be merry and rejoice they told everyone.
It wasn't until everyone had bought all the food and presents for the definite celebrations they were going to have that they let everyone know that, actually, COVID doesn't really care about what the calendar says. But, you know, at least all the shops got to have some of their Christmas sales back, even if what was bought went to waste.
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Post by geefe on Jun 18, 2023 6:10:44 GMT
And we're now running headfirst at a recession, which should come right around the time of the election.
If that doesn't kill off a bunch of these cunts, including Jeremy "there's no other way to solve this" Cunt, then nothing will.
Labour just need to repeatedly show this video and say "THIS IS WHAT THEY THINK OF YOU"
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Post by hedben on Jun 18, 2023 7:21:39 GMT
All else aside, that shameful party also looks totally fucking lame
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Post by elstoof on Jun 18, 2023 7:26:23 GMT
It was the first party those sad sacks had ever been invited to tbf
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Post by Bill in the rain on Jun 18, 2023 13:30:31 GMT
It looks like the kind of stereotypical office party that I thought only existed in tv shows. I mean, the blonde lady dancing with the guy (definitely not her boyfriend) in the xmas jumper is so cliche it can't actually be true. Unless she is Bridget Jones.
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Post by deekyfun on Jun 18, 2023 13:45:15 GMT
They were also going at it weirdly intensely, right? It was kind of hypnotic scumbaggery.
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Post by Bill in the rain on Jun 18, 2023 13:47:47 GMT
They didn't seem drunk enough to be that into it for that long. Obviously some long simmering in office sexual tension.
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Post by Jambowayoh on Jun 18, 2023 13:48:49 GMT
Why did the guys at the end look and talk a parody of a Tory? It was almost too on the nose but these were real people.
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Post by Danno on Jun 18, 2023 14:32:39 GMT
That's giving them too much credit. They're still tories.
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