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Post by dogbot on Jun 15, 2023 12:28:17 GMT
Anyone who watched his shambles on the show and thought he should be in a position of power should n't be allowed to vote be shot. FTFY |
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Post by manfromdelmonte on Jun 15, 2023 12:37:51 GMT
Wait, other people can see videos on YouTube? Shiiiiit!
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Post by Ulythium on Jun 15, 2023 13:16:05 GMT
I know schadenfreude is an unattractive trait - and as a general rule I try not to revel in the misfortunes of others, no matter how much I feel they deserve it - but this is delicious reading, and I don't feel remotely bad for saying so:
Punishingly brutal report is devastating for Boris Johnson
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Post by X201 on Jun 15, 2023 14:12:02 GMT
I read section 5 of the report. I only meant to have a quick glance, but it's riveting. There's a rhythm to it: A wedge of Boris Blusterwaffle™ and then a calm dismantling and explanation of why he's wrong in every way possible. Then it repeats and repeats and grips you, and before you know it you've read 10 pages of what would usually be a boring report, but is actually a gripping read. It reads like a headmaster who's seen and heard it all, slowly and methodically working his way through a schoolboy's barrage of excuses.
Edit: Section 5 is the bit about this past week, Boris leaking the report and attacking the committee.
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Post by dfunked on Jun 15, 2023 14:12:19 GMT
He's been out jogging today in his favourite pair of swimming trunks.
Who was the forum fashionista who also has a pair of them?
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Post by askew on Jun 15, 2023 14:14:01 GMT
I can't imagine the interior netting offers much support.
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Post by Bongo Heracles on Jun 15, 2023 14:15:14 GMT
Who was the forum fashionista who also has a pair of them? I have a pair of the red ones he like to wear. Ive started wearing speedos in protest. |
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Post by Jambowayoh on Jun 15, 2023 14:16:27 GMT
I can't imagine the interior netting offers much support. I imagine the vulcanised rubber has perished... |
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Post by Bill in the rain on Jun 15, 2023 14:20:25 GMT
Who was the forum fashionista who also has a pair of them? I have a pair of the red ones he like to wear. Ive started wearing speedos in protest. I hope he's not copying you. |
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Post by Deleted on Jun 15, 2023 14:35:35 GMT
I read section 5 of the report. I only meant to have a quick glance, but it's riveting. There's a rhythm to it: A wedge of Boris Blusterwaffle™ and then a calm dismantling and explanation of why he's wrong in every way possible. Then it repeats and repeats and grips you, and before you know it you've read 10 pages of what would usually be a boring report, but is actually a gripping read. It reads like a headmaster who's seen and heard it all, slowly and methodically working his way through a schoolboy's barrage of excuses. Excellent. From what you're saying then, it is now part of the official and indisputable public record of the UK, for evermore, that Alexander Boris de Pffefel Johnson is a lying, lazy, malevolent, incompetent piece of shit. That's fun to type. As is the outrage from his 7 remaining fans, describing the report as 'vindictive' and 'overreaching'. But not actually 'inaccurate' or 'untrue'. |
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Post by X201 on Jun 15, 2023 14:42:36 GMT
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Post by nazo on Jun 15, 2023 14:52:02 GMT
Every time I see Boris in the news he’s running. Presumably the rest of the time he’s shagging.
How does the cunt stay so fat?
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Post by clemfandango on Jun 15, 2023 14:54:26 GMT
Every time I see Boris in the news he’s running. Presumably the rest of the time he’s shagging. How does the cunt stay so fat? Because when he's not doing those things he is constantly eating cheese and drinking wine |
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Post by elstoof on Jun 15, 2023 14:55:28 GMT
Because he sits in a car waiting for the paps to assemble, then runs the 10ft from the car to the front door of wherever he’s going while the cameras flash
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Post by Dougs on Jun 15, 2023 15:05:45 GMT
Hang on, so they get £115k annual, lifetime allowance? WTF!
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Post by dfunked on Jun 15, 2023 15:11:59 GMT
Presumably that includes Liz Truss too, which is almost as upsetting.
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Post by X201 on Jun 15, 2023 15:14:55 GMT
Hang on, so they get £115k annual, lifetime allowance? WTF! Yep, but only to be used when they are doing ex-PM stuff. They have to submit receipts.
I'll try and dig out info.
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Found it
The Public Duty Costs Allowance
Edit 2:
Here's the latest accounts
(if the link doesn't open at the correct page, you need page 196)
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Post by elstoof on Jun 15, 2023 15:16:54 GMT
There was a hooha about truss having access to that
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Post by Whizzo on Jun 15, 2023 15:21:03 GMT
The lettuce getting £115K/pa would be a better use of public funds.
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Post by elstoof on Jun 15, 2023 15:27:25 GMT
Lib Dems should really know it’s not an allowance, but I suppose there’s no danger of one ever becoming PM to find out
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Post by Frog on Jun 15, 2023 15:29:45 GMT
The lettuce getting £115K/pa would be a better use of public funds. I hate to break it to you but the lettuce is no longer with us. He died surrounded by his loved ones peacefully in his sleep. |
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Post by elstoof on Jun 15, 2023 15:40:16 GMT
Does anyone actually expect Johnson to do any public work which can be claimed against anyway?
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Post by dfunked on Jun 15, 2023 15:56:47 GMT
"They can claim from it to fund things like running an office, paying for staff, and travel to events where they are appearing as an ex-PM"
He'll probably hire a 20 year old assistant with big tits.
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Post by mrpon on Jun 15, 2023 15:58:05 GMT
Who was the forum fashionista who also has a pair of them? I have a pair of the red ones he like to wear. Ive started wearing speedos in protest. Speedbos |
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Post by Dougs on Jun 15, 2023 16:02:38 GMT
Ah, the Lib Dems seemed to make out that it was an automatic thing.
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Post by Jambowayoh on Jun 15, 2023 16:10:25 GMT
Ah, the Lib Dems seemed to make out that it was an automatic thing. Of course not Dougs, the wearing of Speedos is not automatic. It should be though. |
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Post by elstoof on Jun 15, 2023 16:16:05 GMT
Ah, the Lib Dems seemed to make out that it was an automatic thing. |
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Post by askew on Jun 15, 2023 17:15:14 GMT
"They can claim from it to fund things like running an office, paying for staff, and travel to events where they are appearing as an ex-PM" He'll probably hire a 20 year old assistant with big tits. On £115k |
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Post by Jambowayoh on Jun 15, 2023 17:20:46 GMT
"They can claim from it to fund things like running an office, paying for staff, and travel to events where they are appearing as an ex-PM" He'll probably hire a 20 year old assistant with big tits. Or pay for those tits to be big. |
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Post by elstoof on Jun 15, 2023 17:20:55 GMT
He’s more than welcome to, however it’s up to the Parliamentary accountants to decide whether or not to reimburse him for the expense of such public duties at the end of the year
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