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Post by JuniorFE on Sept 8, 2023 12:12:41 GMT
My uncle went to England once, I forget exactly why. The thing he told us when he came back that's stayed with me the most was something like "I was there for three months, it didn't rain for three days"  We all remember those three days of hail and snow too. Glol |
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Post by Vortex on Sept 8, 2023 13:28:00 GMT
Sun's hardly out here but feels worse than yesterday. Very muggy. Sun's out splitting flagstones up here. It's glorious. Al you southerner's who don't like it should move up here and let those of us who appreciate it get a look in!  |
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Post by drhickman1983 on Sept 8, 2023 13:29:16 GMT
I miss the rain
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Post by Garfy on Sept 8, 2023 13:31:41 GMT
Down in Aaaaaaafricaaaaaaaaa!!!
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Post by Lizard on Sept 8, 2023 13:34:42 GMT
First week of spring here and I'm already missing winter.
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Post by Fake_Blood on Sept 8, 2023 13:38:46 GMT
Down in Aaaaaaafricaaaaaaaaa!!! That’s “I bless the rains”. Come on, hasn’t anyone seen Moonfall? |
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Post by Garfy on Sept 8, 2023 13:41:46 GMT
Down in Aaaaaaafricaaaaaaaaa!!! That’s “I bless the rains”. Come on, hasn’t anyone seen Moonfall? I know and no. |
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Post by Fake_Blood on Sept 8, 2023 13:45:20 GMT
My favourite part was when they were running away from the bloody moon rising over the horizon.
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Post by dogbot on Sept 8, 2023 13:49:06 GMT
That’s “I bless the rains”. Come on, hasn’t anyone seen Moonfall? I know and no. Perhaps you could take some time to do the things you never had? |
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Post by Bill in the rain on Sept 8, 2023 14:31:29 GMT
The weather in the UK is pretty good imho. Sure, you can set off for the beach in sun and then it'll be raining when you arrive, but if you wait 30 minutes it'll probably be sunny again. (or snowing)
At least down south, the weather is pretty mild and consistent in range, and you don't have to deal with typhoons, 40+ humid summers, ridiculously dry air in winter, etc..
It might rain a lot of days, but a lot of that is light showers rather than 200mm rain falling non-stop for a whole day.
Global warming might be making it hotter than the houses are designed for, but it's doing the same everywhere, and at least the UK started in a very moderate position.
TLDR: stop moaning about the weather all the time, you're being stereotypical!
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Post by mcmonkeyplc on Sept 8, 2023 14:38:49 GMT
But I like to WAH!
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Post by Ulythium on Sept 8, 2023 14:45:53 GMT
Cold >>> heat for one simple reason: when it's really fucking cold, you can bundle up more. Throw on a second sweater, double up on the blankets, sleep with more clothes on, whatever. When it's really fucking hot, well... there's only so many clothes you can take off is all I'll say
Junior proving himself to be wise beyond his years, as usual.
Plus, the things you can do when it's too cold are fun:
- Make a coffee! - Put on your Spider-Man onesie! - Have rampant sex!* - Wrap yourself in a blanket! - Use a second duvet! - Whip up a hot toddy! - Cradle a hot water bottle!
- And so on.
* At least, I think so - it has been a long-ass time, but I seem to recall it doing the trick.
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Post by Bill in the rain on Sept 8, 2023 14:47:29 GMT
Things you can do when it's hot:
- Take of all your clothes!
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Post by JuniorFE on Sept 8, 2023 14:48:18 GMT
Things you can do when it's hot: - Take of all your clothes! ...and then sweat your bollocks off anyway |
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Post by JuniorFE on Sept 8, 2023 14:49:29 GMT
Cold >>> heat for one simple reason: when it's really fucking cold, you can bundle up more. Throw on a second sweater, double up on the blankets, sleep with more clothes on, whatever. When it's really fucking hot, well... there's only so many clothes you can take off is all I'll say
Junior proving himself to be wise beyond his years, as usual.
Plus, the things you can do when it's too cold are fun:
- Make a coffee! - Put on your Spider-Man onesie! - Have rampant sex!* - Wrap yourself in a blanket! - Use a second duvet! - Whip up a hot toddy! - Cradle a hot water bottle!
- And so on.
* At least, I think so - it has been a long-ass time, but I seem to recall it doing the trick.
Justify playing videogames in your blanket all night... |
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Post by dogbot on Sept 8, 2023 14:52:21 GMT
Here in my pocket, I have the story of the blues. |
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Post by mcmonkeyplc on Sept 8, 2023 14:54:48 GMT
Here in my pocket, I have the story of the blues. Not that Wah! |
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Post by Danno on Sept 8, 2023 14:55:34 GMT
This is rank, Im on my third litre of water and still feel dehydrated
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Post by zephro on Sept 8, 2023 14:58:34 GMT
Fuck, it being 30C inside, I hate being sweaty.
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Post by geefe on Sept 8, 2023 15:00:44 GMT
Fence posts re-cemented, weeds tidied. I'm covered in dirt and sweat but I feel MANLY
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Post by Bill in the rain on Sept 8, 2023 15:02:52 GMT
This is rank, Im on my third litre of water and still feel dehydrated You need to make your own Stillsuit. |
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Post by Dougs on Sept 8, 2023 15:53:20 GMT
Been lovely down the beach all day. Not that sunny but comfortable, light breeze at times, tide now coming in so ready for a dip before a BBQ and a few (more) beers.
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Post by Reviewer on Sept 8, 2023 16:03:02 GMT
Fence posts re-cemented, weeds tidied. I'm covered in dirt and sweat but I feel MANLY I thought your gardener was called muggy not manly? |
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Post by Ulythium on Sept 8, 2023 16:04:07 GMT
Muggy's the gardener.
Manly's the butler.
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Post by geefe on Sept 8, 2023 16:30:19 GMT
What he said.
Don't ask about the cleaner.
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Post by Aunt Alison on Sept 8, 2023 16:43:30 GMT
For the record, it's not gloriously hot. It's shittily hot
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Post by cubby on Sept 8, 2023 16:45:49 GMT
It's glorious in the same way a hole in a toilet cubicle is.
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Post by Deleted on Sept 8, 2023 16:48:48 GMT
I liked this thread more when it had the grammatically awkward “It’s fuckin’ too hot!” title.
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Post by Aunt Alison on Sept 8, 2023 16:54:08 GMT
I thought that was a different thread. This is the one for the weirdos
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Post by hicksy on Sept 8, 2023 20:35:28 GMT
Grow your body hair, don’t use deodorant, start up a 20 a day cigarette habit, live life surly and mange on a croissant.
It’s hot enough so why not live like a Parisian!
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