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Post by Reviewer on Jul 19, 2024 15:26:20 GMT
The nuclear submarines still running XP are feeling pretty smug right about now. Some dream of making it as far as XP. |
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Post by Trowel 🏴 on Jul 19, 2024 15:30:18 GMT
My Vita is still running fine, not sure what the fuss is about.
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sport✅
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Post by sport✅ on Jul 19, 2024 15:32:02 GMT
Those 2 COBOL programmers left are looking pretty smug right about now.
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Bongo Heracles
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Post by Bongo Heracles on Jul 19, 2024 15:32:19 GMT
Show me a year when the school holidays don’t result in airport delays. This is literally my day job, But yeah fuck it what do I know. The thing you have to remember is that there are always two responses to something like this. A well funded place who knows what they are doing with tried and tested DR will just shrug it off like you seem to have. And then there’s everyone else, probably the majority, who underfunds IT, kicks the can down the road and has just been caught with their fingers up their arses. |
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Post by zephro on Jul 19, 2024 15:37:24 GMT
My Vita is still running fine, not sure what the fuss is about. FreeBSD - never lets you down |
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nazo
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Post by nazo on Jul 19, 2024 15:37:38 GMT
Waitrose are still cash only because of this so I couldn't buy an ice-cream even though it's like 30 degrees outside.
Don't tell me this isn't a major fucking disaster.
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Post by 😎 on Jul 19, 2024 15:39:17 GMT
Even well funded DR ready places are going to have problems when there’s geographical spread and remote workers.
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zagibu
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Post by zagibu on Jul 19, 2024 15:49:05 GMT
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hicksy
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Post by hicksy on Jul 19, 2024 16:46:55 GMT
You gotta roll with it.
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Tuffty
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Post by Tuffty on Jul 19, 2024 17:15:15 GMT
When something like this happens my thought is with the ones at Crowdstrike as the news started coming through. I checked in code one time that had an adverse effect on a project and felt awful for days after. Can't imagine what it's like for them.
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mrpon
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Post by mrpon on Jul 19, 2024 22:36:36 GMT
I don’t think gray even had to leave his desk to fix this. Just another Friday. |
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Post by simple on Jul 19, 2024 23:53:56 GMT
All the door security stopped working at my work but since the wifi, Teams and Outlook were still up we were expected to just get on with it.
Then the pharmacists messed up my prescription because they could only see the top item per patient and I have three regular ones.
I did not eat any sausage rolls.
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Blue_Mike
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Post by Blue_Mike on Jul 20, 2024 0:32:02 GMT
All the door security stopped working at my work but since the wifi, Teams and Outlook were still up we were expected to just get on with it. Then the pharmacists messed up my prescription because they could only see the top item per patient and I have three regular ones. I did not eat any sausage rolls. This is 1.30 in the morning thinking, but I read that as "I have a sausage roll prescription" |
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Post by Bill in the rain on Jul 20, 2024 1:30:15 GMT
All the door security stopped working at my work I can handle the doors. This is a Unix system... I know this! |
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zagibu
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Post by zagibu on Jul 20, 2024 7:28:22 GMT
echo 1 > /dev/door42
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Rich
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Post by Rich on Jul 20, 2024 17:43:32 GMT
Turns out it was all Starmer's fault.
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Onny
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Post by Onny on Jul 21, 2024 7:41:10 GMT
Rishi would have been on the phone to Roger Crowdstrike straight away and would have gotten this nonsense sorted out immediately.
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sport✅
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Post by sport✅ on Jul 21, 2024 10:14:57 GMT
Boris would have had photos taken of himself walking around the MS London offices in hi vis and a hardhat.
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Rich
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Post by Rich on Jul 21, 2024 10:35:07 GMT
Liz Truss would be staring worriedly at a black box with a little red light on the top.
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Post by Jambowayoh on Jul 21, 2024 11:45:56 GMT
I understood that reference.
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Post by Day on Jul 22, 2024 12:55:12 GMT
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Post by JuniorFE on Jul 22, 2024 12:56:35 GMT
Should change his name to George Klutz
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cubby
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Post by cubby on Jul 22, 2024 15:09:21 GMT
So er, is everything OK now?
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Post by Vandelay on Jul 22, 2024 16:52:24 GMT
Yep, all sorted. Starmer finally got his act together and gave gray a call.
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Gruf
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Post by Gruf on Jul 22, 2024 17:03:32 GMT
I am onsite IT at my work, only had a couple of people who rebooted when Crowdstrike shit the bed and fooked their PC
Lucky enough someone who actually knows what they are doing provided a fix, get around bitlocker then admin on and rename a file in the Crowdshite folder.
Bosh!
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Post by Chopsen on Jul 22, 2024 17:40:54 GMT
Bit worrying you could just "get round" bitlocker, no?
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Gruf
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Post by Gruf on Jul 23, 2024 9:22:32 GMT
Well I say get around it, using the standard methods and still involves recovery keys.
Saying that, I think they cracked Bitlocker a while back I remember reading.
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Post by mothercruncher on Jul 23, 2024 10:22:48 GMT
Why is my fleshlight STILL not working?
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X201
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Post by X201 on Jul 24, 2024 12:36:04 GMT
Interim report is out.
The dodgy definition file was online for an hour and 18 minutes from just after 04:00 UTC
A bug in the testing system meant that it didn’t detect a fault in the file.
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Post by peekconfusion on Jul 24, 2024 12:51:31 GMT
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