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Oct 12, 2023 10:15:52 GMT
Post by wunty on Oct 12, 2023 10:15:52 GMT
I'm accumulating pens on my desk and I don't know how. They're all the same. They're all orange. I had three at the end of last week, four yesterday and I have five today and I don't know where they're coming from. I find them in my pockets when I go home and there was one sitting on the ledge in the bathroom before I left for work but I didn't take it. It's either followed me here or it's still waiting for me at home. Where did the fifth pen come from.
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ekz
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Oct 12, 2023 10:18:46 GMT
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Post by ekz on Oct 12, 2023 10:18:46 GMT
I don't write. I couldn't tell you the last time I wrote.
Even I came back home with a pen this week.
How? Where? Why?
Mine wasn't orange though, so I'm a bit miffed.
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wunty
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Oct 12, 2023 10:28:24 GMT
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Post by wunty on Oct 12, 2023 10:28:24 GMT
They're starting something. Just keep an eye on it.
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Oct 12, 2023 10:30:40 GMT
Post by Syrette on Oct 12, 2023 10:30:40 GMT
Huh.
We seem to have the opposite problem at my workplace. Pens just disappear. I've taken to keeping a couple out of sight as I'd rather be safe than sorry.
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Post by freddiemercurystwin on Oct 12, 2023 10:32:25 GMT
I assumed this was gonna be another posh pants or silly watches thread but with silly diamond encrusted expensive fountain pens or similar.
Disappointed.
Perhaps you've been stealing them from my eldest as he seems to require a new pen practically every day for school. This (school) year I've bought 100 Bic biros off amazon to reduce my blood pressure every time he tells me at 8.35am that he needs yet another pen. Already on the second pack of ten.
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Oct 12, 2023 10:35:11 GMT
Post by wunty on Oct 12, 2023 10:35:11 GMT
I'm currently using a pen that has a little Christmas motif near the nib if that helps. I don't know where that one came from either, but it's not one of the orange ones. I'm not touching them.
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wunty
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Oct 12, 2023 10:35:57 GMT
Post by wunty on Oct 12, 2023 10:35:57 GMT
I swear. If this turns into a thread of diamond encrusted AI powered ten grand pens, I'm jabbing one of each of the orange ones into my eyes.
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ekz
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Oct 12, 2023 10:36:14 GMT
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Post by ekz on Oct 12, 2023 10:36:14 GMT
Buy him the bamboo biros
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Oct 12, 2023 10:36:28 GMT
Post by freddiemercurystwin on Oct 12, 2023 10:36:28 GMT
I bet it does.
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wunty
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Oct 12, 2023 10:36:52 GMT
Post by wunty on Oct 12, 2023 10:36:52 GMT
/sigh
Yeah you're probably right.
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Post by retro74 on Oct 12, 2023 10:44:26 GMT
The best pen is surely the simple BIC Cristal
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Oct 12, 2023 10:45:51 GMT
Post by freddiemercurystwin on Oct 12, 2023 10:45:51 GMT
If only my boy thought so!
/shakes fist
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Oct 12, 2023 10:45:52 GMT
Post by Syrette on Oct 12, 2023 10:45:52 GMT
Talking of pens, would love to be good at calligraphy but fuck me my handwriting is appalling.
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mrpon
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Oct 12, 2023 10:46:25 GMT
Post by mrpon on Oct 12, 2023 10:46:25 GMT
I've not seen that pen is it good?
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Oct 12, 2023 10:47:33 GMT
Post by jono62 on Oct 12, 2023 10:47:33 GMT
Huge, throbbing pens? You don't want to be around when he's writing with those.
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Oct 12, 2023 10:47:48 GMT
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Post by freddiemercurystwin on Oct 12, 2023 10:47:48 GMT
Talking of pens, would love to be good at calligraphy but fuck me my handwriting is appalling. This is how it starts wunty. |
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Oct 12, 2023 10:47:52 GMT
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Post by Dougs on Oct 12, 2023 10:47:52 GMT
I assumed this was gonna be another posh pants or silly watches thread but with silly diamond encrusted expensive fountain pens or similar. Disappointed. Perhaps you've been stealing them from my eldest as he seems to require a new pen practically every day for school. This (school) year I've bought 100 Bic biros off amazon to reduce my blood pressure every time he tells me at 8.35am that he needs yet another pen. Already on the second pack of ten. Ha. Same here. Poundland for all your pen and pencil needs. He now uses a ziplock bag as he loses pencil cases too. |
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Oct 12, 2023 11:32:44 GMT
Post by askew on Oct 12, 2023 11:32:44 GMT
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Oct 12, 2023 11:39:33 GMT
Post by wunty on Oct 12, 2023 11:39:33 GMT
Talking of pens, would love to be good at calligraphy but fuck me my handwriting is appalling. Mine is in terminal decline now. Since all I do is type my handwriting has devolved into some kind of lower and uppercase hybrid (think uppercase letters, some only half-formed, and all sort of joined together). I get bored as well, so manage to get halfway through sentences or even just words and it trails off into an unidentifiable squiggle. |
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Oct 12, 2023 11:45:41 GMT
Post by minimatt on Oct 12, 2023 11:45:41 GMT
back when i smoked I had a theory there were 10% fewer lighters in the world than smokers, and they all just sort of rotated around. at any given point you'd either have three lighters or none. guess its the same with pens. at some point wunty just straight up steals yer pens  |
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Oct 12, 2023 11:47:55 GMT
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Post by dfunked on Oct 12, 2023 11:47:55 GMT
Aye, half of my life working with computers means any kind of handwriting is an awkward faff at the best of times. It's devolved into mostly uppercase now, as I gave up even attempting proper handwriting a decade ago.
If I have to write more than a page my hand starts cramping up from the alien position I'm holding it in.
Funnily enough I've still got a favourite pen to use though, and I'll miss it when it's gone. It's also not orange.
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Oct 12, 2023 11:54:01 GMT
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Post by Jambowayoh on Oct 12, 2023 11:54:01 GMT
I have a feeling this thread is going to devolve to talking about Bamboo pens and using them while wearing your Bamboo pants.
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Oct 12, 2023 11:55:35 GMT
Post by Tomo on Oct 12, 2023 11:55:35 GMT
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Post by Trowel 🏴 on Oct 12, 2023 11:58:46 GMT
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Post by Ulythium on Oct 12, 2023 12:17:26 GMT
I came into this thread fully expecting to learn that Wunty's 'i' key had broken, but it seems the truth is far more sinister.
Now I'm concerned that the pens will continue to accumulate, one by one, until Halloween... whereupon they'll reveal their sentience, and implement phase two of their (no doubt nefarious) plan.
STAY VIGILANT.
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Oct 12, 2023 12:32:28 GMT
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Post by cubby on Oct 12, 2023 12:32:28 GMT
Huh. We seem to have the opposite problem at my workplace. Pens just disappear. I've taken to keeping a couple out of sight as I'd rather be safe than sorry. I'm starting to think wunty's stealing your pens. |
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Oct 12, 2023 12:36:06 GMT
Post by askew on Oct 12, 2023 12:36:06 GMT
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Oct 12, 2023 12:36:26 GMT
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Post by wunty on Oct 12, 2023 12:36:26 GMT
Am I… The Penned Piper?
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Oct 12, 2023 12:36:57 GMT
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Post by wunty on Oct 12, 2023 12:36:57 GMT
I knew playing this flute was a bad idea.
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Oct 12, 2023 13:01:11 GMT
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Post by LegendaryApe on Oct 12, 2023 13:01:11 GMT
For going to the trouble of burning a wheelie bin, you get rewarded with: a bog standard pen. Worst Faustian deal ever. |
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