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Post by grey_matters on Jul 20, 2023 13:17:32 GMT
I'd wait until Lukus was successful in creating his multi-religion. Then I'd wait until one of you guys manage to monetise that religion. And then I'd kill that guy.
Edit: hi new page!
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Post by Vandelay on Jul 20, 2023 13:23:07 GMT
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Post by Bill in the rain on Jul 20, 2023 14:05:20 GMT
Shakespeare. No one really needs to read King Lear today. I'd be doing every schoolchild a favour. But then Kurosawa would never make Ran!
Darn butterfly effect!
I'd go back in time and kill the guys who invented:
1 - Mayonnaise
2 - Peanut Butter
3 - Time Travel
in that order.
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Post by aubergine on Jul 20, 2023 14:10:33 GMT
Eve. Only way to be sure.
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Post by Bill in the rain on Jul 20, 2023 14:18:18 GMT
Eve. Only way to be sure. Seems very sexist |
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Post by aubergine on Jul 20, 2023 14:22:59 GMT
You could kill Adam but you’re not accounting for God’s magic sperm.
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Post by dmukgr on Jul 20, 2023 14:34:51 GMT
Easy, in no particular order:
Jason VanGelt - I can't stand that tune of his and the fact that it was number one for so many months was just wrong.
Mike Enticknap - If he didn't exist, he can't score that goal, and the utter dominence of Queens Park Rangers cannot happen.
Jes Philpot - needs no explanation
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Post by Aunt Alison on Jul 20, 2023 15:37:28 GMT
This thread really bringing out the weirdos
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Post by drhickman1983 on Jul 20, 2023 15:47:15 GMT
Wasn't Eve made from Adams rib or something?
So is Adam knocking up Eve like masturbation?
Feels a bit incestuous too. I mean, the genetic diversity would be nil.
No wonder we're fucked, just inbreeding.
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Post by Aunt Alison on Jul 20, 2023 15:52:00 GMT
Nah, it's all made up
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Post by ToomuchFluffy on Jul 20, 2023 17:53:18 GMT
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Post by Vandelay on Jul 20, 2023 18:03:04 GMT
Only thing you are missing is my bad joke.
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Post by ToomuchFluffy on Jul 20, 2023 18:06:07 GMT
Eh, no worries. It just made me wonder if there is some left-over grudge that I don't know anything about  |
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Post by Deleted on Jul 20, 2023 18:09:34 GMT
Just as long as you don’t kill theguy ‘s parents. He’s a nice guy. |
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Post by Danno on Jul 20, 2023 18:28:24 GMT
Vandelay is going to exterminate the whole forum. He should probably go on the list. |
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Post by aubergine on Jul 20, 2023 21:55:05 GMT
Wasn't Eve made from Adams rib or something? So is Adam knocking up Eve like masturbation? Feels a bit incestuous too. I mean, the genetic diversity would be nil. No wonder we're fucked, just inbreeding. After Eve died, God went on to make 9 other women from Adam’s ribs, but then Adam ignored them and sucked his own dick all day. |
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Post by Bill in the rain on Jul 21, 2023 2:47:23 GMT
If you took out Eve, you'd have to take out Lilith too, right?
Adam seems the safer bet.
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Post by aubergine on Jul 21, 2023 3:02:31 GMT
Lilith isn’t canon.
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Post by Bill in the rain on Jul 21, 2023 4:12:02 GMT
She's in the Extended Edition.
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Post by dogbot on Jul 21, 2023 6:47:09 GMT
Vandelay is going to exterminate the whole forum. He should probably go on the list. Ariba! |
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Post by cubby on Jul 21, 2023 7:04:05 GMT
whoever thought keeping slaves was a good idea. Pro tip, look for Mr Slaverson's dad. |
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Post by dogbot on Jul 21, 2023 7:47:35 GMT
Parents of the Merchant Venturers.
Parents of anyone who stood to form the EIC.
Should do it.
Can I say bye to my wife, first?
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Post by rawshark on Jul 21, 2023 9:29:43 GMT
Whenever I hear that Eve was made from Adam's rib, it always makes me hungry for ribs.
I could really go for some ribs right now. At half ten on a Friday morning.
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Post by rawshark on Jul 21, 2023 9:30:46 GMT
Do you remember that old playground rumour that Prince had his lower ribs removed so he could suck his own schlong?
I could really go for some ribs right now. At half ten on a Friday morning.
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Post by cubby on Jul 21, 2023 9:32:28 GMT
I'm really craving a dick now.
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Post by dmukgr on Jul 21, 2023 9:32:56 GMT
Do you remember that old playground rumour that Prince had his lower ribs removed so he could suck his own schlong? I could really go for some ribs right now. At half ten on a Friday morning. I think that rumour is as old as time, with different people - similar with the rumour of the guy with a pint of jiz in his stomach, which at our school was Mark Almond. |
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Post by Aunt Alison on Jul 21, 2023 9:34:26 GMT
It was Marilyn Manson round our way
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Post by Aunt Alison on Jul 21, 2023 9:35:30 GMT
Do you remember that old playground rumour that Prince had his lower ribs removed so he could suck his own schlong? I could really go for some ribs right now. At half ten on a Friday morning. I think that rumour is as old as time, with different people - similar with the rumour of the guy with a pint of jiz in his stomach, which at our school was Mark Almond. I think that one is cubby |
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Post by cubby on Jul 21, 2023 9:36:01 GMT
Pete Burns, Boy George. Bowie. Anyone slightly gay because they clearly can't get enough cock.
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Post by Psiloc on Jul 21, 2023 9:46:33 GMT
The irony that all us kids failed to grasp being that these globally famous multi-multi-millionaires probably didn’t struggle to get their dick sucked whenever they damn well pleased
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