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Post by Danno on Jul 19, 2023 23:24:03 GMT
Top 3. No Hitler, Stalin, other massively genocidal wankers.
Who does and what/who benefits?
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Post by JuniorFE on Jul 19, 2023 23:31:03 GMT
Info needed: can we kill the parents/ancestors of assorted genocidal wankers?
Also are Trump, the Muskrat, Zuck and the like also too obvious to be targets?
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KD
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Post by KD on Jul 19, 2023 23:33:56 GMT
Can we kill the pets of assorted genocidal wankers?
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Post by MolarAm🔵 on Jul 19, 2023 23:34:55 GMT
I'd go back and kill my own ancestor, I think it'd be funny to see what happens.
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Post by Deleted on Jul 19, 2023 23:35:00 GMT
Whoever invented tea
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Post by drhickman1983 on Jul 19, 2023 23:55:37 GMT
I have a list. It's troublingly lengthy
Man I'd love a deathnote.
Though mostly contemporary.
I've got it, mitochondrial Eve. Would save everyone a lot of bother.
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Lizard
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Post by Lizard on Jul 20, 2023 2:26:22 GMT
Who do we have to kill to ensure we got the last season of My Name is Earl?
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Post by ToomuchFluffy on Jul 20, 2023 5:50:36 GMT
I fixed your comment.
"Come & See" has a good scene at the end where the boy keeps shooting at a portrait of Hitler seemingly reversing history in the process.
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Post by hedben on Jul 20, 2023 7:02:03 GMT
If I kill Thomas Edison at just the right moment, can I get Nikola Tesla to even greater heights in his own lifetime? I reckon he'd have had a crack at cleaner energy if he wasn't fighting with Edison. Slight risk that we'll end up living in BioShock but I'll take it.
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Post by dfunked on Jul 20, 2023 7:12:03 GMT
Do we have to murder? Could we just make sure that their parents don't meet or something? Or get in there first and seduce their mum...
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Post by Aunt Alison on Jul 20, 2023 7:30:44 GMT
I wonder what would happen if you went back in time before the universe existed. Where would you go
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Post by Reviewer on Jul 20, 2023 7:33:29 GMT
Jesus.
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Post by rawshark on Jul 20, 2023 8:43:44 GMT
Shakespeare. No one really needs to read King Lear today. I'd be doing every schoolchild a favour.
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Post by starchildhypocrethes on Jul 20, 2023 8:47:02 GMT
Rauper.
I’d probably be an international playboy and CEO of World Corp by now if I hadn’t spent the last 20yrs hitting F5 and discussing the merits of Alien 3.
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Post by drhickman1983 on Jul 20, 2023 8:59:22 GMT
Shakespeare. No one really needs to read King Lear today. I'd be doing every schoolchild a favour. I liked King Lear, one of his better ones. |
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Post by grey_matters on Jul 20, 2023 9:00:51 GMT
John Lennon
JFK
Abraham Lincoln
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Post by hedben on Jul 20, 2023 9:11:35 GMT
John Lennon JFK Abraham Lincoln Genius- you went and did it didn't you? Now patiently waiting for this post to fade away or transform, like the photos in Back To The Future |
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Post by Nanocrystal on Jul 20, 2023 9:18:28 GMT
The person that crashed into my car and drove off.
And two of their loved ones I guess?
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Post by Jambowayoh on Jul 20, 2023 9:49:10 GMT
If I kill Thomas Edison at just the right moment, can I get Nikola Tesla to even greater heights in his own lifetime? I reckon he'd have had a crack at cleaner energy if he wasn't fighting with Edison. Slight risk that we'll end up living in BioShock but I'll take it. No lie I would have loved to see what he could have put out there. |
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Post by geefe on Jul 20, 2023 10:08:01 GMT
Not sure I'd do it, really. The implications are huge. Yes, I'd possibly kill Osama Bin Laden because I think the world irrevocably changed post 9/11 and went down a much more pessimistic path.
But I wouldn't kill anyone from before I was born.
Maybe the dude who killed a family member, before he did it.
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Post by JonFE on Jul 20, 2023 10:14:56 GMT
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Post by Aunt Alison on Jul 20, 2023 10:16:12 GMT
I think they already killed Jesus
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Post by drhickman1983 on Jul 20, 2023 10:16:52 GMT
Do we have to murder? Could we just make sure that their parents don't meet or something? Or get in there first and seduce their mum... That would be a different take on Terminator. |
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Post by JonFE on Jul 20, 2023 10:20:43 GMT
...and Back to the Future...
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Post by JuniorFE on Jul 20, 2023 10:28:05 GMT
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Post by jono62 on Jul 20, 2023 11:16:03 GMT
whoever thought keeping slaves was a good idea.
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Post by Ulythium on Jul 20, 2023 11:27:00 GMT
I dunno about murdering them, per se, but I do think we'd all be much better off if certain people's parents - Trump, Johnson, Farage, Musk, Zuckerberg, etc. - had never procreated. A bit of Back to the Future-style meddling should do just fine.
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Post by rawshark on Jul 20, 2023 11:52:02 GMT
The counter argument is that for every jerk we get rid of and for all the horrible acts they've done, some other cunt would probably have just done the same thing.
So I just say we keep things simple. The ginger prick from my school who made life that little bit harder than it needed to be. HAd absolutely zero impact on the world other than that and his removal from the timeline would be the equivalent of spraying some febreeze on one tiny section of the planet from 1993-2000.
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Post by Tuffty on Jul 20, 2023 12:07:20 GMT
My postman. Maybe I'll get someone that doesn't deliver letters 2 weeks late.
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Post by Lukus on Jul 20, 2023 13:11:07 GMT
I'd kill Jesus and Mohammad and all the prophets then steal all their best ideas and stay back in that time period and build a massive following and have a religion named after me.
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