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Post by Jambowayoh on Apr 3, 2022 10:27:57 GMT
That's actually... reasonable.
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Post by simple on Apr 3, 2022 18:03:26 GMT
I'm just imagining Howard the Duck given the Peacemaker treatment... Holy shit that could've been magnificent! Of the four that it was apparently pitched with - MODOK, Hit Monkey, Howard and Dazzler(?!) - you’d think Howard would be the one to survive. MODOK was fine but a straight up rip of Robot Chicken and Hit Monkey was better but who’d ever heard of him before
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Post by Deleted on Apr 3, 2022 18:15:18 GMT
Dazzler could be fun. Maybe I just have a soft spot for the character because I liked choosing her in the Konami beat em up though. Throwing big light balls and blowing up everything on screen.
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Post by drhickman1983 on Apr 3, 2022 18:28:23 GMT
Dazzler just makes reminds me of this.
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Post by britesparc on Apr 4, 2022 7:14:11 GMT
I think a Dazzler show would be great fun if it focused more on showbiz than superheroics. You could bring in Nathan Fillion as Simon Williams, reprising his basically-unseen cameo from Guardians.
Who'd you cast though? I'd go for Ariana Grande but she's probably too famous/expensive.
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Post by lexw on Apr 4, 2022 10:32:20 GMT
Of the four that it was apparently pitched with - MODOK, Hit Monkey, Howard and Dazzler(?!) - you’d think Howard would be the one to survive. Would you though? Howard the Duck is so Boomer it hurts. Not a lot of Marvel stuff really has a Boomer vibe. X-Men was before its time, Avengers is timeless (as are most of the members and their stories), Spider-Man has never been Boomer, but Howard the Duck is, at it's core, about a deeply-Boomer (or extremely senior Gen-X) character, a deeply retrograde old-fashioned, and kinda-wanker-ish dude (with some redeeming characteristics, but still). I think it would have been maybe the MCU's first flop, if done as either a TV show or movie. I don't say that to be mean to fans of Howard the Duck, I mean, it's fine to be a fan, but a cigar-smoking, Camus/Hegel-referencing anthropomorphic duck who talks, dresses and acts like a 60-year-old (or older!), despite supposedly being relatively young, and whose entire original purpose was to satirize a way of life that very much no longer exists (and using an "old person" character like him to satirize the modern day would be the height of Boomer-dom), and who is built on tropes that aren't particularly interesting, is just no pun intended, not going to fly in this day and age. It's one thing to have a cameo, it's another to have him star. And his whole super-hot human girlfriend thing just reeks of author-insert-character and always did, and audiences are a lot more likely to notice that and dislike it nowadays.
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Post by lexw on Apr 4, 2022 10:36:56 GMT
Who'd you cast though? I'd go for Ariana Grande but she's probably too famous/expensive. I think you'd just go through the hordes of young female singer/actor/models out there until you found the right one - sufficiently un-famous to be cheap but also extremely talented. There's bound to be loads. I suspect we'll see Dazzler eventually, she's got a lot of potential.
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Post by Jambowayoh on Apr 4, 2022 11:21:47 GMT
Not keen on Dazzler tbh, never have been. She was superseded by Jubilee who has the same powerset minus the 1970s roller skates.
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Post by lexw on Apr 4, 2022 11:47:11 GMT
I would definitely like to see Jubilee come back, she's one of those really fun X-Men, but y'know, she's an X-Man, and I think Marvel is really holding out on them for two reasons:
1) Obviously they couldn't use them for a long time (otherwise I'm sure they would have by now), so they built the MCU without them.
2) They're really the only major "set" of Marvel superheroes* who could definitely do another decade-long series of movies like the whole Avengers thing, so it makes sense to wait on using them, especially as people can then potentially forget the worse elements of the Sony X-Men and Marvel can selectively bring in what they want.
I don't think we'll see a Wolverine as good as Jackman eventually got though. The idea of any of the 20-45 actor crowd around today trying to play Wolverine kind of worries me lol. I'm sure there's someone, I just can't think of who they are.
* = I know there are Fantastic Four fans who think they could work, but they're not enough by themselves, especially as they're almost their own thing, and it's really hard to not make Reed Richards a massively unlikeable asshole because in the comics frankly that's what he is. They don't have the wild charm and lunacy of the Avengers, nor do they have something to say unlike the X-Men (who are still relevant, astonishingly).
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Post by Jambowayoh on Apr 4, 2022 12:13:37 GMT
I think Marvel are smart enough to wait to reintroduce the X-Men only because they've been a constant movie presence since 2000, you have to leave a substantial time so the audience is able to recognise a clear demarcation between the Fox stuff and the MCU stuff even though the average movie goer will not be aware of any difference of studio and just see it as 'a Marvel movie'. I really don't envy them trying to make the X-Men work in the MCU especially as you have to try and make them work in an established world where superhumans and God damn aliens exist, and then now you have to make a series of films with the conceit that the general population are scared of superhumans being born.
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Post by lexw on Apr 4, 2022 12:49:56 GMT
then now you have to make a series of films with the conceit that the general population are scared of superhumans being born. I think is is achievable in much the same way the X-Men did it, because they also emerged into a Marvel universe full of Avengers and friendly local Spider-Men and so on, and real hated-and-feared stuff is mostly from the '80s and '90s so even later than their introduction. People spontaneously finding they have often-significant superhuman powers is kind of a big deal. This isn't really a thing with most MCU heroes, who typically gained their powers from a clear, usually non-replicable source. It's a very different situation between a super-genius billionaire building a suit of power-armour, or a god flying down from the heavens and your neighbour's son suddenly having uncontrollable eye-beams that smash everything they're pointed at, for example, or the clerk at the local shop suddenly being able to read and control minds. And given how fearful the US is of say, Black people, women's bodies/minds, or LGBT stuff (still!!!), it's very easy to see how that could extend rapidly to fearing mutants. I mean, the leading defence cops have for murdering some unarmed child or crazy guy or even person they've restrained is "I was afraid!" and the US really has a culture of fear about the slightest perceived "threat" from any group of people who aren't the establishment. Even the Avengers had Civil War and stuff and people like Stark (somewhat implausibly but whatever) coming down on the side of forced registration. If a bunch of people suddenly start manifesting powers, that's certainly going inspire a lot of fear. Introducing them is the tricky bit but the easiest way might be to have it be some sort of result of the blip, i.e. people who got blipped maybe sometimes start manifesting powers. Alternatively we have the "Ooops Wanda fucked up again!" angle, but that might be a little mean to Wanda - still they did show Wanda's shenanigans can cause mutations with Monica Rambeau. Maybe some sort of multiversal alternate Wanda will cause a larger problem. Or just some other multiverse shenanigans.
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Post by Jambowayoh on Apr 4, 2022 12:53:32 GMT
then now you have to make a series of films with the conceit that the general population are scared of superhumans being born. I think is is achievable in much the same way the X-Men did it, because they also emerged into a Marvel universe full of Avengers and friendly local Spider-Men and so on, and real hated-and-feared stuff is mostly from the '80s and '90s so even later than their introduction. People spontaneously finding they have often-significant superhuman powers is kind of a big deal. This isn't really a thing with most MCU heroes, who typically gained their powers from a clear, usually non-replicable source. It's a very different situation between a super-genius billionaire building a suit of power-armour, or a god flying down from the heavens and your neighbour's son suddenly having uncontrollable eye-beams that smash everything they're pointed at, for example, or the clerk at the local shop suddenly being able to read and control minds. And given how fearful the US is of say, Black people, women's bodies/minds, or LGBT stuff (still!!!), it's very easy to see how that could extend rapidly to fearing mutants. I mean, the leading defence cops have for murdering some unarmed child or crazy guy or even person they've restrained is "I was afraid!" and the US really has a culture of fear about the slightest perceived "threat" from any group of people who aren't the establishment. Call me crazy but I get the feeling that Marvel as a film studio are going to avoid linking their film to this particular angle.
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Post by lexw on Apr 4, 2022 12:57:10 GMT
Call me crazy but I get the feeling that Marvel as a film studio are going to avoid linking their film to this particular angle. I mean, they can try, but that's the angle the X-Men has - they're unreasonably hated and feared for who they are. It'd be kind of bizarre and backlash-encouraging to not use that angle, given how important it is. I'm sure they'll go out of their way to avoid making the link to police violence and so on too obvious, but I don't think you can do the X-Men and not end up commenting on fear of the other. Even the '90s cartoon was about that in large part. They're doing a revival of that cartoon sometime this year I think, presumably to test some waters, X-Men-wise.
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Post by Jambowayoh on Apr 4, 2022 13:06:24 GMT
Sure they'll make them feared but I balk at the idea that they'll make a link to current situations in America now. Fair play if they do but on both side of this stupid culture war I could see it being criticised for being woke or making light of the issues in America now by using superheroes as an analogy from a billion dollar machine. If you're into your comics you'll know what real life analogue the X-Men were based on but we're living in a timeline where nuance is sorely missing.
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Post by Reviewer on Apr 4, 2022 13:16:11 GMT
Make them all trans.
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Post by Jambowayoh on Apr 4, 2022 13:23:27 GMT
Ha, could you imagine.
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Post by lexw on Apr 4, 2022 13:26:10 GMT
Sure they'll make them feared but I balk at the idea that they'll make a link to current situations in America now. Fair play if they do but on both side of this stupid culture war I could see it being criticised for being woke or making light of the issues in America now by using superheroes as an analogy from a billion dollar machine. If you're into your comics you'll know what real life analogue the X-Men were based on but we're living in a timeline where nuance is sorely missing. I mean, I just think it's inevitable that they'll do that angle. They're not really the X-Men unless you do. I don't think any meaningful number of people will see it as "making light" of issues, because generally speaking people under 45 know who they X-Men are and what they represent so wouldn't see this as Marvel unreasonably extending their meaning. I mean, you don't have to be "into comics" to know X-Men represent fear of the other (where LGBT, Black, or whatever). My mum knows that and she's over 70. I'm sure they'll get accused of being "woke", but that's like accusing Star Trek of being "woke", it's laughable. You'll also note that on Disney+ there is a much higher proportion of "woke" shows than on, say, Prime, possibly even Netflix. Their current Turning Red which is dull-but-harmless is getting accused for being "woke" and so on and Disney seems unperturbed. Yeah, some people will quite reasonably criticise Disney for using them as a sort of proxy when Disney are still showing cowardice on LGBT+ issues, but that sort of criticism isn't the sort of criticism the media (mainstream or otherwise) enjoys so won't get any amplification.
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Post by Jambowayoh on Apr 4, 2022 13:28:49 GMT
I think you're mistaken I'm saying they won't link it explicitly to what's happening in America now. Fear of the other sure, but there won't be a specific analogy.
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Post by geefe on Apr 4, 2022 13:34:58 GMT
Yeah, no way Disney sanctions a relevant political statement that isn't "be nice to each other."
Got that Chinese market, too. Not a fucking chance.
X-Men will be the result of some kind of multiverse stuff or just be given their own series and it'll be the same message.
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Post by myk on Apr 4, 2022 13:58:49 GMT
The thing with mutants is that the fear has never been completely irrational - there are several that are effectively WMDs - which has always given it a bit more nuance.
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Post by aubergine on Apr 4, 2022 14:39:55 GMT
I’m dreading Marvel resurrecting X-Men to only do the exact same storyline that happened already in fifteen fucking Fox movies.
Which is to say, I don’t think they will. Not soon, anyway. Doctor Strange 2 will introduce X-Men characters into the MCU, but I think Phase 4-6 is going to act as a kind of Crisis On Infinite Earths, in the sense that they will introduce this multiverse, pull from it the IP they want, then collapse it all back into one universe by the end of it and continue with the new mix of characters.
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Post by lexw on Apr 4, 2022 14:52:08 GMT
I’m dreading Marvel resurrecting X-Men to only do the exact same storyline that happened already in fifteen fucking Fox movies. Yeah that would be bad. We definitely don't need a rehash of the same storyline, especially not with the Magneto-Xavier conflict at the center. Hopefully they can take some (not too much!) inspiration from the more recent X-Men comics and come up with their own take on the general X-Men story. I particularly hope we don't see Dark Phoenix stuff for at least a decade or so. I'd honestly be surprised if they stretch out the Crisis on Infinite Earths stuff for another decade (which is presumably how long 4-6 would be, given we're part-way through 4), and I wonder whether, if they did, they'd really be able to collapse it back down without people losing interest because inevitably it would mean paring off some stuff that some people really liked. It definitely seems like the stuff we have coming in phase 4 for sure is pretty scattershot and that combined with the new and rather surprising policy of "we don't lock actors into long-term contracts" makes me wonder if they're unsure what direction to take themselves and are doing a sort of very expensive and well-organised "throw shit against the wall and see what sticks".
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Post by Deleted on Apr 4, 2022 15:27:25 GMT
I agree with lexw in that taking the persecution angle out of the X-Men makes them not X-Men, so they definitely have to tackle that if they do decide to reboot it. But it wasn't ahead of its time, just unfortunately always relevant. Remember that it came out during the Civil Rights era, a time where not only were people more openly racist, but you had blacks/whites only water fountains, restrooms, sections of public transit, lynchings, etc. Xavier and Magneto were modeled after MLK and Malcolm X, after all. 80s or 90s might seem like the classic era because we grew up on the cartoon with Wolverine, Jean Grey, Rogue, Gambit etc, but you can make or set an X-Men franchise in literally any era because there's always some group of people fighting for equality you can insert into the allegory. LGBT would be the obvious current allusion people would see, but there's always something.
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Post by geefe on Apr 4, 2022 16:10:23 GMT
Mister Sinister would be my go-to. Great character and you can do a lot with him, especially the multi casting where his mind can be transferred. You've got the experimentation angle, which is different to what's been shown before.
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Post by simple on Apr 4, 2022 16:12:31 GMT
The mutant question is why I’ve always felt like X-Men makes a lot more sense as a standalone world rather than as a part of the wider Marvel Universe. Even in the comic books.
Its also why X-titles are my favourite stable of superhero titles.
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Post by aubergine on Apr 4, 2022 23:06:44 GMT
I know we’ve had this whole discussion in the past. My take on it was that they should have the X-Men be introduced to the MCU as escapees from an alternate universe, and then people can treat them like shit because they are refugees. So you get your classic Mistreated Mutants without having to retcon that they were somehow always there, like with The Eternals, and refugee treatment is much more topical.
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Post by 😎 on Apr 4, 2022 23:35:11 GMT
Didn’t they already do that with the people returned from the blip though? That was a big chunk of what Boat Loan was about.
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Post by lexw on Apr 5, 2022 1:38:29 GMT
Didn’t they already do that with the people returned from the blip though? That was a big chunk of what Boat Loan was about. It was and as usual they just didn't quite have the balls to follow through, and had the whole situation basically solved by Falcon giving a speech.
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Post by aubergine on Apr 5, 2022 9:39:58 GMT
Didn’t they already do that with the people returned from the blip though? That was a big chunk of what Boat Loan was about. That’s a fair observation. I made that Refugee X-Men proposal before Falcon and Winter Soldier and totally forgot about Falcon and Winter Soldier. I think Marvel could count on everyone else forgetting about it too.
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Post by simple on Apr 5, 2022 9:58:20 GMT
I know we’ve had this whole discussion in the past. My take on it was that they should have the X-Men be introduced to the MCU as escapees from an alternate universe, and then people can treat them like shit because they are refugees. So you get your classic Mistreated Mutants without having to retcon that they were somehow always there, like with The Eternals, and refugee treatment is much more topical. I like that as a solution. Plus they’re not boring as shit like the Eternals so their separateness is a strength not weakness.
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