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Post by Deleted on Jun 22, 2022 12:23:32 GMT
Or just use your fist to smash it all together on the plate and spoon it up.
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Post by Deleted on Jun 22, 2022 12:24:06 GMT
For those of you who have just joined us. The above comment does NOT relate to transgender athletes. Thanks.
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Post by Psiloc on Jun 22, 2022 15:06:23 GMT
Gender realignment surgery is way more brutal than I thought
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Post by スコットランド on Jun 22, 2022 15:39:01 GMT
Gender realignment surgery is way more brutal than I thought I never realised fists AND spoons were involved. |
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Post by Lukus on Jun 22, 2022 16:03:45 GMT
The scone cream/jam thing really is quite good metaphor for the black and white/binary/tribal nature of people.
The truly enlightened amongst us know it doesn't fucking matter, eat the jam from the pot like a goat and shove the cream up your arse
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Post by dogbot on Jun 22, 2022 16:07:37 GMT
Don't try this at home, kids.
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Post by 😎 on Jun 22, 2022 16:18:31 GMT
The fuck is this Facebook data mining shit
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Post by Jambowayoh on Jun 22, 2022 16:27:36 GMT
The fuck is this Facebook data mining shit Qué? |
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Post by cubby on Jun 22, 2022 16:28:39 GMT
Is shoving cream up your arse called data mining now?
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Post by 😎 on Jun 22, 2022 16:31:14 GMT
The “jam or cream first?” thing I see regularly on my fb feed from pages gaming the visibility algorithms and/or getting a nice list of accounts to harvest for data.
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Post by Bongo Heracles on Jun 22, 2022 16:33:20 GMT
The scone cream/jam thing really is quite good metaphor for the black and white/binary/tribal nature of people. The truly enlightened amongst us know it doesn't fucking matter, eat the jam from the pot like a goat and shove the cream up your arse Or, as my dad sagely noted when asked, ‘it all comes out the same colour’ |
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Post by Deleted on Jun 22, 2022 16:35:08 GMT
White I take it.
At least if those educational films I've been watching are accurate. White stuff goes up there, white stuff comes out.
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Post by Deleted on Jun 22, 2022 16:35:33 GMT
Still really fancy a scone now dammit.
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Post by monkman5000 on Jun 22, 2022 16:35:53 GMT
When you VOMIT IT UP BECAUSE YOU PUT THE CREAM ON FIRST
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Post by Deleted on Jun 22, 2022 16:37:13 GMT
Two monkmans one scone
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Post by aubergine on Jun 22, 2022 17:16:43 GMT
what fucking debate, you put the cream on first, that's all there is to it Just for clear transparency I don't like scones and with my made up condition of lactose intolerance I have no skin in this game. Lactose caused your skin to fall off?!? |
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Post by Jambowayoh on Jun 22, 2022 18:01:34 GMT
Just for clear transparency I don't like scones and with my made up condition of lactose intolerance I have no skin in this game. Lactose caused your skin to fall off?!? Yes. Yes it did. |
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Post by nazo on Jun 22, 2022 18:10:39 GMT
Do you jam first wrong ‘uns put cheese on your crackers then butter on the cheese?
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Post by jono62 on Jun 22, 2022 18:30:58 GMT
So if a scone has raisins but has them taken out, do they have an unfair advantage over scones that had no raisins to start?
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Post by Bongo Heracles on Jun 22, 2022 18:44:22 GMT
If I’m given a fruit scone with my cream tea, I just throw it at the waiter until he gets me a proper one.
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Post by Ulythium on Jun 22, 2022 19:13:14 GMT
If I’m given a fruit scone with my cream tea, I just throw it at the waiter until he gets me a proper one.
"A proper one" being... a scone with even MORE fruit?
Plain scones suck. May as well have a slice of bread.
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Post by Lizard on Jun 22, 2022 20:32:10 GMT
This debate is ridiculous. You want a cheese scone with cayenne pepper and butter, non of this disgusting shit with raisins and jam.
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Post by Deleted on Jun 22, 2022 20:32:48 GMT
Surely jam first. It is thick and the soft cream can be spread over it. Trying to evenly spread semi solid jam over a cm of soft cream is just crazy!
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Post by Danno on Jun 22, 2022 20:39:59 GMT
Surely jam first. It is thick and the soft cream can be spread over it. Trying to evenly spread semi solid jam over a cm of soft cream is just crazy! Clotted rant incoming from someone or another |
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Post by Deleted on Jun 22, 2022 20:45:36 GMT
Even clotted there is the fact that the jam layer is thinner than the cream layer, it is easier to layer think on top of thin than vice versa.
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Post by mikeck on Jun 22, 2022 22:54:51 GMT
Surely jam first. It is thick and the soft cream can be spread over it. Trying to evenly spread semi solid jam over a cm of soft cream is just crazy! You'll never be allowed to stop in Devon with filthy talk like that. We don't like your kind here (though you can drive through to visit those jam first wrong'uns in Cornwall). |
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Post by Bill in the rain on Jun 23, 2022 3:29:11 GMT
This thread was going too fast so I had to skip 5 pages to the end. Something strange seems to have happened in the intervening pages. PS/ Clearly the clotted cream goes on first! It is thick and the soft cream can be spread over it. Are you saying clotted cream is softer than jam??? |
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Post by MolarAm🔵 on Jun 23, 2022 3:44:43 GMT
I for one think we have solved this issue. Gosh it was hard!
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Post by nazo on Jun 23, 2022 7:18:07 GMT
Wait, people are using soft cream and hard jam? This just gets worse the further down you go.
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Post by cubby on Jun 23, 2022 8:13:19 GMT
Balance the slice of jam on top of the single cream that you poured on your cheese scone*
*scown? Scon?
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