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Post by Sarfrin on Feb 10, 2022 21:40:21 GMT
Christ, forgot again yesterday. Stop hiding in the fridge so I remember to call you a cunt, you badly stuffed flash frozen pork sausage of a man. This won't stand, Fishboi. Deputise if you need to Anyone and everyone is welcome to call Boris a cunt in this thread at any time but you are the most welcome danno. |
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Post by Sarfrin on Feb 10, 2022 21:43:38 GMT
Maybe something in you is starting to like the old devil I'm so confident in my dislike this doesn't raise even a scintilla of doubt or distress in me. |
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Post by Danno on Feb 10, 2022 21:43:59 GMT
This won't stand, Fishboi. Deputise if you need to Anyone and everyone is welcome to call Boris a cunt in this thread at any time but you are the most welcome danno. I'd have the easy job tomrrow. Link the Marina article and job done Hey where's my capital D, Fishboi |
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Post by dfunked on Feb 10, 2022 21:45:08 GMT
This is how it starts. First you slip for a day, then two, then an entire week goes by without you calling him a cunt.
Before you know it you'll be sitting in a cold dark room, lit only by the faint LED lights on your "LIVE, LOVE, LAUGH" centrepiece above the mantle, clicking your "DM" favourite to keep up to date with the latest on are beloved PM and Saint Carrie.
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Post by Sarfrin on Feb 10, 2022 21:49:03 GMT
Hey where's my capital D, Fishboi It's my affectionate nickname for you. I'm just not very creative. |
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Post by Sarfrin on Feb 10, 2022 21:50:03 GMT
This is how it starts. First you slip for a day, then two, then an entire week goes by without you calling him a cunt. Before you know it you'll be sitting in a cold dark room, lit only by the faint LED lights on your "LIVE, LOVE, LAUGH" centrepiece above the mantle, clicking your "DM" favourite to keep up to date with the latest on are beloved PM and Saint Carrie. OK, now I am little disturbed. |
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Post by Danno on Feb 10, 2022 22:42:39 GMT
This is how it starts. First you slip for a day, then two, then an entire week goes by without you calling him a cunt. Before you know it you'll be sitting in a cold dark room, lit only by the faint LED lights on your "LIVE, LOVE, LAUGH" centrepiece above the mantle, clicking your "DM" favourite to keep up to date with the latest on are beloved PM and Saint Carrie. OK, now I am little disturbed. Slippery slope innit |
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Post by Sarfrin on Feb 11, 2022 19:08:22 GMT
Not today Boris, you cunt. If you ask us to learn to live with Lhassa fever I'm coming round to Downing Street with two bottles of poisoned wine in a little wooden box.
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Post by Danno on Feb 11, 2022 19:12:20 GMT
Not today Boris, you cunt. If you ask us to learn to live with Lhassa fever I'm coming round to Downing Street with two bottles of poisoned wine in a little wooden box. Load it into a model bus |
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Post by Aunt Alison on Feb 11, 2022 21:59:32 GMT
Not Boris, but him upstairs. I don't care if he works in mysterious ways, sometimes a cunt is just a cunt
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Post by Danno on Feb 11, 2022 22:24:28 GMT
Not Boris, but him upstairs. I don't care if he works in mysterious ways, sometimes a cunt is just a cunt Who? |
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Post by Sarfrin on Feb 11, 2022 22:25:33 GMT
I'm of the opinion that he works in mysterious ways because he doesn't work at all, because he doesn't exist. Life is just a cunt sometimes. But I hope whatever it is works out OK for you if it can.
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Post by Danno on Feb 11, 2022 22:32:32 GMT
Not Boris, but him upstairs. I don't care if he works in mysterious ways, sometimes a cunt is just a cunt You are Burke AICMFP  |
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Post by Aunt Alison on Feb 11, 2022 22:59:35 GMT
I'm alright now, I was just very annoyed for a minute. I used to love Trap Door though
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Post by Sarfrin on Feb 11, 2022 23:10:13 GMT
I'm alright now, I was just very annoyed for a minute. I used to love Trap Door though You owe me one then. I'm a teacher. I'm annoyed for so many minutes every day I need the long holidays to prevent my blood pressure exploding all 8 pints out through my skin in one go. |
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Post by Aunt Alison on Feb 11, 2022 23:26:19 GMT
It wasn't anything especially earth shattering, I just had the thread open and thought I'd have a pop
I thought about being a teacher but almost every teacher I've ever spoken to hates it
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Post by Sarfrin on Feb 12, 2022 0:12:47 GMT
It's a great job if you like complaining about your job. To be fair though having spent 25 years in another job, working with kids is simultaneously heart meltingly fantastic, furiously annoying and absolutely exhausting. And then you get all the shite from utter incompetents in the DfE on top of that. We all hate it because of all the stuff that gets in the way of us actually helping the children we get to know and like every year.
ETA And there are vanishingly few children you can spend 5 hours a day 5 days a week with and not find something to like about them.
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Post by Lizard on Feb 12, 2022 3:38:32 GMT
I'm alright now, I was just very annoyed for a minute. I used to love Trap Door though I'll never forget the one where he has to go through the trapdoor into the crazy underworld. |
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Post by X201 on Feb 12, 2022 9:48:14 GMT
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Post by Deleted on Feb 12, 2022 10:02:25 GMT
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Post by stixxuk on Feb 12, 2022 11:17:59 GMT
It's insane that this guy is still in post. Proven liar, hypocrite and racist Just listened to this www.bbc.co.uk/sounds/play/m0014rmbSeems like a relatively small thing in the scheme of things but the stuff about claiming unemployment and crime have gone down when they've actually gone up really fucking pisses me off. People who knowingly and repeatedly misrepresent the facts to the point where they claim the opposite of reality can fuck right off. |
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Post by Jambowayoh on Feb 12, 2022 11:28:14 GMT
Just checking, he's still a cunt yeah?
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Post by dfunked on Feb 12, 2022 11:29:20 GMT
*Checks clipboard*
Yep. Still a cunt.
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Post by stixxuk on Feb 12, 2022 11:46:26 GMT
Obviously still a cunt, the question is why still Prime Minister?
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Post by Sarfrin on Feb 12, 2022 13:53:44 GMT
Did you attend any illegal parties at Downing Street during lockdown?
A. No.
B. No.
C. I don't know what a party is.
D. I've never been to Downing Street.
E. If you have a photograph of me at one I was only there for 5 minutes, there was no booze and I didn't realise it was a party.
F. If you have a photo of me with booze it was too cheap for me to recognise it as booze and I accidentally wandered into the room thinking it was the toilet.
G. All of the above. And I'm a cunt.
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Post by MysteryLamb on Feb 13, 2022 17:13:12 GMT
What is Boris today? Clarification is required.
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Post by Aunt Alison on Feb 13, 2022 17:18:47 GMT
One of the mods should word swap cunt for Boris
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Post by Sarfrin on Feb 13, 2022 17:21:50 GMT
Why on earth is he visiting Scotland? Everyone there correctly thinks he's a cunt.
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Post by Sarfrin on Feb 14, 2022 20:07:10 GMT
Camilla tests positive for coronavirus. Boris tests positive for being a cunt for the two hundred and eight thousandth day in a row.
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