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Post by Sarfrin on Jan 13, 2022 21:10:43 GMT
Can't think why I didn't create this thread weeks ago. I will be posting daily to confirm the truth of the thread title.
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mcmonkeyplc
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General Martok Qapla!
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Post by mcmonkeyplc on Jan 13, 2022 21:11:32 GMT
We all know this.
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Post by djronz on Jan 13, 2022 21:12:08 GMT
He's doing his best in tough circumstances.
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cubby
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doesn't get subtext
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Post by cubby on Jan 13, 2022 21:14:22 GMT
Why do I have the sudden urge to start a sausage roll thread
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richardiox
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Post by richardiox on Jan 13, 2022 21:26:01 GMT
Someone clearly hasnt heard of a little thing called BOOSTER CAMPAIGN. Now scuttle back off to The Guardian forums you fucking commie bastard, and get a job whilst you're at it.
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dogbot
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Post by dogbot on Jan 13, 2022 21:27:23 GMT
Sky is up, water is wet.
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Ulythium
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Post by Ulythium on Jan 13, 2022 21:31:58 GMT
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Post by Danno on Jan 13, 2022 22:50:59 GMT
The Mail (really) ran a piece on his entire throne of lies today, even delving into his "journalism". Ignoring their hypocrisy and enabling of the fat boozey shitwheeze, if they have knives out he's fucked.
But he's a resilient cunt when it comes to power, so he'll be forced out unwillingly, and hopefully in the most agonising manner posible, no doubt shortly followed by another affair*+divorce. And maybe, just maybe he'll be too tarnished to make the big bucks on the speaking/lobbying circuit afterwards.**
*Somehow - I made dumplings that were more fuckable in a two hour Wowcher dim sum making course back in 2016 with a sprained forearm.
**I'm not naive enough to really believe this, just let me have this for a moment
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Lizard
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Post by Lizard on Jan 14, 2022 5:23:24 GMT
The Mail has always hated Johnson, hasn't it? He probably frowned at Dacre once or something.
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Post by Sarfrin on Jan 14, 2022 8:08:22 GMT
Oh absolutely. It's just to make me feel better. |
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Immaterial
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A real person people.
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Post by Immaterial on Jan 14, 2022 8:35:11 GMT
Subject line needs to be sung to that racist old song 'Camptown races'.
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Post by Sarfrin on Jan 14, 2022 12:10:26 GMT
"He's a cunt all niiiight,
He's a cunt all day!
Bet my country on a spaffing pork sword,
Somebody make me a lord."
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Post by tsr999 on Jan 14, 2022 15:51:21 GMT
KATG had a push to get this to number 1 over xmas. Got close (despite the fact it absolutely couldn't be played on the radio)
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Post by Sarfrin on Jan 14, 2022 17:13:59 GMT
Still a cunt.
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Post by deekyfun on Jan 14, 2022 18:18:26 GMT
This really does need to be set up as some on-the hour-update service, like the speaking clock. I have a suspicion that maintenance on update edits would be low.
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Post by Danno on Jan 14, 2022 18:19:16 GMT
This really does need to be set up as some on-the hour-update service, like the speaking clock. I have a suspicion that maintenance on update edits would be low. Bound to be at least one twitterbot out there |
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Post by Sarfrin on Jan 14, 2022 20:06:47 GMT
"At the third stroke, Boris Johnson will be...a cunt, precisely. Beep beep beeeep."
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Post by djronz on Jan 15, 2022 12:58:50 GMT
Just checking... Is he still a cunt?
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Post by 111 on Jan 15, 2022 13:18:38 GMT
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Post by Sarfrin on Jan 15, 2022 15:26:35 GMT
Saturday, Saturday,
Saturday is Tiswas day,
Saturday, Saturday,
Saturday is Tiswas
Never again to miss ’cos
Boris Johnson's still a cunt!
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Post by Danno on Jan 15, 2022 16:19:02 GMT
However, the prime minister is reportedly preparing a plan to stay in the job in which top officials may be sacked in place of Johnson. First reported by the Independent, the drive has been dubbed “Operation Save Big Dog” by Johnson himself
The sheer fucking tedium of the cunt
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Post by Blackmarsh63 on Jan 15, 2022 16:20:52 GMT
Looking for sacrificial lambs to "resign" to save his arse and ditching Plan B to keep his chums happy.
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Post by Sarfrin on Jan 15, 2022 17:30:13 GMT
His whole thing is to blame anyone but himself for problems, so that's not surprising. I don't think it'll work though. He was at some of these parties FFS.
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EMarkM
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Well, quite...
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Post by EMarkM on Jan 15, 2022 18:03:44 GMT
Oh, I did just check, by the way.
He still is.
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cubby
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Post by cubby on Jan 15, 2022 22:31:09 GMT
Slipped on to the second page
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Post by Sarfrin on Jan 16, 2022 14:48:01 GMT
Trudging slowly over Persian rugs
Back to the wall where the paper's golden
This is the Downing Street flat
Occupied by a twat
Partygeddon, come Partygeddon!
Come, Partygeddon! Come!
Everyday is like Sunday
Boris is still a cunt they say.
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Post by Leolian'sBro on Jan 16, 2022 15:26:41 GMT
He makes Kendall Roy look self-aware. |
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zephro
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Post by zephro on Jan 16, 2022 15:29:56 GMT
I think this is as close as this old lady can get to saying he's a cunt:
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Post by Sarfrin on Jan 17, 2022 18:25:54 GMT
It's Monday, the least popular day of the week. Talking of things that are unpopular, Boris Johnson continues to hide in his flat, inexplicably following isolation protocols that no longer exist, and continues to be a cunt.
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Post by dfunked on Jan 17, 2022 18:31:18 GMT
He's just waiting for the right wing press to pick up steam with the intricately planned "Boris is great because he killed the evil snowflakey wokeist Lilly liberal BBC" campaign...
...Like some kind of cunt.
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