Ulythium
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Post by Ulythium on Jan 24, 2022 21:59:05 GMT
I think Moron just realised he had a rare opportunity to call someone else a cunt without being accused of hypocrisy.
Still, now I'm on his side, which is just gross. It's like that time I had to offer begrudging respect to Jeremy Clarkson for punching... erm... Piers Moron.
The cycle of life, I guess! Come back in a decade or so when I find myself reluctantly praising Boris Johnson because he took a great steaming dump on Donald Trump's toupee.
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Lukus
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Post by Lukus on Jan 24, 2022 22:03:13 GMT
I imagine Clarkson probably has one of the most feeble punches known to man.
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Post by Sarfrin on Jan 24, 2022 22:23:07 GMT
Still, now I'm on his side, which is just gross. It's like that time I had to offer begrudging respect to Jeremy Clarkson for punching... erm... Piers Moron. That's like two rats fighting over a used condom. You don't have to respect one of them just because you've seen it rooting through your bins before. |
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Post by MysteryLamb on Jan 24, 2022 22:47:03 GMT
Peter Bone is also the pejorative meaning of the term for female genitalia.
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Post by Danno on Jan 24, 2022 22:51:16 GMT
I have actual nightmares where my hair has grown back and looks like that
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Post by Danno on Jan 24, 2022 22:52:46 GMT
Still, now I'm on his side, which is just gross. It's like that time I had to offer begrudging respect to Jeremy Clarkson for punching... erm... Piers Moron. That's like two rats fighting over a used condom. You don't have to respect one of them just because you've seen it rooting through your bins before. Yes you fucking do. That's MY binrat. |
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Post by MysteryLamb on Jan 25, 2022 11:43:56 GMT
Boris has resigned!
Sorry, re-signed. Cunt rolls on.
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Post by dfunked on Jan 25, 2022 11:50:54 GMT
Fucker! Had me going for a moment.
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Post by Danno on Jan 25, 2022 11:52:47 GMT
Ban plz
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Post by Sarfrin on Jan 25, 2022 19:37:18 GMT
Will we still see you next Tuesday Boris? Possibility not. That you are still a C U Next Tuesday is beyond doubt.
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Post by Sarfrin on Jan 26, 2022 12:28:19 GMT
What an absolute fucking cunt! Wrong thread, but it fits. No more to be said today. |
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Lukus
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Post by Lukus on Jan 26, 2022 20:05:34 GMT
Pretty much sums it up; he's always been a self serving little twat.
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Post by Danno on Jan 26, 2022 20:28:59 GMT
Couldn't be bothered to watch it all as it nailed him in the first 3mins
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Immaterial
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Post by Immaterial on Jan 26, 2022 21:26:54 GMT
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Post by Danno on Jan 26, 2022 23:08:26 GMT
Ha! Superb
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Post by Sarfrin on Jan 27, 2022 18:43:38 GMT
You know that yellow shaggy fur that camels have? Now imagine a camel got a really enormous clagnut and it accidentally fell off into a suit. Boris Johnson. Who is also a cunt.
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Post by Sarfrin on Jan 28, 2022 19:37:07 GMT
Johnson gives us gamers a Friday present with the obviously spurious claim that the cake is a lie (ironically it's the only thing that isn't). Thanks Boris, but you're still a cunt.
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Post by dfunked on Jan 28, 2022 19:43:11 GMT
It certainly hasn't been a triumph.
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Post by Sarfrin on Jan 28, 2022 20:30:05 GMT
You can imagine this in Johnson's execrable pompous voice...
This was a triumph
I'm making a note here; "Huge success"
It's hard to overstate
My satisfaction
Conservative Party:
We do what we must
Because we can
For the good of all of us
Except the ones who are dead
But there's no sense crying
Over every mistake
You just keep on trying
Till you run out of lies
And the science gets followed
And you make a neat vaccine
For the people who are
Still alive
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Post by Sarfrin on Jan 29, 2022 8:49:02 GMT
Inspirational message for Ukraine - don't think of it as losing a war, think of it as gaining a cunt.
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Post by Danno on Jan 29, 2022 8:53:56 GMT
You can imagine this in Johnson's execrable pompous voice... This was a triumph I'm making a note here; "Huge success" It's hard to overstate My satisfaction Conservative Party: We do what we must Because we can For the good of all of us Except the ones who are dead But there's no sense crying Over every mistake You just keep on trying Till you run out of lies And the science gets followed And you make a neat vaccine For the people who are Still alive I did a quick take to make sure this wasn't a RickRoll |
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Post by Sarfrin on Jan 29, 2022 10:53:49 GMT
It's a Portroll. I'm such a nerd that's still my ringtone.
What was impressive was that I only had to change about half a dozen words to make a song about a murderous psychotic AI fit the conservative party perfectly.
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Post by Sarfrin on Jan 30, 2022 16:44:23 GMT
Gosh, we nearly got through Sunday without Boris Johnson being called a cunt. But he is one.
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Post by Danno on Jan 30, 2022 16:46:01 GMT
Gosh, we nearly got through Sunday without Boris Johnson being called a cunt. But he is one. Never Forget. |
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Post by Aunt Alison on Jan 30, 2022 16:47:36 GMT
I feel this is a bit unfair to vaginas
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Post by Blackmarsh63 on Jan 30, 2022 16:49:57 GMT
Inspirational message for Ukraine - don't think of it as losing a war, think of it as gaining a cunt. Isn't Liz "Pork Markets " Truss going with him as well 🤔 |
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Post by Danno on Jan 30, 2022 16:51:18 GMT
Inspirational message for Ukraine - don't think of it as losing a war, think of it as gaining a cunt. Isn't Liz "Pork Markets " Truss going with him as well 🤔 Of course, she has her own tank and everything |
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Post by Sarfrin on Jan 30, 2022 16:55:25 GMT
I feel this is a bit unfair to vaginas I mean it purely in the sense of the worst swear in the English language. No association between Boris Johnson and actual vaginas is intended, or indeed recommended. |
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Post by Sarfrin on Jan 30, 2022 16:56:15 GMT
Inspirational message for Ukraine - don't think of it as losing a war, think of it as gaining a cunt. Isn't Liz "Pork Markets " Truss going with him as well 🤔 As if they don't have enough to contend with. |
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Post by Sarfrin on Jan 31, 2022 15:55:00 GMT
"I will fix it." Who'd imagine there could be something worse than Jim fixing it? Cunt.
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