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Post by Sarfrin on Apr 25, 2022 16:52:41 GMT
"Boris Johnson has suggested he would discipline the source of "misogynistic" claims about Labour's deputy leader in a Sunday newspaper article."
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Mr Johnson threatened to unleash "the terrors of the earth" on the source behind the comments if they were ever identified.
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Downing Street will not be asking for an inquiry into who made the comments to the newspaper, with a source saying this was because such inquiries rarely found the person in question."
Honestly, I don't know why this cunt even bothers opening his mouth sometimes.
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Post by Vandelay on Apr 25, 2022 16:57:38 GMT
The quote was he used was, aptly, from King "Leer".
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Post by stuz359 on Apr 25, 2022 17:35:03 GMT
IIRC it didn't end well for King Lear.
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Post by simple on Apr 25, 2022 17:48:13 GMT
"Boris Johnson has suggested he would discipline the source of "misogynistic" claims about Labour's deputy leader in a Sunday newspaper article." ... Mr Johnson threatened to unleash "the terrors of the earth" on the source behind the comments if they were ever identified. ... Downing Street will not be asking for an inquiry into who made the comments to the newspaper, with a source saying this was because such inquiries rarely found the person in question." Honestly, I don't know why this cunt even bothers opening his mouth sometimes. Have we ruled out it being him, honestly? |
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Post by Vortex on Apr 25, 2022 19:22:29 GMT
Top work LFace. 😀
Should have quoted it for the new page.
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Post by Vortex on Apr 25, 2022 19:23:38 GMT
Ah fuck it, here it is again. |
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Post by JuniorFE on Apr 25, 2022 19:42:36 GMT
"Boris Johnson has suggested he would discipline the source of "misogynistic" claims about Labour's deputy leader in a Sunday newspaper article." ... Mr Johnson threatened to unleash "the terrors of the earth" on the source behind the comments if they were ever identified. ... Downing Street will not be asking for an inquiry into who made the comments to the newspaper, with a source saying this was because such inquiries rarely found the person in question." Honestly, I don't know why this cunt even bothers opening his mouth sometimes. "If we ever identify them, we'll kick their ass so hard their grandchildren will have bruises!"
"...No, of course we won't try to identify them, that's crazy talk!"
Just... |
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Post by jetsetchilli on Apr 25, 2022 20:04:24 GMT
Have we ruled out it being him, honestly? Exactly my thoughts! |
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Post by LFace on Apr 26, 2022 7:39:12 GMT
Top work LFace. 😀 Should have quoted it for the new page. Whilst I'd love to take credit for this magnificent piece of work, I shamelessly stole it from Reddit! |
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Post by Sarfrin on Apr 26, 2022 20:47:23 GMT
Want ideas for how to ease the cost of living crisis without spending any money do you? How about the whole shower of cunts you gave jobs and you, King Cunt of them all, resign and call a general election. That can't fail to improve things.
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Post by JuniorFE on Apr 26, 2022 20:55:40 GMT
Want ideas for how to ease the cost of living crisis without spending any money do you? How about the whole shower of cunts you gave jobs and you, King Cunt of them all, resign and call a general election. That can't fail to improve things. *Dorries becomes PM* |
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Post by dogbot on Apr 26, 2022 21:09:07 GMT
Covered by "shower of cunts", surely.
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Post by dfunked on Apr 26, 2022 21:12:22 GMT
Monsoon of cunts
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Post by JuniorFE on Apr 26, 2022 21:12:48 GMT
Sure, but is anything blocking her from running for the position after they resign?
I was mostly joking but I am genuinely curious whether someone can run for a different parliament spot after they resign from their current one.
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Post by dogbot on Apr 26, 2022 21:16:20 GMT
Sure, but is anything blocking her from running for the position after they resign? I was mostly joking but I am genuinely curious whether someone can run for a different parliament spot after they resign from their current one. I think she can stand for party leader, in the event that the current incumbent resigns or is removed, yes. |
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Post by dfunked on Apr 26, 2022 21:25:00 GMT
Jesus. Don't say scary things like this so close to bedtime. I'll probably have an out of the frying pan into the fire type nightmare tonight.
Nadine Dorries... Ugh!
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Post by JuniorFE on Apr 26, 2022 21:46:05 GMT
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Post by Danno on Apr 26, 2022 21:52:31 GMT
Want ideas for how to ease the cost of living crisis without spending any money do you? How about the whole shower of cunts you gave jobs and you, King Cunt of them all, resign and call a general election. That can't fail to improve things. *Dorries becomes PM* I know you're massively detatched from this becoming a reality but please don't remind me/us |
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Post by JuniorFE on Apr 26, 2022 21:57:29 GMT
I know you're massively detatched from this becoming a reality but please don't remind me/us Eh, I'd say someone like Dorries leading Britain or any country isn't as detached from me as you might think with the global repercussions it would have... Although the effect (edit: on my country specifically) would be slightly less immediate than if it happened in France or Germany for example, since Britain is no longer in the EU, true. |
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Post by Danno on Apr 26, 2022 22:01:31 GMT
I know you're massively detatched from this becoming a reality but please don't remind me/us Eh, I'd say someone like Dorries leading Britain or any country isn't as detached from me as you might think with the global repercussions it would have... Although the effect would be slightly less immediate than if it happened in France or Germany for example, since Britain is no longer in the EU, true. Ha, we have no clout anymore, and those that want power are almost entirely focused on a combination of domestic culture war based policies and internal party dickery. Dorries is the epitome of all of that from clout onwards. |
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Post by Sarfrin on May 6, 2022 22:24:36 GMT
I decided not to devote daily effort to that cunt any more, but take those election results today you cunt.
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Post by Jambowayoh on May 6, 2022 22:29:16 GMT
It's ok, I got this one.
GET TO FUCK YOU SLOVENLY,MEDIOCRE, VILEDA MOP WEARING, DISINGENUOUS CUNTWAFFLE.
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Post by Danno on May 6, 2022 22:30:38 GMT
I decided not to devote daily effort to that cunt any more, but take those election results today you cunt. About fucking time |
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Post by Blue_Mike on May 15, 2022 0:31:22 GMT
What an absolute bell-end. Did it take her being two feet away from him before he realised she was a real person and not just a story on paper?
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Post by Danno on May 15, 2022 0:33:39 GMT
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Post by Blue_Mike on May 15, 2022 0:36:29 GMT
Just means he's gearing up for a big one. We are in the calm at the eye of the oncoming storm. |
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Post by Danno on May 15, 2022 0:37:11 GMT
Just means he's gearing up for a big one. We are in the calm at the eye of the oncoming storm. Oh lord no |
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Post by JuniorFE on May 15, 2022 0:56:16 GMT
Just means he's gearing up for a big one. We are in the calm at the eye of the oncoming storm. Oh lord no A cuntaclysm, if you will. |
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Post by Jambowayoh on May 15, 2022 8:41:04 GMT
Hi guys, I'm flying back to Andorra today and all I can feel is that Boris is a cunt. It feels good. It feels good.
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Post by Frog on May 15, 2022 8:44:46 GMT
You were flying back to Andorra today, you will now be detained at the airport and sent to Rwanda for slandering our glorious leader.
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