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Post by Vandelay on Jul 17, 2024 13:17:28 GMT
The religious crackpots are keen to attribute Trump surviving due to some divine intervention by God, but if you believe that, surely you've got to also consider that fucking Satan himself might have stepped in too. And you also have to believe that God didn't give a fuck about the guy that actually got killed when Trump thoughtlessly moved his head out of the way.
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Post by gibroon on Jul 17, 2024 13:40:59 GMT
/checks internet They're calling Lilt Fanta Grapefruit and Pineapple now?! How bizarre. What's really annoying is that particular flavour of Fanta is nowhere to be found around my part of the UK. Every other flavour of Fanta is though, a conspiracy I tell ye.
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Post by Dougs on Jul 17, 2024 14:06:40 GMT
I am pretty devastated. The can looked so similar!
Aldi and Lidl do good knock off lilt though.
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Post by JuniorFE on Jul 17, 2024 14:12:25 GMT
The religious crackpots are keen to attribute Trump surviving due to some divine intervention by God, but if you believe that, surely you've got to also consider that fucking Satan himself might have stepped in too. And you also have to believe that God didn't give a fuck about the guy that actually got killed when Trump thoughtlessly moved his head out of the way. He was a necessary sacrifice to ensure their God King's life was spared, thoughts and prayers
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Post by simple on Jul 17, 2024 14:15:51 GMT
/checks internet They're calling Lilt Fanta Grapefruit and Pineapple now?! How bizarre. What's really annoying is that particular flavour of Fanta is nowhere to be found around my part of the UK. Every other flavour of Fanta is though, a conspiracy I tell ye. The cornershop near me stocks a Fanta called that but its not the Lilt replacement but a different foreign can where the drink has the luminescence of Berocca piss and tastes extremely chemically. They also do an Orange which is near Irn Bru in colour and lists “Red” and “Yellow” among the ingredients. So beware if its actual Lilt flavour you’re looking for. [/votereform]
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Post by Vandelay on Jul 17, 2024 14:21:16 GMT
Nothing beats US orange Fanta. The colour makes it look like it should glow in the dark.
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Post by MegaChad Sigma. on Jul 17, 2024 17:40:50 GMT
Orangina for me.
Mmmmm.
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Post by Jambowayoh on Jul 17, 2024 21:12:19 GMT
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Post by JuniorFE on Jul 17, 2024 21:16:39 GMT
The obvious and only answer is SunnyD
/has never had SunnyD or pretty much any US-only drink
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Post by elstoof on Jul 17, 2024 21:18:43 GMT
Lilt is just a knockoff Ting
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Post by Danno on Jul 17, 2024 21:20:17 GMT
We go live to user load whoever you were
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Post by Jambowayoh on Jul 17, 2024 21:33:59 GMT
😱
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Post by Danno on Jul 17, 2024 21:38:35 GMT
I am fucking shocked, stunned Hey Anonymous, do something funny
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Post by JuniorFE on Jul 17, 2024 22:02:46 GMT
Wait why Wisconsin specifically?
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Post by Danno on Jul 17, 2024 22:03:47 GMT
Wait why Wisconsin specifically? Top staggers there Fuck you auto correct
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Post by Jambowayoh on Jul 17, 2024 22:06:10 GMT
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Post by Danno on Jul 17, 2024 22:08:01 GMT
YOU WILL TASTE MAN-HOLES
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Post by JuniorFE on Jul 17, 2024 22:09:04 GMT
Ah. I'd imagine Griftr to be getting much more use in that case though
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Post by Danno on Jul 17, 2024 22:10:05 GMT
TO WHORRRE!
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Tuffty
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Post by Tuffty on Jul 17, 2024 23:14:07 GMT
Biden tested positive for Covid. I know what you're thinking.
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Post by JuniorFE on Jul 17, 2024 23:17:49 GMT
A few hours after he'd said he'd "consider retiring if a health issue came up?"
I mean, I don't like to play the conspiracy theorist but... That's pretty good timing...
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Post by JuniorFE on Jul 17, 2024 23:18:54 GMT
Oh the MAGAts are gonna fucking freak out saying he was trying to infect Trump in the debate or something, aren't they...
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Post by Whizzo on Jul 18, 2024 0:09:59 GMT
Hat tip to Biden and his social media team. Presumably he's not feeling too bad for them to put this out.
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Post by Whizzo on Jul 18, 2024 9:41:18 GMT
Trumpists are so fucking stupid.
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Post by Jambowayoh on Jul 18, 2024 9:46:20 GMT
#notacult
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Post by Lukus on Jul 18, 2024 9:53:33 GMT
Trumpists are so fucking stupid. That reminds me of a time when I was a kid I found a bag of bandages in a cupboard and put one on my face. Years later my mum would tell me they were sanitary pads.
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Lukus
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Post by Lukus on Jul 18, 2024 9:53:46 GMT
I was 27
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Post by JuniorFE on Jul 18, 2024 10:34:34 GMT
They wear diapers because pissing and shitting yourself is manly now that their God King does it. They wear shirts that say "Better Russian than Democrat" (and then rage against "communism") because their God King believes it. They believe that Trump surviving the shooting is a sign from God that he's the chosen one (ignore his 34 felonies, adulteries, rapes, displaying all the 7 sins...) But yeah not a cult.
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Post by Tuffty on Jul 18, 2024 11:12:50 GMT
Marjorie Taylor Green said she saw an angel protect Trump by guiding the bullet away in what looked like an American flag
God must've been short staffed on angels that day though, considering they allowed some other guy to die.
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Post by apollo on Jul 18, 2024 11:20:37 GMT
The bbc has a video and quotes of trump cults with ear bandages
fuck off cultist
Hope Biden recovers from covid, it must be rough at his age (although he had the best medical support) but its going about everywhere it seems. Hopefully it will let him gracefully exit from the race for POTUS for next next term
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