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Post by 😎 on Dec 17, 2021 20:39:09 GMT
I'll start. Green Lantern.
Oh no, the colour yellow and some wood, I'm now powerless and can be easily beaten to death.
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Post by Deleted on Dec 17, 2021 20:40:06 GMT
Superman.
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Post by dogbot on Dec 17, 2021 20:41:54 GMT
Pea Wet Man
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Post by Jambowayoh on Dec 17, 2021 20:43:47 GMT
Super Ted. The reasons are very obvious.
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Post by Deleted on Dec 17, 2021 20:43:52 GMT
Green Lantern is pretty dumb, yeah
What is power literally courage or some shit? And his weakness is fear? Fuck outta here
Domino is similarly dumb, though I think her look is great. But like, her power is just good luck? Okay
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Post by cubby on Dec 17, 2021 20:44:21 GMT
Poll man
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Post by Deleted on Dec 17, 2021 20:44:45 GMT
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Post by Aunt Alison on Dec 17, 2021 20:44:48 GMT
I'll start. Green Lantern. Oh no, the colour yellow and some wood, I'm now powerless and can be easily beaten to death. I'm no super hero fan, but assuming yellow is some kind of weakness, in a hero who has green in his name, that seems a bit stupid |
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Post by GigaChad Sigma. on Dec 17, 2021 20:44:58 GMT
Super Gran, I hated that Scottish cunt.
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Post by Jambowayoh on Dec 17, 2021 20:45:23 GMT
Harsh
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Post by Ulythium on Dec 17, 2021 20:45:38 GMT
Spider-Man. Sure, his powers are pretty cool in New York City, but put him anywhere that doesn't have umpteen skyscrapers and he'd be catching the bus like the rest of us. Then he's just a guy who uses his wrists to produce a sticky white substance, and... well, I've been doing that for years. A superhero, I am not.
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Post by Deleted on Dec 17, 2021 20:46:47 GMT
Super Gran, I hated that Scottish cunt. Where did she touch you. Did she make you polish her tartan helmet? |
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Post by Aunt Alison on Dec 17, 2021 20:46:50 GMT
My worst super hero would be one of those dads who mods a game or some other banal shit for their kids and posts about it on Twitter. Then everyone starts wetting themselves calling them the best dad ever
That might be the grumpiest thing I've ever said [/spoiler] [/div] |
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Post by rawshark on Dec 17, 2021 20:49:36 GMT
Dash from The Incredibles. It’s just as well he’s quick because you’d strangle him.
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Post by Deleted on Dec 17, 2021 20:50:42 GMT
Johngoodman
I don't even know what his super powers are.
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Post by Deleted on Dec 17, 2021 20:51:55 GMT
goddamnit wunty
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Post by cubby on Dec 17, 2021 20:51:59 GMT
As a wannabe man of wealth I can't stand Tax Man, leave my piles of gold coins alone!
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Post by Deleted on Dec 17, 2021 20:59:30 GMT
This. He's too powerful, he could easily defeat anyone. |
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Post by suicida on Dec 17, 2021 21:04:37 GMT
They're all shit, Marshal Law had the right idea  |
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Post by GigaChad Sigma. on Dec 17, 2021 21:05:24 GMT
Super Gran, I hated that Scottish cunt. Where did she touch you. Did she make you polish her tartan helmet? I hated everything about the TV show. It was always grey and miserable and everyone in it looked like they came from some post apocalyptic wasteland. It played on a Sunday afternoon in New Zealand so you knew Monday was looming. Plus despite havin' super powers the daft auld feartie ever gave any bawbag a decent skelp. She's always clipe to some gommy polis. |
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Post by 😎 on Dec 17, 2021 21:05:36 GMT
Johngoodman I don't even know what his super powers are. He is very good. |
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Post by deekyfun on Dec 17, 2021 21:06:22 GMT
Batfink. The prick.
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Post by 😎 on Dec 17, 2021 21:06:59 GMT
It was always grey and miserable and everyone in it looked like they came from some post apocalyptic wasteland. It's Scotland so accurate. |
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Post by Deleted on Dec 17, 2021 21:10:06 GMT
Do sidekicks count? If so Robin.
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Post by Deleted on Dec 17, 2021 21:15:02 GMT
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Too noncey.
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Post by Blue_Mike on Dec 17, 2021 21:19:59 GMT
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Post by Deleted on Dec 17, 2021 21:21:09 GMT
Meteor Man is a classic, bro
Blankman too
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Post by deekyfun on Dec 17, 2021 21:26:52 GMT
Oh, actually can I have Jesus? If only because they keep doing the origin story over and over.
Edit: but Batfink definitely a close second. I really have a problem with that guy.
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Post by Ulythium on Dec 17, 2021 21:29:12 GMT
As opposed to just noncey enough?
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Post by Deleted on Dec 17, 2021 21:29:35 GMT
You absofuckinlutely can say Jesus.  |
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