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Post by jeepers on Dec 11, 2021 8:45:13 GMT
My other superpower is one that you can all share:
Need to be up at 6am? Hit your head on your pillow 6 times before sleep.
Need to wake up at 5:30am? 5 normal hits on the pillow and one gentle one.
Quarter hours don’t seem to work. I use an alarm for those.
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Post by retro74 on Dec 11, 2021 8:45:52 GMT
Yeah that’s how I deal with hiccups too. Drink from the opposite side of the glass
Do it over the sink though
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Post by theguy on Dec 11, 2021 8:52:16 GMT
I once read a way to stop hiccups is to try and force yourself to intentionally hiccup.
So your superpower sadly might not be so super
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Post by GigaChad Sigma. on Dec 11, 2021 9:04:53 GMT
I can eat so much dairy that I vomit in my sleep and don't die.
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Post by Vortex on Dec 11, 2021 9:21:22 GMT
That's why you should always slice your bread ontop of a breadbin lid. But.. that can't work. We already know from forum-lore that breadbin lids repel all knives, so how would the bread be cut? The lid would surely prevent the knife cutting through the flimsy bread more strongly than it would stop a knife slicing through an arm! N. B. Breadbin lids may not be the best defence from knife attacks in the real world |
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Post by hedben on Dec 11, 2021 9:23:43 GMT
The glass of water from the wrong side cures hiccups because if your body allowed your diaphragm to spasm while doing it, you'd choke. So it blocks it and voilà, no more hiccups. Anyway my superpower is extreme flexibility/double-jointedness which you'd never guess from looking at my tubby middle aged body. Not as much as when I was a kid, but I can still do stuff like this:  (please excuse crazy palmreader lady, only image I could find) |
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Post by dfunked on Dec 11, 2021 9:32:02 GMT
I can tell if a cat is male or female by the shape of their face. Apart from my neighbours chubby fuckers.
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Post by jeepers on Dec 11, 2021 9:36:42 GMT
I can tell if a cat is male or female by the shape of their face. Apart from my neighbours chubby fuckers. I can do the same but by very thoroughly inspecting their genitals. |
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Post by MolarAm🔵 on Dec 11, 2021 9:43:23 GMT
I'm perceptive. I always know when someone's uncomfortable at a party.
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Post by cubby on Dec 11, 2021 10:05:00 GMT
Aren't all dogs boys and all cats girls?
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Post by lexw on Dec 11, 2021 13:04:16 GMT
I can tell if a cat is male or female by the shape of their face. Apart from my neighbours chubby fuckers. I share this superpower. I bet you're pretty good at faces generally. I can also recognise actors instantly through huge amounts of makeup/prosthetics, from weird angles/long distances, and so on, and all these actors who supposedly look "just like" other actors look clearly different to me. Of course the impressiveness of this is hampered by my total inability to remember names so I just end up saying "Omg it's that guy from that other show, the one with the time travel!" or whatever. Also for some ungodly reason I do remember the names of Marvel characters from the '90s. I could tell you the real names of like, all the X-Men and related X-teams and hangers on, but remember a real person's name? Shit no chance. |
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