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Post by cubby on Dec 10, 2021 18:10:47 GMT
Yeah you need to pick that back up, even better if you do it while maintaining eye contact with the guy at the next urinal
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Post by Sarfrin on Dec 10, 2021 18:17:56 GMT
Pause, turn your entire body to face him, turn back, resume. Ultimate public toilet power move.
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Post by LTK on Dec 10, 2021 19:10:27 GMT
I have extremely acute hunter-gatherer senses and I can spot edible fruit and small animals in nature so well that I'd be indispensible to a 2000 BC nomadic tribe. Admittedly it translates less well to survival instinct because I once found a tree full of almonds in the wild, stuffed my pockets full with them, and only once I'd cracked and eaten a handful did it occur to me to look up whether wild almonds were safe to eat. Turns out they're full of cyanide. I didn't get sick, but it was still pretty risky.
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Post by stacks on Dec 10, 2021 19:28:23 GMT
Whenever I pick up a handful of screws, nails or various other small things in multiples it's nearly always the exact amount.
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Post by elstoof on Dec 10, 2021 20:41:54 GMT
The amount you pick up is always the exact amount you pick up
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Post by cubby on Dec 10, 2021 20:44:29 GMT
When driving I have an amazing ability to stay in the correct lane
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Post by Deleted on Dec 10, 2021 20:46:35 GMT
When driving I have an amazing ability to stay in the correct lane I tend to daydream while driving but somehow I always get where I need to be without issue full-on autopilot |
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Post by retro74 on Dec 10, 2021 21:42:13 GMT
I have this amazing ability to not be completely inept at work despite being surrounded by people who are completely inept
I don’t know how I do it
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Post by crispyxuk on Dec 10, 2021 21:44:30 GMT
I don’t feel paint on my right arm. I have about 50 cigarette burns shaping smily faces to prove it.
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Post by cubby on Dec 10, 2021 21:55:55 GMT
What the hell kind of paint you putting on your walls?
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Post by Lizard on Dec 10, 2021 22:56:43 GMT
I seem to be immune to brainfreeze.
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Post by Zomoniac on Dec 10, 2021 23:10:44 GMT
I can remember staggering amounts of pointless videogame trivia. I can name the developer and publisher when given the name of a shit game from 20 years ago that I never played and have no intention of ever playing. My brain just decides if it’s game related it must be worth hanging onto. Can’t actually remember anything useful, presumably because all my storage space is taken up by the catalogues of various JRPG devs, despite hating JRPGs.
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Post by crispyxuk on Dec 10, 2021 23:41:20 GMT
What the hell kind of paint you putting on your walls? haha. Pain I mean lol |
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Post by Vortex on Dec 10, 2021 23:52:37 GMT
Gremmi seems to know what every video game ever made seems to look like from a screenshot...
As detailed in the guess the game thread.
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Post by cubby on Dec 11, 2021 0:03:34 GMT
Zom and Gremm should take on the Eggheads in a videogame special
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Post by H-alphaFox on Dec 11, 2021 0:15:48 GMT
Hiccups I trust science, you need to drink backwards and it works for everybody except my youngest. That's his superpower, being a weirdo with hiccups all the time.
I can understand my dog, we have talks and 90% of the time I know what he's saying.
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Post by cubby on Dec 11, 2021 0:17:26 GMT
Drinking backwards... That's vomming innit?
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Post by H-alphaFox on Dec 11, 2021 0:21:51 GMT
Never thought of it like that, but nothing like that.
You fill a glass with water and drink it ....
Shit I can't explain it, maybe upside down is better. Basically drink from the far side of the glass and tilt head forward.
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Post by cubby on Dec 11, 2021 0:24:51 GMT
Okaaaay
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Post by 😎 on Dec 11, 2021 0:30:29 GMT
My superpower is being able to resist banning half of you weirdos for being weirdos. You weirdos.
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Post by MolarAm🔵 on Dec 11, 2021 0:33:51 GMT
We love you, god emperor gremmi.
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Post by Deleted on Dec 11, 2021 0:38:46 GMT
Never thought of it like that, but nothing like that. You fill a glass with water and drink it .... Shit I can't explain it, maybe upside down is better. Basically drink from the far side of the glass and tilt head forward. This forums"Mal & his sandwich" moment. You oddball. |
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Post by Chopsen on Dec 11, 2021 0:39:50 GMT
Hiccups I trust science, you need to drink backwards and it works for everybody except my youngest. That's his superpower, being a weirdo with hiccups all the time. I can understand my dog, we have talks and 90% of the time I know what he's saying. Anybody who has a dog can talk to and understand their dog. That's the whole point of having them compared to, say, a cat. They're fucking idiots. |
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Post by H-alphaFox on Dec 11, 2021 1:00:19 GMT
Never thought of it like that, but nothing like that. You fill a glass with water and drink it .... Shit I can't explain it, maybe upside down is better. Basically drink from the far side of the glass and tilt head forward. This forums"Mal & his sandwich" moment. You oddball. I could go a sandwich right now to be fair but once had a ride in ambulance after making one so I'm not allowed to unless under supervision and it's 2am here. Probably better to just shuffle off to bed though. It does work, for 75% of us at least. |
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Post by Lizard on Dec 11, 2021 1:05:18 GMT
This forums"Mal & his sandwich" moment. You oddball. I could go a sandwich right now to be fair but once had a ride in ambulance after making one so I'm not allowed to unless under supervision and it's 2am here. Probably better to just shuffle off to bed though. It does work, for 75% of us at least. No bed until you tell us how you got beaten up by your own sandwich. |
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Post by H-alphaFox on Dec 11, 2021 1:08:55 GMT
Hiccups I trust science, you need to drink backwards and it works for everybody except my youngest. That's his superpower, being a weirdo with hiccups all the time. I can understand my dog, we have talks and 90% of the time I know what he's saying. Anybody who has a dog can talk to and understand their dog. That's the whole point of having them compared to, say, a cat. They're fucking idiots. I agree, cats don't give a shit at all. Fcking Cat privilege. And yeah dogs are very receptive, I think it's more of a learned response really from the both of us. Nobody else in the family is on the same page with him though. Basically my superpower is being able to understand my dogs requests but probably not your dogs. I also have nice slippers. |
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Post by H-alphaFox on Dec 11, 2021 1:14:01 GMT
Because I'm a bit dim mainly. Holding a baguette in my left hand sideways and slicing into it with a bread knife to make a sandwich, went through both bread and hand. Had a few drinks so couldn't drive, I was hoping the ambulance guys could stitch it but ended up in the ER. It's surprising how much Spanish you actually know when confronted with such a dilemma. |
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Post by Deleted on Dec 11, 2021 1:15:12 GMT
That's why you should always slice your bread ontop of a breadbin lid.
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Post by H-alphaFox on Dec 11, 2021 1:20:06 GMT
That's why you should always slice your bread ontop of a breadbin lid. I had to even show the ambulance guy the bread and plate with blood all over because their first thought was domestic violence. Over the bin would of saved a mess though. Had to clean that up too, not like I was gone for 3 hours or anything. Did the exact same thing with an Orange when I was 13, lesson not leant I guess. |
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Post by jeepers on Dec 11, 2021 8:42:46 GMT
He’s right about drinking a glass of water backwards. And if someone else has hiccups, betting them a tenner that they can’t hiccup in the next 20 seconds works surprisingly well too.
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