Youthist
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Post by Youthist on Oct 5, 2022 7:20:59 GMT
I saw his green custom Ferrari for sale at an event 6 months back or so, it had a price ticket on it of 3 million.
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Post by cptjohnnycasino on Oct 5, 2022 7:53:58 GMT
I can't really articulate why, but Eamonn Holmes winds me up to a level not yet bested.
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Post by Aunt Alison on Oct 5, 2022 8:00:09 GMT
I saw his green custom Ferrari for sale at an event 6 months back or so, it had a price ticket on it of 3 million. Sounds like he's doing alright for himself |
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Post by Deleted on Oct 5, 2022 8:03:44 GMT
Viz once did a story called Bridge Over Jamiroquai. You can make it up yourselves, the headline was the good bit.
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Post by Saul1138 on Oct 5, 2022 8:33:14 GMT
Cunt couldn’t even glide without a moving floor.
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Post by geefe on Oct 5, 2022 10:07:10 GMT
Cunt couldn’t even glide without a moving floor. Actually, the floor didn't move. They just moved the walls either side. So, he wasn't even really travelling without moving. |
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Post by crashV👀d👀 on Oct 5, 2022 10:10:41 GMT
That Musk cunt that seems to be Elon-gating this whole Twitter bullshit.
What an asshat
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Post by Deleted on Oct 5, 2022 10:42:05 GMT
Cunt couldn’t even glide without a moving floor. Actually, the floor didn't move. They just moved the walls either side. So, he wasn't even really travelling without moving. |
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Post by cubby on Oct 5, 2022 12:20:50 GMT
Cunt couldn’t even glide without a moving floor. Actually, the floor didn't move. They just moved the walls either side. So, he wasn't even really travelling without moving. *Actually* I think you'll find even the walls didn't move, he made the world move around him. |
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Post by Lukus on Oct 5, 2022 12:41:21 GMT
Matt Baker - I don't get who he appeals to other than the blandest of the bland.
Steph whatsherface who used to be a reporter for BBC news, but inexplicably is now the face of a terrible daily current affairs show on ch4. Again, I don't get who she appeals to, other than people with terrible taste in people.
I have only myself to blame for turning on the telly during my lunch break.
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Post by geefe on Oct 5, 2022 14:16:37 GMT
User Lukus trying to stealth tell us he hates people from the north east.
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Post by Nemesis on Oct 5, 2022 16:38:48 GMT
Speaking of daytime TV - Homes Under The Hammer's Martin Roberts and his weird insistence of always having his hands clasped together like a little otter.
Even in photos. I don't know why it bothers me, he seems alright and spends his days filming buildings and estate agents walking into rooms and looking around. Must be dull as shit. Maybe he's trying not to strangle them.
/otterhands
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Post by Deleted on Oct 5, 2022 16:45:17 GMT
Otter nonsense, if you ask me
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Post by Nemesis on Oct 5, 2022 16:46:52 GMT
Why ai otter......
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Post by rawshark on Oct 5, 2022 19:58:24 GMT
Yeah not an unusual position at all. I’m sure there’s a video floating around if the moment he accused a photographer of scratching his car, pinned him into a corner while constantly screaming at him with that whiney voice of his, and promptly got his nose broken with one of the finest headbutts ever seen.
Lives in my head rent free.
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Post by rawshark on Oct 5, 2022 20:00:39 GMT
Wouldn’t mind a show called Holmes Under the Hammer. Just Eamon Holmes being twatted by a variety of hammers. This week, a Medieval warhammer to the groin.
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dogbot
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Post by dogbot on Oct 5, 2022 20:01:55 GMT
So... You're not really a fan, then?
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Post by Ulythium on Oct 5, 2022 20:06:14 GMT
I’m sure there’s a video floating around if the moment he accused a photographer of scratching his car, pinned him into a corner while constantly screaming at him with that whiney voice of his, and promptly got his nose broken with one of the finest headbutts ever seen.
To whom does this refer - otters, Jamiroquai, Eamonn Holmes, Elon Musk, or Matt Baker?
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Post by rawshark on Oct 5, 2022 20:09:13 GMT
This would be in reference to Jay Kay. The guy most people are mistakenly referring to as Jamiroqui. (Pushes glasses up nose).
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Post by dogbot on Oct 5, 2022 20:11:14 GMT
I mean, why would an otter be screaming at a photographer about their car anyway?
Pop star otters would obviously travel by yacht.
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Post by Deleted on Oct 5, 2022 20:14:44 GMT
This would be in reference to Jay Kay. The guy most people are mistakenly referring to as Jamiroqui. (Pushes glasses up nose). Jamiroquai, actually. |
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Post by cubby on Oct 5, 2022 20:14:50 GMT
I thought it was Martin Roberts.
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Post by rawshark on Oct 5, 2022 20:15:38 GMT
This would be in reference to Jay Kay. The guy most people are mistakenly referring to as Jamiroqui. (Pushes glasses up nose). Jamiroquai, actually. Bah. Hoisted by my own petard. |
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Post by Deleted on Oct 5, 2022 20:16:45 GMT
Somewhat  |
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Ulythium
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Post by Ulythium on Oct 5, 2022 20:29:28 GMT
That all makes perfect sense, except for the fact that no self-respecting celebrity otter would be caught dead on a yacht - I'm fairly sure they prefer to travel via helicopter.
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Post by rawshark on Oct 5, 2022 20:33:37 GMT
It was an otter what got Kobe.
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Post by Deleted on Oct 5, 2022 20:37:29 GMT
Too soon 😔
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Post by Saul1138 on Oct 5, 2022 23:24:19 GMT
Cunt couldn’t even glide without a moving floor. Actually, the floor didn't move. They just moved the walls either side. So, he wasn't even really travelling without moving. I was thinking of the MTV Awards, but you are right. |
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Post by Blue_Mike on Oct 6, 2022 17:47:43 GMT
Mario Lopez.
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Post by 😎 on Oct 6, 2022 18:14:26 GMT
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