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Post by geefe on May 5, 2022 11:15:09 GMT
Yeah, mullets and moustaches are in. Am convinced someone did it as an ironic joke and others didn't get it.
Am enjoying Chris Ramsey on taskmaster, but mostly because he's one of the few that seems genuinely thrilled to be there.
Who was that fucking Scottish cunt they had on a few years ago who came across like an absolute bellend?
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Post by Jambowayoh on May 5, 2022 11:16:55 GMT
Also he used to have that haircut only cunts have Ha, I also typed Chris Ramsey into Google to remind myself of who he was and was greeted by that fucking stupid haircut. Interestingly I actually saw when I was leaving Barcelona last weekend. There was some British guy who got on the bus to airport who looked about late 20s who had the same exact haircut and I actually thought I'd been transported to 2010. God damn it's an awful haircut.
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Post by Bongo Heracles on May 5, 2022 11:18:33 GMT
Oh yeah, Ian Stirling. To be fair, a few times he seemed to have a bit of an epiphany at how he was coming across.
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Post by cubby on May 5, 2022 11:19:47 GMT
Iain Stirling?
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Post by Danno on May 5, 2022 11:27:39 GMT
He narrates Love Island. Need I say more.
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Post by Jambowayoh on May 5, 2022 11:28:41 GMT
He used to be a kids show presenter but is also a stand-up who's now most famous for voicing Love Island. He's the Scottish guy with glasses.
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Post by Jambowayoh on May 5, 2022 11:29:09 GMT
Oh yeah, Ian Stirling. To be fair, a few times he seemed to have a bit of an epiphany at how he was coming across. I actually don't mind him. As you say he seems quite self aware.
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Post by Vortex on May 5, 2022 12:43:40 GMT
I've seen a few beauties, mullet-wise. Shaved at the sides and all sorts.
I mean, of all the haircuts over the years, why would you revisit that shit hairstyle ffs
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Post by Deleted on May 5, 2022 14:28:42 GMT
I've met Stacey Dooley through work and she was genuinely pleasant. Then you see her in her series and wonder if it's the same person.
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Post by geefe on May 5, 2022 17:26:02 GMT
She winds me up like nobody's business but I also sort of fancy her so...evens out?
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Post by damagedinc on May 5, 2022 17:46:09 GMT
Also he used to have that haircut only cunts have I had this haircut. But then again I am an absolute cunt
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Post by MysteryLamb on May 5, 2022 19:39:20 GMT
Tom Kerridge.
"And I can tell you" licks gravy off thumb, " that pie is going to be absolutely lush".
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Post by cubby on May 5, 2022 20:11:13 GMT
Amber Heard.
If you have a chance to listen to her testimony from today it's the most unhinged thing you will ever hear. She is fucking cray cray. She's a terrible fucking actress feigning crying every five minutes and then completely back to normal, with no tears coming out at all. She's also tried to reframe an incident where Depp lost a finger as the most over the top violent episode I've ever heard that actually paints her as the most abused victim ever with multiple bottles being thrown at her, being beaten within an inch of her life (damage to her face, arms, back and feet) and it culminating in her being raped by a broken bottle. And yet the only person who ended up in hospital is Depp. It's honestly bonkers.
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Post by dfunked on May 5, 2022 20:31:02 GMT
Cubby has been on Reddit today, then...
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Post by cubby on May 5, 2022 20:37:19 GMT
I've been off sick.
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Post by Aunt Alison on May 5, 2022 20:55:33 GMT
Is it the trial of the century or something
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Post by cubby on May 5, 2022 20:59:04 GMT
It's fucking bonkers she cannot shut up, I've never heard so much bullshit coming out of one mouth for such a sustained amount of time.
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Post by Dougs on May 5, 2022 21:01:17 GMT
Is she offering any evidence for these claims?
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Post by Danno on May 5, 2022 21:01:24 GMT
It's fucking bonkers she cannot shut up, I've never heard so much bullshit coming out of one mouth for such a sustained amount of time. You watched it? Just curious
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Post by Danno on May 5, 2022 21:02:15 GMT
Is she offering any evidence for these claims? The whole thing is he said, she said.
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Post by cubby on May 5, 2022 21:06:01 GMT
She's taken shit loads of photos, but none of them corroborate anything that she says happened except for the most mundane details like a lamp shade being broken or a mirror being drawn on. So she spent over an hour detailing this assault that apparently left her with a broken nose and cut feet, arms and back and blood everywhere. Then the evidence presented is photo after photo of some slight damage to the house, but no photos of her injuries at all.
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Post by Aunt Alison on May 5, 2022 21:07:49 GMT
Are you going to go to the courthouse at the end of the trial and throw tomatoes cubby
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Post by cubby on May 5, 2022 21:10:58 GMT
Is she offering any evidence for these claims? The whole thing is he said, she said. The media is trying to even handedly say both parties are at fault but she does seem completely unhinged and I haven't seen anything from her side that's convinced me that Depp actually hit her. This testimony is crazy, it's so over the top and embellished that it's not convincing in the slightest. I've seen nativity plays more believable.
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Post by geefe on May 5, 2022 21:16:30 GMT
I really don't care that two millionaires are cunts to each other. Send them both to jail.
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Post by Lizard on May 5, 2022 21:18:32 GMT
Well, all I can say is that she's never hit me so I'm Team Heard.
Although Aquaman was borderline abusive.
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Post by Jambowayoh on May 5, 2022 21:18:36 GMT
What about the British court case where he tried to sue the Sun for calling him a wife beater and he lost? I mean it's patently clear they're both awfully toxic together.
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Post by Deleted on May 5, 2022 21:21:41 GMT
Not are Johnny!
I don't have a horse in this race, but it is insane to me how everyone online seemingly has taken his side and called her crazy.
The guy with decades long drug problems who dresses like a pirate hobo couldn't possibly be guilty of anything.
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Post by Lizard on May 5, 2022 21:26:25 GMT
He's a nostalgia trip and teenage heartthrob for lots of middle-aged people. And lots of twenty-somethings were raised on the Pirates of the Carribbean films.
I do remember him getting a lot more stick during the UK trial, though.
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Post by Danno on May 5, 2022 21:26:47 GMT
Not are Johnny! I don't have a horse in this race, but it is insane to me how everyone online seemingly has taken his side and called her crazy. The guy with decades long drug problems who dresses like a pirate hobo couldn't possibly be guilty of anything. NOT EVERYONE ONLINE APPARENTLY
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Post by dfunked on May 5, 2022 21:27:53 GMT
Yeah, Reddit is so ridiculously one sided on all this it's laughable. Saint Johnny Vs Amber Satan-Turd
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