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Post by Aunt Alison on Jan 21, 2022 15:55:33 GMT
I don't know why she makes eleventy billion pounds for being a miserable cunt, when I, an equally if not more miserable cunt, live in squalor She sings |
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Post by freddiemercurystwin on Jan 21, 2022 18:48:58 GMT
Yep as much of a cnut she is she can hold a note.
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Post by Sarfrin on Jan 21, 2022 20:00:20 GMT
You need to turn your misery into art danno. Then pretend to still be miserable after you're rich.
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Post by Lukus on Jan 21, 2022 20:08:54 GMT
She's in that Ed Sheeran genre of music for people that don't like music.
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Post by freddiemercurystwin on Jan 21, 2022 20:14:18 GMT
Ed Sheeran should have his own thread really.
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Post by clemfandango on Jan 21, 2022 20:25:58 GMT
Don’t Adele, Sheeran and Coldplay come as some kind of shit package?
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Post by Sarfrin on Jan 21, 2022 20:38:06 GMT
Ed Sheeran should have his own thread really. Celebrities you thoroughly dislike because they're ED SHEERAN. |
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Post by mothercruncher on Jan 21, 2022 20:57:23 GMT
I thought he f’in made Game Of Thrones, personally.
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Post by Danno on Jan 21, 2022 20:58:46 GMT
I thought he f’in made Game Of Thrones, personally. The guy that got his dick eaten? That was him? |
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Post by cowsmakenoise on Jan 21, 2022 21:48:03 GMT
I thought he f’in made Game Of Thrones, personally. The guy that got his dick eaten? That was him? He’s getting his dick eaten every night by a horde of groupies. Not bad for a ginger hobbit. |
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Post by Danno on Jan 21, 2022 21:51:00 GMT
The guy that got his dick eaten? That was him? He’s getting his dick eaten every night by a horde of groupies. Not bad for a ginger hobbit. Future metoo in the making |
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Post by Lizard on Jan 21, 2022 22:22:50 GMT
Coldplay>Adele>Sheeran
Coldplay are bland, but the guitar playing on their early records is clearly influenced by shoegaze/dreampop, for what it's worth.
Adele's songs are very predictable and often half-baked, relying on her (overrated) voice to carry them. Start with plaintive piano and earnest vocals, then bellow the chorus and keep bellowing for the rest of the song. However her music sounds like her own, as rote as it is.
Sheeran's music is incredibly cynical and sounds like it was written by committee or AI. Plus the looping thing he does is a parlour trick.
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Post by Deleted on Jan 21, 2022 22:26:14 GMT
Rolling In the Deep is a banger.
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Post by Lizard on Jan 21, 2022 22:40:07 GMT
He’s getting his dick eaten every night by a horde of groupies. Not bad for a ginger hobbit. Future metoo in the making I expect the allegations will accuse him of manipulating and grooming vulnerable young women into listening to his music. The only song he ever did that sounded genuine was the one about Ellie Goulding cheating on him. |
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Post by Lizard on Jan 21, 2022 22:40:43 GMT
Rolling In the Deep is a banger. Easily her best. TBH I don't find the new one that bad. |
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Post by Danno on Jan 21, 2022 22:42:18 GMT
Coldplay>Adele>Sheeran Coldplay are bland, but the guitar playing on their early records is clearly influenced by shoegaze/dreampop, for what it's worth. Their first single is decent. Got that on the shelf somewhere |
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Post by clemfandango on Jan 21, 2022 22:43:51 GMT
Coldplay>Adele>Sheeran Coldplay are bland, but the guitar playing on their early records is clearly influenced by shoegaze/dreampop, for what it's worth. Adele's songs are very predictable and often half-baked, relying on her (overrated) voice to carry them. Start with plaintive piano and earnest vocals, then bellow the chorus and keep bellowing for the rest of the song. However her music sounds like her own, as rote as it is. Sheeran's music is incredibly cynical and sounds like it was written by committee or AI. Plus the looping thing he does is a parlour trick. Coldplay started off as a travis rip off (I.e. yellow) |
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Post by Danno on Jan 21, 2022 22:46:48 GMT
Coldplay>Adele>Sheeran Coldplay are bland, but the guitar playing on their early records is clearly influenced by shoegaze/dreampop, for what it's worth. Adele's songs are very predictable and often half-baked, relying on her (overrated) voice to carry them. Start with plaintive piano and earnest vocals, then bellow the chorus and keep bellowing for the rest of the song. However her music sounds like her own, as rote as it is. Sheeran's music is incredibly cynical and sounds like it was written by committee or AI. Plus the looping thing he does is a parlour trick. Coldplay started off as a travis rip off (I.e. yellow) That's damning with damning damns. (I have no time whatsoever for the cunts, but Travis tribute act seems harsh even to me. They tried for blander, somehow, but Travis couldn't even be arsed to do that) |
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Post by Jambowayoh on Jan 21, 2022 22:50:12 GMT
Coldplay>Adele>Sheeran Coldplay are bland, but the guitar playing on their early records is clearly influenced by shoegaze/dreampop, for what it's worth. Adele's songs are very predictable and often half-baked, relying on her (overrated) voice to carry them. Start with plaintive piano and earnest vocals, then bellow the chorus and keep bellowing for the rest of the song. However her music sounds like her own, as rote as it is. Sheeran's music is incredibly cynical and sounds like it was written by committee or AI. Plus the looping thing he does is a parlour trick. Coldplay started off as a travis rip off (I.e. yellow) Nah get to fuck. |
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Post by Deleted on Jan 21, 2022 22:52:33 GMT
I absolutely loved their first album at the time. It's hugely melancholic and I was on a comedown pretty much all of my life at the time though. Can't stand their stuff now.
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Post by TheSaint on Jan 21, 2022 22:55:49 GMT
He’s right. Travis were one of the biggest bands around at the time.
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Post by clemfandango on Jan 21, 2022 22:56:04 GMT
Coldplay started off as a travis rip off (I.e. yellow) That's damning with damning damns. (I have no time whatsoever for the cunts, but Travis tribute act seems harsh even to me. They tried for blander, somehow, but Travis couldn't even be arsed to do that) Nah travis started all that middle of the road indie shit that appealed to a broader audience, then Coldplay released yellow, which could have easily been a travis song, then a few other bands tried to cash in too. See athlete... How Coldplay managed to keep it going for twenty years is one of life’s great mysteries. Music for people who don’t really like music. |
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Post by Jambowayoh on Jan 21, 2022 22:56:21 GMT
It's kind of how I feel about Kings of Leon tbh. First 3 albums were great and they just shat the bed massively from the fourth onwards.
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Post by Jambowayoh on Jan 21, 2022 22:57:52 GMT
That's damning with damning damns. (I have no time whatsoever for the cunts, but Travis tribute act seems harsh even to me. They tried for blander, somehow, but Travis couldn't even be arsed to do that) Nah travis started all that middle of the road indie shit that appealed to a broader audience, then Coldplay released yellow, which could have easily been a travis song, then a few other bands tried to cash in too. See athlete... How Coldplay managed to keep it going for twenty years is one of life’s great mysteries. Music for people who don’t really like music. Fuck me, Athlete were one band who I had no idea who actually bought any of their stuff or went to see them live through choice. |
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Post by Danno on Jan 21, 2022 22:59:32 GMT
They essentially invented the 2000's landfill indie on their own.
Razorlight, Marmaduke Duke, The Fratellis, The Enemy, The Maccabees, The Wombats, The View, Little Man Tate, The Kooks and every post-Libertines act once the band broke up. What would we have done without guzzling that liquid hot bin juice in that decade witbout Coldplay directing them all?
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Post by Danno on Jan 21, 2022 23:00:18 GMT
It's kind of how I feel about Kings of Leon tbh. First 3 albums were great and they just shat the bed massively from the fourth onwards. First two*. But yes |
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Post by Deleted on Jan 21, 2022 23:00:39 GMT
It's kind of how I feel about Kings of Leon tbh. First 3 albums were great and they just shat the bed massively from the fourth onwards. Yeah absolutely |
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Post by clemfandango on Jan 21, 2022 23:01:01 GMT
Nah travis started all that middle of the road indie shit that appealed to a broader audience, then Coldplay released yellow, which could have easily been a travis song, then a few other bands tried to cash in too. See athlete... How Coldplay managed to keep it going for twenty years is one of life’s great mysteries. Music for people who don’t really like music. Fuck me, Athlete were one band who I had no idea who actually bought any of their stuff or went to see them live through choice. I agree yet they sounded exactly like Coldplay. I’d be gutted if I was in athlete and had to watch them talentless pricks making millions.... |
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Post by Lizard on Jan 21, 2022 23:04:23 GMT
They essentially invented the 2000's landfill indie on their own. Razorlight, Marmaduke Duke, The Fratellis, The Enemy, The Maccabees, The Wombats, The View, Little Man Tate, The Kooks and every post-Libertines act once the band broke up. What would we have done without guzzling that liquid hot bin juice in that decade witbout Coldplay directing them all? There's crossover with the horrible, horrible garage rock revival stuff as well. Easily the worst period of music in my lifetime. Nu-metal is probably 'worse', but at least it had a bit of vigour as well as being ironically entertaining. |
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Post by clemfandango on Jan 21, 2022 23:04:45 GMT
It's kind of how I feel about Kings of Leon tbh. First 3 albums were great and they just shat the bed massively from the fourth onwards. I went to see kings of Leon in Manchester at the academy 2 when they released their first album. I really thought I was witnessing the birth of a new great rock band. Cut to 4 years later and sex is on fire...🤮 |
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