Celebrity Paedogeddon and old men yelling at clouds

It's all really confusing, they're talking about it like we all know everything (with some implication that a massive crime has happened) but we categorically don't.

All the “evidence” suggests he’s groomed him. It’s not hard to believe that’s what’s happened. But until it’s actually somehow official it feels wrong to treat him like a criminal.

And again, there are plenty of extremely bad faith actors involved.

I didn’t even know all this was swirling around him. I used to think he seemed like a good guy / came across like not a Hollywood cunt when he was younger. Another one bites the dust then.

That was so fucking weird. And kind of shows the bubble these people are living is. Like This Morning is SO fucking fundamental that the entire nation is traumatised by these events. Fuck off.

I like to believe the 'Deep breath' bit was on the prompt but not what she was supposed to say out loud.




But hasn't he got a court injunction in place to stop anything else being released?

Charitably, I think she probably was addressing the ITV Daytime Ultras who write in to ask Holly if she is alright if she wears the same dress twice in a week, rather than the nation of vicarious rubberneckers tuning in for more salacious details.

But, speaking of traumatisation, this is largely the result of hurt feelings. If you look at the primary jihadists, they are all ones who have been fired by ITV daytime for being cunts. Dan Wooton was marched out of the building and Holmes was told 'people just dont like you' when he was let go from This Morning.

It is quite telling that before Wooton became an embittered 'anti-woke' shill, he was dishing the dirt on who J-Lo was going out with and commenting on the size of Mariah Careys tits.

I went out for a meal yesterday with my dad, step-mum and her family and they spent pretty much the entire meal interrogating the mrs about it, as pretty much everyone has done since it broke. It has absolutely broken the brains of anyone over 60 and the simple minded.

And *everyone* has an opinion on it. They ask her what happened before immediately launching into their own conspiracy theory. Its a 60 year old bloke from some inconsequential daytime tv show who shagged, as far as anyone knows, a young but legal lad.


Its driving me crazy. Everywhere we go, people sticking their oar in. Get a fucking grip, Britain.

Holly went to the posh all girls school near me, she's a true person of the people.

Is the "how the fuck do you get home today?" segment coming up soon, or is that later in the morning when I've left for work.

Jesus christ that's amazing. Actually howling at that one.

Preening his hair like a teenager. What a fucking cunt.

I figure sthey had been saying something about her being called a bitch and then she refers to herself as a pussycat.

pussycat, me

Eamonn Holmes sounds like he is completely pissed after a night out and missed the last train.

Well yeah, because he's an arrogant miserable cunt.