Bongo Heracles
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Post by Bongo Heracles on Dec 31, 2022 12:04:25 GMT
I’m pretty sure Ted Nugent did.
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Post by Zuluhero on Dec 31, 2022 12:09:13 GMT
I was thinking of a comedian. I just googled 'comedian who married his daughter' - Woody Allen 😅
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Post by LegendaryApe on Dec 31, 2022 12:12:10 GMT
"These pre-teens, sorry I meant pretzels, are making me thirsty."
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Post by grey_matters on Dec 31, 2022 12:22:09 GMT
I was thinking of a comedian. I just googled 'comedian who married his daughter' - Woody Allen 😅 Elon Musk's Dad did something simlar. Edit: not with Elon as far as I know. |
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Post by Zuluhero on Dec 31, 2022 12:33:03 GMT
It would explain a lot though...
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Post by Deleted on Dec 31, 2022 12:46:33 GMT
Heh, thought this was getting bumped because the pope died. I think all the priests he turned into paedos are cured now. |
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Post by simple on Dec 31, 2022 15:44:27 GMT
Didn’t one of the Chase guys marry a relative?
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Post by baihu1983 on Jan 4, 2023 19:25:36 GMT
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Post by simple on Jan 12, 2023 11:34:43 GMT
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Bongo Heracles
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Post by Bongo Heracles on Jan 12, 2023 11:38:20 GMT
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Post by Jambowayoh on Jan 12, 2023 11:39:30 GMT
"It was the prescription medicine that made me do it."
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Post by dogbot on Jan 12, 2023 11:42:43 GMT
Fuck off. Bang to fucking rights. Take him below.
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Post by Deleted on Jan 12, 2023 12:33:04 GMT
Another one added to the list of "Not surprised, he looks like a Nonce"
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Post by Jambowayoh on Jan 12, 2023 12:40:55 GMT
It's almost too perfect of a projection.
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Post by cubby on Jan 12, 2023 13:30:36 GMT
This thread seems appropriate for whatever the hell this is.
This is an actual clip of Harry talking about thinking about his dead mum's lips while he applied moisturiser to his "todger".
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Post by simple on Jan 12, 2023 14:01:12 GMT
Does the book get into the being illegitimate stuff? Like wasn’t the story for years that Diana was having an affair with some army officer who looks just like Harry does now?
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Post by Jambowayoh on Jan 12, 2023 14:03:25 GMT
You mean James Hewitt?
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Post by dogbot on Jan 12, 2023 14:06:15 GMT
Yeah, him who Harold looks exactly like. |
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Post by Bongo Heracles on Jan 12, 2023 14:10:55 GMT
It does. Apparently, hewitt started slipping her a length well after Harry was born. They hadnt even met when he was conceived. Its just an absolutely incredible coincidence.
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Post by dogbot on Jan 12, 2023 14:14:19 GMT
Yeah, he was just her... cough... riding instructor for the preceeding years and definitely not doing any other riding.
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Post by freddiemercurystwin on Jan 12, 2023 14:27:46 GMT
It's no secret or even a rumour that they had a five year affair, they also didn't meet until after Harrys birth.
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Post by dogbot on Jan 12, 2023 14:31:22 GMT
Riiiiight. That's the official story, anyway and the Palace would never remotely consider altering a story to fit a narrative.
And as above, it's just a completely random coincidence that he has nothing whatsoever in common with any of the other members of his extended family AND looks exactly like his mother's former lover.
Happens all the time.
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Post by kal on Jan 12, 2023 14:31:55 GMT
Other than having red hair, he doesn’t look anything like him, so not sure it’s the inconceivable coincidence that some suggest.
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Post by kal on Jan 12, 2023 14:33:41 GMT
Also Hewitt would be either murdered or absolutely rolling in cash if there was any truth to it, as opposed to working as a gardener.
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Post by Bongo Heracles on Jan 12, 2023 14:38:38 GMT
Other than having red hair, he doesn’t look anything like him, so not sure it’s the inconceivable coincidence that some suggest. I dont know about that. Apparently, the timescales really dont match up but there are enough photos of them looking very similar to see how it gained traction. And, to don my tinfoil hat for a minute, it does also go some way to explaining why they dont really seem to give a fuck about him. |
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Post by geefe on Jan 12, 2023 14:40:18 GMT
This thread seems appropriate for whatever the hell this is. This is an actual clip of Harry talking about thinking about his dead mum's lips while he applied moisturiser to his "todger". Jesus fucking christ. Mate, did you not read this a bit and think "maybe I shouldn't say this out loud for other people to hear?" Even ignoring the whole royal family bit, you would probably tell Keith down the pub to shut up about his burning cock unless you'd known him a good 5 years. |
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Post by kal on Jan 12, 2023 14:41:46 GMT
The pictures of them looking similar are the same as those threads you get of people looking like cocktails or shampoo bottles.
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Post by dogbot on Jan 12, 2023 14:43:15 GMT
Yeah, there's definitely enough there for it to be a possibility. Fuck knows if it's actually so but given how fucked up the family is, it's quite amusing nonetheless.
Also, I dunno what they called him in the Blues, but he was informally Lt. Hewitt to us.
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Post by Bongo Heracles on Jan 12, 2023 14:47:34 GMT
Tbh, the thing that probably seals it for most people is that he has a chin and non-horse like teeth.
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Post by Deleted on Jan 12, 2023 14:49:53 GMT
I'd check to see if he has sausage fingers like Charles.
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